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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Anna McHugh
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a dwarf wearing lifts and someone has just shat a rainbow on me. My life is over.

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Godspeed
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the tall guy seems so into his clothes that he IS touching himself :P

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Shaine MacDonald
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weight lifters call what the little guy on the left is doing...imaginary lat syndrome!

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Marina de Voogd
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex wore the white ones. So tight he only needed to iron below the knee. They where actually his sisters, lol.

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Maria Stoyanova
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I like the lower parts of the combinations :D and the guy on the left is cute xD

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Sarah Hearn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I understand why white jeans were the source of such hilarity in the 70s.

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Jarzan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The left one was probably inspired by tv left on static while licking stamps of LSD

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Carol Taylor
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well at least their trousers aren't sitting below their butts...

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Jeanna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, I wouldn't mind so much if they brought back guys wearing tight pants...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who would think that rainbow will become a gay symbol one day, its crime against my childhood

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the short guy is wearing 3 inch heals. like those shoes though.

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Pamela Richards
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at his hair! He's thinking "The 80s are almost here...almost here...I can give up this gig and get a bit spot on Miami Vice..."

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Alexis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what EVERYONE looked like in the seventies and it was pretty freaking awesome. Except for all the damn polyester!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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