ADVERTISEMENT

We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

ADVERTISEMENT

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

#7

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
lsoo avatar
Raine Soo
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
thomasregister avatar
Thomas Register
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#13

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
pmkorpershoek avatar
Peet
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#14

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
dandegnan avatar
Danieletc
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#22

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
sammyanne1_sh avatar
Helen Haley
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Until you ask fans why it had to involve so much rape, and their response is always 'that's just how that time period was'. Except this is 100% fiction, that time isn't real, and there was zero reason for the gratuitous rape.

getsuyoubi avatar
Monday
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except since it is 100% fiction and the creator controls the rules, it can have many reasons to have it.

Load More Replies...
vizbones avatar
Ben Steinberg
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...does not reflect the history of that time at all." ??? Um...wtf?

abdallah06apple avatar
Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried to describe the Netflix series The Last Kingdom, based on Bernard Cornwell's novels, to a friend of mine. He said "oh, it's just like Game of Thrones!" I said "yeah, except this is real history, with real events and real people, as related through the eyes of a fictional character. GOT us fantasy."

madcow3417 avatar
madcow 3417
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It perfectly reflects the history of a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

banjopeppers avatar
Banjo Peppers
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of someone complaining about Galavant - “I’m not sure which King Richard this is supposed to be, but this plot isn’t accurate to any of them”. Bruh it’s fiction.

dodsonmichelle avatar
Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, it's a FANTASY saga. Do you honestly think there's a land called "Westeros"? You're a complete & utter moron.

mariarohlen avatar
Maria R
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is actually really bad, so a WHY is the question, WHY did they make it, WHY?!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#24

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
jmscargill avatar
Scagsy
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#26

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
beverlyhasegawa avatar
Beverly
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
jmscargill avatar
Scagsy
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#30

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

Add photo comments
POST
kirstenkerkhof avatar
Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Note: this post originally had 143 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda