We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
6 months ago

Brilliant...

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Raine Soo
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6 months ago

Where have you been since 1991?

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
6 months ago

ReALLy

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
6 months ago

XD

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Raine Soo
Community Member
6 months ago

Some people take things too literally.

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Dianna Siever
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6 months ago

😂

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
6 months ago

Ah the miseducated how I ridicule

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Elijah Kenny
Community Member
6 months ago

Did people seriously mistake this for the Disney movie!? Lmao

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Elijah Kenny
Community Member
6 months ago

Bruh. Seriously?

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Thomas Register
Community Member
6 months ago

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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Dana Grunwald
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6 months ago

Congrats!!👍

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Rissie
Community Member
6 months ago

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

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Peet
Community Member
6 months ago

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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Tiffany Marie
Community Member
6 months ago

This is me and my cats at that age. My dad ended up yelling at me over it.

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

Tiffany Marie
Community Member
6 months ago

It was a pretty bad movie 😔

glowworm2
Community Member
6 months ago

This is a very accurate review! I still don't know why the first movie was so popular or how the heck it got a sequel.

Nico Di Angelo
Community Member
6 months ago

That movie is so bad that it's good lol

Cori
Community Member
6 months ago

Totally valid.

Boop
Community Member
6 months ago

Nahhhh it's funny

Brent Kaufman
Community Member
3 months ago

I laughed during the movie. That is all that counts.

Rustyn Birch
Community Member
6 months ago

Totally reasonable. ;)

Nicklas Linder
Community Member
6 months ago

But please watch the videos on Kevin James YouTube channel!!! They're epic!

David Herz
Community Member
6 months ago

Were you bonded at the time? Tied to the bedposts? Wheelchaired? How about...standing up and leaving the room?

Miriam Tier
Community Member
6 months ago

sorry - these reviews just confirm my views of the stupidity and ignorance of the bulk of the population of the USA! Never was great - never could be, with people like these!

Donald Holder
Community Member
6 months ago

Definitely. Id leave him too.

Annette Cerreta
Community Member
6 months ago

Justified.

Heather Cyr
Community Member
6 months ago

You should, this was a horrible movie

James Mills
Community Member
6 months ago

didn't even know that was a movie after the first flop.

Bruh.
Community Member
6 months ago

Bruhh

CatWoman312
Community Member
6 months ago

Trying going to see “Bad grandpa” with your date at a theater and him being the one who laughs obnoxiously louder than everyone else.

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
6 months ago

I promise not to laugh next time. Call me.

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Princess Procrastination
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6 months ago

Ah no not forin language!!!!

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Monty Is Fiennes
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6 months ago

This.

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Adam C
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6 months ago

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Saico Hipe
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6 months ago

This should be way higher lol

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Hańka
Community Member
6 months ago

Really?!

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

No, but there WILL be.

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Helen Haley
Community Member
6 months ago

Until you ask fans why it had to involve so much rape, and their response is always 'that's just how that time period was'. Except this is 100% fiction, that time isn't real, and there was zero reason for the gratuitous rape.

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

his is a legit complaint.

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Marcus Fegent
Community Member
6 months ago

What a drag.

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beja flor
Community Member
6 months ago

:):):):):)

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Hańka
Community Member
6 months ago

People, can't you read?

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Per S
Community Member
6 months ago

George has a point there.

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Yes, but did they enjoy it? Those little rats

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
6 months ago

THATS WHAT THEY DIDNT LIKE? WHAT ABOUT THE NIGHTMARES

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