We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
2 months ago

Brilliant...

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

The Silence Of The Toddler.

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Flare
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2 months ago

Stupid, this person is.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
2 months ago

XD

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
2 months ago

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

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Misterscooter
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2 months ago

Why did they blur out the word whale?

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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lailyfnoor
Community Member
2 months ago

Come on, let it go!

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

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Thomas Register
Community Member
2 months ago

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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Dana Grunwald
Community Member
2 months ago

Congrats!!👍

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Rissie
Community Member
2 months ago

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

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Peet
Community Member
2 months ago

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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Danieletc
Community Member
2 months ago

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
2 months ago

Ah no not forin language!!!!

Cthulhu
Community Member
2 months ago

*langage

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

I thought that "Pan's Labyrinth" was a brilliant film - certainly one of Guillermo Del Toros' best. And, Spanish is a beautiful language.

Pensive
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Beautiful, but still forin.

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

Pure class. Couldn't even master their own 'langage'

Scott Brynildsen
Community Member
2 months ago

You understand humor, correct?

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François Carré
Community Member
2 months ago

How dare these foriners not speak good Inglish in a movie about Spain in the 1940's ?

Bacony
Community Member
2 months ago

Forin Langage? I hate him! He's such a dick! Everytime i try to park, he steals my space! Everytime!

Ashley Conover
Community Member
2 months ago

Great movie.

zims
Community Member
2 months ago

They definitely need to learn English before tackling other languages

Alex K
Community Member
2 months ago

goddan fawreinewrs . they took er jobs

Evelína Zlá
Community Member
2 months ago

Obviously - for this person are all the languages of Earth forin langage - whoever he/she might be...

Carolina Fernández González
Community Member
2 months ago

"Que bruto póngale cero"

Connie Martin
Community Member
2 months ago

Like English, maybe??

Rachel Peterson
Community Member
2 months ago

At least most Spaniards can spell.

Kathryn Baylis
Community Member
2 months ago

So, it was in English?

Misterscooter
Community Member
2 months ago

Buckle up because you are forin langage!

Linda HS
Community Member
2 months ago

It's good it wasn't the foreign language...🙃

Rustyn Birch
Community Member
2 months ago

Wow.

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
Community Member
2 months ago

Yeah. Spanish. Movie. About. Dictator.

Rob Williams
Community Member
2 months ago

They could be referring to the English sub-titles...

Lynn Morello
Community Member
2 months ago

I love Pan's Labyrinth. Foreign language and all.

David Herz
Community Member
2 months ago

reviewer was illiterate, could not read subtitles

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
2 months ago

Forin language? Seriously?

elfin
Community Member
2 months ago

English is a foreign language for most of the world.

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
2 months ago

Please, master your own language before dissing others.

John Shannon
Community Member
2 months ago

Ya hafta read words!

Mark Serbian
Community Member
2 months ago

GASP!!!

Unaffected
Community Member
2 months ago

With subtilities!

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Here in the US SW, Spanish is more common than English. It's not a forin langage!

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
2 months ago

What?

R L
Community Member
2 months ago

Great film. I find that foreign movies and series are of a higher standard and often underrated.

Koalamonster
Community Member
2 months ago

Not always, but it is a good movie. Many films and shows from the USA are garbage, but there at also some really good ones. It IS a big loss for people to be unwilling to watch foreign shows/ movies though, especially ones with subtitles, because it does give a bit of a wider view of the world.

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
2 months ago

This.

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Danieletc
Community Member
2 months ago

Have you MET Trump voters???

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Saico Hipe
Community Member
2 months ago

This should be way higher lol

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
2 months ago

Wait until you see "Horns".

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

No, but there WILL be.

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Two Silly Pups
Community Member
2 months ago

One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
2 months ago

To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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beja flor
Community Member
2 months ago

:):):):):)

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Beverly
Community Member
2 months ago

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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Bacony
Community Member
2 months ago

George would be a good writer.

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Danieletc
Community Member
2 months ago

And the little rats saw a good movie.

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
2 months ago

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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