The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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3 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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3 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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3 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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3 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

Ilppo Juselius
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3 years ago

Cmon u just jealous

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Hans
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3 years ago

This is so stupid and so wrong that it should immediately be sold again.

Cassie
Community Member
3 years ago

There's a store called Spencers that still carries this sort of thing. XD

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lldickson@mac.com
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3 years ago

Nothing sexier than a man standing pigeon-toed in panties and roller skates.....

Cynthia Warren
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3 years ago

...looking like he wants to beat someone up...

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Daniel Lind
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3 years ago

Did people just walk around in thier underweare all the time ? "Lets go to the rollerdisco, hmmm what to weare... fk it ill just go in my underweare" ???

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

I remember ALL of this.... it's photos like this that embeds the memory even deeper!

Laura Wilson
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3 years ago

I remember it too, but at the time it went over my head COMPLETELY!!!

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Hadži Emil Pavelkić
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3 years ago

Cover of the 70's porn movie

Roslyn Van Staaden
Community Member
3 years ago

This picture may be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

White Snake
Community Member
3 years ago

ok, this had to be a porn party at adult skate night. there is no other explanation.

Beatrice Sim
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg lol at the caption 😂

over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

The green leggings look radioactive. Thank god I'm too young for these.

Kimberly Dunn
Community Member
1 year ago

My skating rink didn't have Panty Night...

Amy Woodhall
Community Member
3 years ago

All kind of wrong.

Amy O'Brien
Community Member
3 years ago

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

Cynthia Warren
Community Member
3 years ago

Does anyone in this picture look like they are having fun???

Kay Griffith
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3 years ago

'Come As You Are' night at the roller rink.

Bridget Huff
Community Member
3 years ago

Freddie Mercury's low point in print..

Ramin Rachel
Community Member
3 years ago

Early American Apparel Outfit.

Godspeed
Community Member
3 years ago

Rollerderby kink!

Pedro Willian
Community Member
3 years ago

UNDERWEAR THAT'S FUNTAWEAR OMG I WANT IT BACK JUST FOR THAT SENTENCE

Andrea Ferber
Community Member
3 years ago

A BUILT IN RULER? WTF

V Navarro
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3 years ago

Its obviously metric system

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Susanne Drejø Thun
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3 years ago

What's up with those weird prints?

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
3 years ago

Please, kill me now!!

stephen sorenson
Community Member
7 months ago

i wonder if they can tap dance in those roller skates?

stephen sorenson
Community Member
7 months ago

i wonder if they can tap dance in those roller skates!

Mar Pascal
Community Member
1 year ago

loving it! XD

Sofia Ollesdotter
Community Member
1 year ago

Why so serious? It's supposed to be funtawear, remember?

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh man. That’s just. Arrrrgh

Gian Singh
Community Member
1 year ago

The things that disturb vanilla folks is so odd to the rest of us. This photo is fantastic.

Wendy Wells
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG! His say "Here I Come"! Gross!

Wendy Wells
Community Member
1 year ago

Do you see her underwear!!! "I can't believe I are the whole thing" OMG!!

Rob Chandler
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1 year ago

Did they go rollerskating in their underwear? I don't remember that!

Dean Tea
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1 year ago

O m g

Cara Valente
Community Member
1 year ago

They are on skates, people. Fucking roller skates.

Carrie Shaw
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1 year ago

It's club kid night

Lori Dawn Cartagena
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1 year ago

What the?????

Rose Phoenix
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1 year ago

Why are they roller skating in undees?

Donna Middleton
Community Member
1 year ago

The hodog 😆

Foo Choong Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

lol

Tara B
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1 year ago

Um No Just NO...lol

Sally Bonshor
Community Member
1 year ago

Whaaat?

Hannalie Jacobs
Community Member
1 year ago

How was this legal?

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol! Wanna see my underware?

Audra Harris
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm frightened 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

SITI NAQIA SHAIKH ZAKARIA
Community Member
3 years ago

everything is wrong in this picture

Katie Jo
Community Member
3 years ago

What in the world!!!

galkinam22
Community Member
3 years ago

E.W.W

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
3 years ago

Underwear that's funtawear even at the roller rink. The only good thing is that girls stockings.

Nate Sletteland
Community Member
3 years ago

She's like, "mmmm.....i need that hotdog so I can eat the whole thing....."

Joanne Palmer
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3 years ago

This creeps me out on so many levels......

Séamus Burke
Community Member
3 years ago

Even the woman looks like "We're seriously wearing this?"

Soph Nesbitt
Community Member
3 years ago

Um....

Susie Squillions
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait - what?!

Jeanna
Community Member
3 years ago

scary

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
3 years ago

Yuck!

David
Community Member
3 years ago

Borat all the way.

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
3 years ago

This looks like a bad SNL skit! Never saw this at the roller rinks...

Puddin Tane
Community Member
3 years ago

Are those ladies underpants?!

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
3 years ago

Underwear thats funtawear hahahaha

Jacquie Reid
Community Member
3 years ago

Funtawear with your rolling skates!

Suzanne Sutherland
Community Member
3 years ago

Around this time, my mother bought her boyfriend some underwear and it had on the front: "Quiet please, tired thing sleeping".

munchnmonkey
Community Member
3 years ago

They're on skates so they can make a fast get away!

munchnmonkey
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3 years ago

They're on skates so they can make a fast get away!

Michelle Lotz
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3 years ago

What the actual fuck

Ruth Dubb
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3 years ago

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Natalie Johnson
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3 years ago

This makes me afraid.

White Snake
Community Member
3 years ago

omg. I never saw this when I was a kid. thank god. I would've been traumatized!

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
3 years ago

I always skate in my undies don't you?

Hannah Biesaart
Community Member
3 years ago

I like her panty

Josiane Dazin
Community Member
3 years ago

😜

Brittany Gardner
Community Member
3 years ago

Some of this is back in style actually.

Jack Kundrakalam
Community Member
3 years ago

Funtawear!! That should be in the dictionary 😂👍

La Moi Ra
Community Member
3 years ago

love her tights tho

Maria Stoyanova
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously? With those patterns over the underwear?

Joanna Tur
Community Member
3 years ago

what the heck is on her knickers?!?! hot dog? :D

Jackie Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

How rude!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pavel Nekoranec
Community Member
3 years ago

How come, that "funny" underwear is never funny?

Terry Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

Dirk Diggler and Roller Girl

Kat Blak
Community Member
3 years ago

aaaand they're all on roller skates

Holly Woods
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, because everyone goes to the roller disco in their skivvies dontcha know.

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Shiva Dheva
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3 years ago

Peeeee

Broderick Pruitt
Community Member
1 year ago

All that glitters is for gay critters.

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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3 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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3 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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3 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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3 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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3 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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3 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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3 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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3 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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3 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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3 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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3 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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3 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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3 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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3 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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3 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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3 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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3 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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3 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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3 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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3 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
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3 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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3 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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3 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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3 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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3 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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