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Alcohol comes in many disguises. Sometimes it's your friend. Sometimes it's your enemy. Sometimes it's your dance partner and sometimes it's your partner in crime. But love it or hate it, there's no denying that alcohol has given us something to talk about - and something to laugh about - for as long as we've been drinking it. Take a look at this funny collection of tweets about alcohol compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. They'll make you laugh, regardless of whether you're drunk or not.

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this only applies to dark beers, and the limit is 1 a day (equivalent of a glass of red wine a day), so it shouldn't result in liver damage.

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they can often be funny. Had a friend text me one time at 230 am and it just said "Hamburger" she has no recollection of it

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this is a good one. Even though I would say people who think they are well-knowledged when it comes to whine but could not distinguish a white wine from vinegar if they did not see the bottle are the greateast.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The homemade wine my grandfather makes seems to migrate around the family. It's probably the same one for years.

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Inurri
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. An empty wallet and a phone with an outbox full of texts to your ex.

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA I can relate to this. My mates had a gig and I got so drunk that I almost forgot to give the cab driver my address

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, then it would be a fifthathlon or something like that. But if you never did it, you will never know how damn awesome after a four hour competition the taste of a pizza and a beer will be. Besides, after that one beer you will feel like you had five and that on top of the existing euphorism.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had this 20s and 30s perspective here recently. This is pretty much the 20s perspective. The 30s would be "...a lot, but tasty one".

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the line between "fun with alcohol" puns and glorifying alcoholism this is on the border...

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can! Compliments of BP: https://www.boredpanda.com/catnip-wine-for-cats-apollo-peak/

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHA been there before. It's all fun and games until you have to walk to the train and think, "s**t, I'm SO hungover!" That was because a mate and I polished off an entire bottle of scotch at my cousins wedding.

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either that, or they demand you hop into the damn trolley and push you into the supermarket. Yep, that's happened before :D

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Lucy Sharp
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol been there and done that...then water suddenly becomes my new best friend :P

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