Declaring our opinion about this or that is nothing new - though usually new books, movies or music were reviewed in newspapers or serious TV shows by professionals, we've entered the glory age of evaluating by the use of the internet. Now every one of us can share our experiences not even after reading a book or watching a movie, but also about an ink pen, banana slicer, and arts & crafts glitter. And what is the best place to scrutinize if not the online shops?
One of the biggest e-shop's Amazon client feedback provides useful information to help you decide whether to buy a particular product or not. Other product reviews are useless, like the ones where people give something a one star just because it arrived late. But there's another and the very best review type that's neither useful nor useless, but what they lack in helpfulness, they make up for in pure hilarity. There are plenty of funny Amazon reviews - like the one about a Swiss army knife, where the buyer instantly turned into a Navy Seal or a funny review where a computer mouse saves a relationship. Take a look at these best Amazon reviews to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, this original list of funniest Amazon reviews won't help you to buy anything, but it'll certainly help to put a smile on your face.
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Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen
Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant
Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book
That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?
WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch
Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag
I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!
Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress
6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools
I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!
Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml
Ufo Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week
Nexus Silent Wired Mouse Sm-8500
No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.
English Grammar For Dummies
Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules
Microsoft Windows 95
Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)
Microwave For One
Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System
Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun
Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.
Hde Usb Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/c Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea
Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
The Holy Bible: King James Version
Lg 105uc9v 5k Ultra Hd 3d Smart Led Tv 105"
Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)
Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000
Hulk Smash Hands
Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack
Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!
Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups
The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt
BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha
Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (ps4)
Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)
You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
HAHA. I used to read these reviews CRYING with laughter with family. Sadly, I learned that the sugar free ricola cough drops have the same effect. My stomach grumbles just thinking about it now....you take these when you're sick right? So when you take this with the common cold let's say....hypothetically....and then you're on the toilet for like 2 hours, you think you're dying...quite literally. That's what I've um...heard anyways. #neveragain
That's what I thought reading this article :D
They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
HAHA. I used to read these reviews CRYING with laughter with family. Sadly, I learned that the sugar free ricola cough drops have the same effect. My stomach grumbles just thinking about it now....you take these when you're sick right? So when you take this with the common cold let's say....hypothetically....and then you're on the toilet for like 2 hours, you think you're dying...quite literally. That's what I've um...heard anyways. #neveragain
That's what I thought reading this article :D
They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86