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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Adrian Accaira
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Min Lee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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Bunzilla
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also having them be different colours helps out if you have two bills together, thinking they're of the same value, and potentially getting screwed as a result.

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ForThe<3ofFloof
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is f*****g cheap as f**k...that's why we only have one color for our money. Except for the penny, I mean why the f**k is the penny different? Cheap bunch of bastards in this country. Forget about free university and healthcare.

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Bunzilla
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different colours help those who are sight impaired, help you quickly see what's in your wallet, and the plastic, while weird at first, helps keep them from looking ratty.

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That_Scuba_Diver
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can rip though. If it already has a small tear, you can just rip it in half. But most places will still take ripped money.

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Ky Beckett
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is another case of "lol, Canada amirite?" the states are literally the only country that doesn't have different coloured bankenotes

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Bihaly Barbii
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's like monopoly money :D i love it :D same story with swiss bills :D

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JustLooking46
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm color blind. I see 3 yellow and 2 blue...The colors don't help me.

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Jonathan Bruford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it goes deeper.... much deeper...... (american money sux harbles) https://youtu.be/Me9fCKNvBBE

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Bryan Chavis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not all american money is the same color some 2 dollar bills have gold and $100 bills are blue

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Maria Jane
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canada got their money technology, colours etc from Australia!! 👍🏻

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Sarah Sandoval
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what's also nice is Canadian bills have little braille dots on one corner for blind people to be able to tell how much the bill is worth

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Renita McAfee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old people in the us with bad sight need others to handle their money just for this reason. Sometimes they get ripped of.

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Joanne Lawrence
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BTW, note the missing colour in the lineup: turns out the $1000 bill, which used to be a thing, was red. So that solves that mystery for me. I was probably the only person wondering why there's no red, but there you go.

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Ivan Kidd
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It bothers me that the money isn't in order of ROYGBIV when put in numerical order.

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James Gromo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm ok with the different colors, its the different sizes that f**k me up. Looking at you Europe.

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Angel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand that the money is in order of the colours of the rainbow... but it's killing me that they are not in order by denomination LOL

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Rivkaka
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes me too! Whyyyyy???? It would frustrate me a lot. But then again I probably will not have all that paper money in my poor wallet :)))

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure that it would freeze, considering it's a solid, unless you submerged it, at which point it would just be IN ICE. It doesn't get brittle under normal non-laboratory levels of cold, if that's what you're thinking.

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Janin Matuschak
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this why Americans like to use credit cards more than real money?

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It's Caturday 2.0
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No-credit cards are much, much more convenient and give you points, flight miles, and other perks. If you pay your balance each month, you’re good. Everything is digitized and easy these days. I don’t have to scramble for and count change.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and b******t it is.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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