Online shopping is one of the most convenient inventions of the past decades. What can be better than buying something you need from the comfort of your sofa without having to put on your pants, leave the house, and go to some crowded place?
However, there’s one downside to online shopping, and that’s the fact that we can’t test the quality of the things we buy beforehand. This is where product reviews have become very useful. Amazon, as one of the biggest retail sellers in the world, has also been using this practice for a long time, and for many customers, Amazon product reviews have become a valid evaluation tool for purchase.
Who Writes Reviews on Amazon?
- Regular customers have been very helpful in sharing their experiences with others. Everyone who buys a certain product from Amazon can leave a review assessing the product.
- Paid reviewers, also called product testers, write their assessments as tasked by Amazon or the product seller. They get the product and instructions on what features they’re supposed to test, then are required to give their honest opinion.
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That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?
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I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!
It's the Sorbitol that's used in place of sugar, also used in laxatives. The package really should come with a warning to eat sparingly.
Smile, hell! I laughed so hard I nearly crapped myself! Ans I'm still fighring the laughter. The descriptions are just so hilarious! So sorry you suffered, though. Gope you feel better.
Oh my god that's hilarious! Love the way you described your experience. I am diabetic and need to use sugar substitute, I do find I have trouble after but NO WHERE as bad as that ! Thanks for giving me the best laugh!!!
Now I know the warning on the sugar free cookies is for real! Thank you!
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I was laughing so hard just reading the 4th paragraph. Oh my... I know what I will read if I ever feel depressed.
Malt, even too many malted milk balls, will do the same thing!
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Not just smile—my shoulders ache from my laughter and I have tears running down my face.
I almost went myself I was laughing so hard I had to take a potty break half way through. I was trying to read it aloud to my husband and that was a task as well. You are hilarious..
I read it aloud to my husband, too! I had to repeat many lines because I was laugh/crying so hard that he couldn't understand what I was saying. :D
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I almost puked, I was laughing so hard! It also says "Buy Now" under the photo.
"Our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers" bahahahahaha
It's funny now...but, this happened to my family on a long plane flight. It was so awful & embarrassing. I sat in a middle set and had to keep climbing over a large woman who was trying to sleep. Warning: do not eat these on a layover!
My favorite review item. I read the reviews to this whenever I feel depressed. Cheers me up every time.
Now THIS was hilarious! I was laughing out load and my dog looked at me with a very concerned expression. This was the best.
Christine, please write more reviews!!! Your graphic descriptions Are Priceless!!
I was bored at school so I looked up on Google "funny reviews" this one came up and my friends and I were literally dying of laughter, basically crying.
Anyone remember those sorbitol hard candies? Same damn thing. Even the memory hurts. Oof
Girl, I actually cant function now that u told that story…I’m so sorry.
It’s quite well written that only makes it funnier and I don’t think I should Find this so hilarious
holy c**p i was in class reading this and i burst out laughing and everyone stared...im gonna buy these!!!
Why does this whole explanation sound like someone dissecting a frog in science class? xDDD
Ohhhhhh sugar free? Yup, that's why you felt violated. Similar ingredients to xlax.
So this product does not meet expectations.yup one star. And your lucky you got that!
I was reading this at my parents and had to STAND UP from their nice chair because I was peeing my shorts from laughing. Then I had to RUN to the bathroom so that pee wouldn't run down my legs. I came back and my dad was still reading. He kept exclaiming what a good writer this reviewer was.
Once starting to read read aloud, i found myself reading as Christolph Waltz.
I can't stop laughing. I have been there before. Same thing happens when I eat sugar free chocolates.
I'll have to pass a exam at the hospital and the day before have to drink a gallon of stuff, you know what I mean.... for a strait 5 hours in line I was the king of the house lollllll You make my day thanks!!! Must buy lollllll
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What Jenny Craig zealot thought up sugar free Gummy Bears anyway? Sugar Free sounds perverse. Was perverse really.
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No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.
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How to Become an Amazon Paid Product Tester?
There are several ways of becoming a product tester and getting rewarded for Amazon product reviews. Amazon Vine, for example, is directly managed by the company. If you have a history of writing useful and well-worded reviews, you have a chance to be invited to participate in it as a product tester in exchange for free products, discounts, and other perks.
Another method is through numerous product review sites. These are more accessible both for sellers and potential product testers because you don’t need to wait for an invitation to join. However, make sure to do the research because some of the sites are fake.
