We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
3 months ago

Brilliant...

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

The Silence Of The Toddler.

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Flare
Community Member
3 months ago

Stupid, this person is.

Raine Soo
Community Member
3 months ago

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the laugh!

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athornedrose
Community Member
3 months ago

i hope this was done deliberately cause it's hilarious

Flare
Community Member
3 months ago

unfortunately, there are people out there who are this stupid.

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Tabitha L
Community Member
3 months ago

That is what I like about Star Wars (original trilogy). It looks "real". Not all CGI crap.

ChinaPandas122
Community Member
3 months ago

i like star wars and i don't care that it is older than me by 30 years

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 months ago

I watched so called "Star Wars" and though I saw many people and creatures battling, not one star warred at all. Every star in that movie stayed right in place in the night sky. Beyond disappointed!

Astrid Nineor
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

What anout the death star? :P

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Misterscooter
Community Member
3 months ago

One of the people who likes the updated versions best.

Princess Procrastination
Community Member
3 months ago

ReALLy

Darth Vader
Community Member
2 months ago

It really was. And a message from Lord Vader, 'I find your lack of brain very disturbing'.

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
Community Member
2 months ago

idiot. Period.

Grace Skerp
Community Member
3 months ago

I find your lack of comprehension disturbing

Brent Kaufman
Community Member
1 week ago

The dumb is strong in this one.

Sophia Coe
Community Member
1 month ago

Hmm, I wonder why.

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
2 months ago

1977

Steve Hovey
Community Member
2 months ago

Do you always post everything that crossed your foolish mind?

Rustyn Birch
Community Member
2 months ago

Wow, Google is hard to operate...

Sandra Luz
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh! Really?!

Princess Procrastination
Community Member
2 months ago

It was filmed in the 70s what do you expect. Yeesh some people have high expectations

shado
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3 months ago

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Donald Holder
Community Member
3 months ago

Who in the world doesn't know Star Wars

rv branham
Community Member
3 months ago

to which i entirely concur

Carol Graham
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh, what a moron!

GARRETT O'BANION
Community Member
3 months ago

im not going to say how slow this man is. only going to cry in silence because im losing my brain cells from this

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
3 months ago

Um...

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
3 months ago

That;s funny

Bacony
Community Member
3 months ago

Constipation, Sherlock.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
3 months ago

XD

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
3 months ago

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

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Misterscooter
Community Member
3 months ago

Why did they blur out the word whale?

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Raine Soo
Community Member
3 months ago

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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lailyfnoor
Community Member
3 months ago

Come on, let it go!

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Raine Soo
Community Member
3 months ago

Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

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Thomas Register
Community Member
3 months ago

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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Dana Grunwald
Community Member
3 months ago

Congrats!!👍

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Rissie
Community Member
3 months ago

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

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Peet
Community Member
3 months ago

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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Danieletc
Community Member
3 months ago

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
3 months ago

Ah no not forin language!!!!

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
3 months ago

This.

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Danieletc
Community Member
3 months ago

Have you MET Trump voters???

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Saico Hipe
Community Member
3 months ago

This should be way higher lol

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 months ago

Wait until you see "Horns".

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

No, but there WILL be.

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Two Silly Pups
Community Member
3 months ago

One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
3 months ago

To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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beja flor
Community Member
3 months ago

:):):):):)

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Beverly
Community Member
3 months ago

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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Bacony
Community Member
3 months ago

George would be a good writer.

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Danieletc
Community Member
3 months ago

And the little rats saw a good movie.

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
3 months ago

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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