Declaring our opinion about this or that is nothing new - though usually new books, movies or music were reviewed in newspapers or serious TV shows by professionals, we've entered the glory age of evaluating by the use of the internet. Now every one of us can share our experiences not even after reading a book or watching a movie, but also about an ink pen, banana slicer, and arts & crafts glitter. And what is the best place to scrutinize if not the online shops?

One of the biggest e-shop's Amazon client feedback provides useful information to help you decide whether to buy a particular product or not. Other product reviews are useless, like the ones where people give something a one star just because it arrived late. But there's another and the very best review type that's neither useful nor useless, but what they lack in helpfulness, they make up for in pure hilarity. There are plenty of funny Amazon reviews - like the one about a Swiss army knife, where the buyer instantly turned into a Navy Seal or a funny review where a computer mouse saves a relationship. Take a look at these best Amazon reviews to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, this original list of funniest Amazon reviews won't help you to buy anything, but it'll certainly help to put a smile on your face.

#1

Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

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Jhoa 2 years ago

Ahh this is great. XD

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#2

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

it was a gift from dad!

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#3

Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?

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#4

WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

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Goran Angeleski 2 years ago

4 Volts murderer... hahahaa

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#5

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

kind of dangerous for lovemaking...but to each its own. ;-)

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#6

Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

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Amra Chamberlain 2 years ago

Lol lol lol

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#7

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

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Hans 2 years ago

haha, clever!

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#8

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

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Sonya Walker 2 years ago

I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!

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#9

Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

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Matleena Korhonen 2 years ago

That's a funny looking rabbit!

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#10

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!

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#11

Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

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Julie Evans 2 years ago

I'm dying here!

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#12

Ufo Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

Ufo Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

maybe it work way better than expected.

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#13

Nexus Silent Wired Mouse Sm-8500

Nexus Silent Wired Mouse Sm-8500

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Lyndsay Berry 2 years ago

No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.

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#14

The Wolf Of Wall Street

The Wolf Of Wall Street

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Julie Evans 2 years ago

Hmm DiCaprio. I might watch that one.

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#15

English Grammar For Dummies

English Grammar For Dummies

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

I read this in a Russian accent the whole way through LOL!

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#16

Denon Akdl1 Dedicated Link Cable

Denon Akdl1 Dedicated Link Cable

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Hans 2 years ago

As long as you do not hear music from the past...

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#17

Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

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Julie Evans 2 years ago

I'm speechless.

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#18

Microsoft Windows 95

Microsoft Windows 95

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Belinda Matson 2 years ago

Sums up EXACTLY what I had been thinking for a while now, kudos!

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#19

Uranium Ore

Uranium Ore

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Hans 2 years ago

Clever!

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#20

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

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Hans 2 years ago

I have the slight worry that there are people who WILL take this review serious.

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#21

Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

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Nauzad Munshi 2 years ago

This guy deserves an Oscar for comedy!

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#22

Microwave For One

Microwave For One

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Shiva Dheva 2 years ago

Crying again. :DD

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#23

Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

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Julie Evans 2 years ago

Hahaha

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#24

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

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Katrina Ladesic 2 years ago

Omg i cant see thru the tears.

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#25

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

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Julie Evans 2 years ago

Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.

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#26

Hde Usb Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/c Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

Hde Usb Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/c Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

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Bob White 1 year ago

I saw the picture and said "how could this be funny"? Oh, man, you killed me.

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#27

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

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Hans 2 years ago

This device looks creepy even without the review...

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#28

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

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Hans 2 years ago

Even more good reviews on this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RLS6K44P0V87V/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001K3IXW8

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#29

The Holy Bible: King James Version

The Holy Bible: King James Version

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Orlando Freire 2 years ago

For god's sake!!! hahahahah

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#30

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

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NoliBelle 2 years ago

I own this shirt. It's gotten me pregnant on 4 separate occasions.

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#31

Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid

Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid

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Hans 2 years ago

Most helpful review ever.

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#32

Lg 105uc9v 5k Ultra Hd 3d Smart Led Tv 105"

Lg 105uc9v 5k Ultra Hd 3d Smart Led Tv 105"

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Rokas L 3 years ago

HOW MUCH WAS IT?

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#33

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Tom Brady prefers to order his balls deflated -_-

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#34

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

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Hans 2 years ago

this could almost be serious...

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#35

Hulk Smash Hands

Hulk Smash Hands

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Lauren Mitchell 2 years ago

He should have gotten the knuckle taser from an earlier post.

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#36

Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

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Kaiserin Sissi 2 years ago

I'm starting to believe this one's actually true... 0.0

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#37

Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

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Kelly Ledger 2 years ago

Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!

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#38

Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

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Orlando Freire 2 years ago

Guess I should buy those as well.

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#39

The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha

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#40

Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (ps4)

Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (ps4)

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Jim Phoenix 2 years ago

Dude it didn't say FIFA

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#41

Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

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Moonglass 2 years ago

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

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