And probably the most popular one is becoming an influencer. You can do Amazon product reviews on your own content platform or sign up for the Amazon influencer program for a wider variety of marketing tools. In both cases, you can be approached by sellers to test and review their products.
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Funny Amazon Reviews
But we wouldn’t be who we are as a species if we didn’t find a way to work humor into product reviews. And honestly, some products are just asking for funny reviews because there’s no way you could take them seriously.
Funny product reviews might not be exactly helpful if you’re trying to decide on your next purchase, but they’re sure to put a smile on your face or even send you into a fit of laughter. Which, let’s admit it, is still a win.
If you like the collection of Amazon funny reviews we curated for you, share them with your shopaholic friends and let us know in the comments if you end up buying any of these products.
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Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!
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BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha
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More Facts About Amazon Product Reviews (FAQ)
How Long Do Amazon Product Reviews Take?
As mentioned by Amazon staff on their official forum, it usually takes around 72 hours after submission for the review to get posted. In some instances, it might take longer, but you can always contact the support service.
Why Won’t Amazon Let Me Review Products?
Most probably, there’s something wrong with your account. You either don’t meet the quota (you need to have spent at least $50 in Amazon purchases in the past year), or Amazon has found your reviews unhelpful or otherwise violating the rules. You can check their Community Guidelines for a complete list of rules.
Are Amazon Funny Reviews Banned?
While it seems like Amazon doesn’t care about funny reviews, there are still many things that can get you banned from writing customer reviews. So before posting your funny bad reviews, make sure they don’t violate any community guidelines.
You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
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They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
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OMG This was exactly what I needed to get through yet ANOTHER DAY of quarantine!! I had forgotten that this sight even existed! LOVE
Hulk Hands. Bwahahahaha!!! Read it to my family and laughed until we cried.
Love this site with all the info (in spanish though) http://www.bolaschinas.website/
This is hilarious! Thank you. I even mentioned it on my blog: https://price4quality.com/2018/09/27/shopping-tip-5/
https://www.amazon.com/Eight-Legged-Wonder-Towel-Octopus-Round/dp/B073T78FDQ/ref=sr_1_3?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1537593607&sr=8-3&keywords=Round+octopus+towel&refinements=p_85%3A2470955011#customerReviews
These reviews are great. I found one that is funny. Check out the review by "rquiles" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072MJ2RH1
Funny reviews on this product: https://www.amazon.com/Sigma-200-500mm-Ultra-Telephoto-Canon-Cameras/dp/B0013D8VDQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472875618&sr=8-1&keywords=Sigma+camera+lens#customerReviews
One of the best-long-running: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
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You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
Load More Replies... They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
Comment on a book light...I love it except when I get towards the end of a paperback book it won't hold the light. There's not enough pages
OMG This was exactly what I needed to get through yet ANOTHER DAY of quarantine!! I had forgotten that this sight even existed! LOVE
Hulk Hands. Bwahahahaha!!! Read it to my family and laughed until we cried.
Love this site with all the info (in spanish though) http://www.bolaschinas.website/
This is hilarious! Thank you. I even mentioned it on my blog: https://price4quality.com/2018/09/27/shopping-tip-5/
https://www.amazon.com/Eight-Legged-Wonder-Towel-Octopus-Round/dp/B073T78FDQ/ref=sr_1_3?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1537593607&sr=8-3&keywords=Round+octopus+towel&refinements=p_85%3A2470955011#customerReviews
These reviews are great. I found one that is funny. Check out the review by "rquiles" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072MJ2RH1
Funny reviews on this product: https://www.amazon.com/Sigma-200-500mm-Ultra-Telephoto-Canon-Cameras/dp/B0013D8VDQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472875618&sr=8-1&keywords=Sigma+camera+lens#customerReviews
One of the best-long-running: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
I am very happy today with my family. My name is rose sarah living in USA, My husband left me for a good 3 years now, and i love him so much, i have been looking for a way to get him back since then. i have tried many options but he did not come back, until i met a friend that darted me to Dr.Tebe a spell caster, who helped me to bring back my husband after 2 weeks. Me and my husband are living happily together today, That man is great, you can contact him via email nationlovespell@gmail. com Now i will advice any serious persons that found themselves in this kind of problem to contact him now a fast solution without steress.. He always hello, now i call him my father.contact him now he is always online email ( nationlovespell@gmail. com ) or contact him on his whatsapp mobile line +2348140544262
