50 Reasons Why 1970s Men’s Fashion Should Never Come Back

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

Pimping style dudes!

Unusual. Yes.

I would go to that discoteque!

My mom had that outfit

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

This is all kinds of disturbing

I FOUND WALDO!

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

Granma was busy during the summer

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

my eyes are bleeding now

It's Borat!

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

The open-chest shirt... XD

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

Stifler's with a mustache

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

...for the modern stilt walker

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

this one is just sad

the guy in the yellow pants tho

"...by avoiding our products."

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?