The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Today's workout places do not look too different...

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#2

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Hans
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4 years ago

The shirt in the middle of the laft picture is just unbelievable. But at least it is honest advertisment...

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#3

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SSBRocks3
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4 years ago

Sorry guys I have to do this- WHAT ARE THOSE!!

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#4

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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#5

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Hans
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4 years ago

A bit longer and as a women mini skirt this might even be fasionable.

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#7

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Hans
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4 years ago

Wearing rugs? Why not...

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#8

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Anzelle Van Der Vyver
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4 years ago

The barman behind them looks unimpressed with those sweaters!!! LMAO

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#9

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Hans
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4 years ago

This is so stupid and so wrong that it should immediately be sold again.

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#10

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Hans
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4 years ago

Comfy at least :)

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#11

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Hans
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4 years ago

Warm body, cold legs...fair enough.

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#12

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

In-Beletd-Sweaters.... sounds more like the name of a 70's band!

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#13

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Hans
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4 years ago

At least the sheep look cool and bold.

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#14

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Nash Nopper
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4 years ago

Rainbowman! WHOOOSHHHH * Pow * Puff*

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#15

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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#16

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Super special... I couldn't think of anything better to call it.

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#17

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Hans
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4 years ago

Well...no.

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#18

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Nothing sexier then a guy in high waist plaid criss cross overall pants. I'm sorry I'm too young to enjoy this personally.

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#19

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Hans
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4 years ago

I guess they are looking at a mirror...and got petrified by their own appeal.

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#20

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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#21

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Grandpa, why are we wearing this ridiculous attire?" "Because we are the hipsters of our time, my lad".

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#22

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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#23

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

when guys behave like womens

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#24

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

It makes him look stretched.

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#25

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Hans
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4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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#26

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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#27

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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#28

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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#29

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Elle Davis
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4 years ago

elephant bells AND plaid? um...no.

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#30

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Hans
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4 years ago

100 points for the socks. To be reclaimed in Internets.

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#31

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Hans
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4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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#32

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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#33

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

That doesnt seem like a very functional army coat

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#34

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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#35

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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#36

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Hans
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4 years ago

This could be well-printed onto an educational broschure "Welcome to the Internet".

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#37

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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#38

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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#39

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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#40

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Hans
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4 years ago

Sock holders are awesome! Besides that, this picture feels so wrong...

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#41

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Hans
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4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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#42

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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#43

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

It's Alan partridge

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#44

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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#45

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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#46

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Hans
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4 years ago

Short arms combined with a cape it beyond explanation.

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#47

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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#48

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Hans
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4 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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Hans
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4 years ago

For this slogan they should restrospectively earn a medal.

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