Declaring our opinion about this or that is nothing new - though usually new books, movies or music were reviewed in newspapers or serious TV shows by professionals, we've entered the glory age of evaluating by the use of the internet. Now every one of us can share our experiences not even after reading a book or watching a movie, but also about an ink pen, banana slicer, and arts & crafts glitter. And what is the best place to scrutinize if not the online shops?

One of the biggest e-shop's Amazon client feedback provides useful information to help you decide whether to buy a particular product or not. Other product reviews are useless, like the ones where people give something a one star just because it arrived late. But there's another and the very best review type that's neither useful nor useless, but what they lack in helpfulness, they make up for in pure hilarity. There are plenty of funny Amazon reviews - like the one about a Swiss army knife, where the buyer instantly turned into a Navy Seal or a funny review where a computer mouse saves a relationship. Take a look at these best Amazon reviews to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, this original list of funniest Amazon reviews won't help you to buy anything, but it'll certainly help to put a smile on your face.

#1

Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

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Jhoa
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahh this is great. XD

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#2

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

:)

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#3

Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

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Julie Evans
Community Member
4 years ago

No words

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#4

WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

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Julie Evans
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4 years ago

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You can't be stinking serious, can you?

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#5

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This review is as awesome as the product!

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#6

Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

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Aude de Rambuteau
Community Member
4 years ago

Awesome !!

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#7

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

haha, clever!

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#8

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

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Cherie
Community Member
4 years ago

Heheheh, great story.

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#9

Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

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Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Good idea for future parenting lol

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#10

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever!

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#11

Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

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Julie Evans
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm dying here!

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#12

Ufo Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

Ufo Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

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Luis Milian
Community Member
4 years ago

maybe it work way better than expected.

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#13

Nexus Silent Wired Mouse Sm-8500

Nexus Silent Wired Mouse Sm-8500

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Luis Milian
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope is not Jodie

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#14

The Wolf Of Wall Street

The Wolf Of Wall Street

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Julie Evans
Community Member
4 years ago

Hmm DiCaprio. I might watch that one.

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#15

English Grammar For Dummies

English Grammar For Dummies

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

haha!

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#16

Denon Akdl1 Dedicated Link Cable

Denon Akdl1 Dedicated Link Cable

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

As long as you do not hear music from the past...

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#17

Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Well played!

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#18

Microsoft Windows 95

Microsoft Windows 95

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Emelie Rosberg
Community Member
4 years ago

Love it!

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#19

Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever!

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#20

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I have the slight worry that there are people who WILL take this review serious.

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#21

Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow, the shoes look rather stupid.

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#22

Microwave For One

Microwave For One

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Vladimir Nedeljković
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm dying hahahaahahaha

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#23

Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

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Julie Evans
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha

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#24

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

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L and P
Community Member
4 years ago

AWESOME :)!

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#25

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

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Julie Evans
Community Member
4 years ago

Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.

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#26

Hde Usb Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/c Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

Hde Usb Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/c Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

awesome!

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#27

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This device looks creepy even without the review...

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#28

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Even more good reviews on this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RLS6K44P0V87V/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001K3IXW8

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#29

The Holy Bible: King James Version

The Holy Bible: King James Version

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Lyone Fein
Community Member
4 years ago

Simply inaccurate..........The Old Testament is roughly 80% of the King James Bible.

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#30

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Anyone remeber this wolf sweater reviews? Not on Amazon, but amazing nonetheless.

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#31

Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid

Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Most helpful review ever.

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#32

Lg 105uc9v 5k Ultra Hd 3d Smart Led Tv 105"

Lg 105uc9v 5k Ultra Hd 3d Smart Led Tv 105"

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Rokas L
BoredPanda Staff
4 years ago

HOW MUCH WAS IT?

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#33

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Actually, a one star review complaining that the ball came with air would be funnier...

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#34

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

this could almost be serious...

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#35

Hulk Smash Hands

Hulk Smash Hands

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Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

He should have gotten the knuckle taser from an earlier post.

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#36

Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

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Kaiserin Sissi
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm starting to believe this one's actually true... 0.0

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#37

Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

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Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this one is serious...

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#38

Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

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Brianna Bastian
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG. i have the same problem.

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#39

The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

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Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

How is this rated 5 stars?

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#40

Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (ps4)

Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (ps4)

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Jim Phoenix
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4 years ago

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Dude it didn't say FIFA

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#41

Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

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Moonglass
Community Member
4 years ago

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

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