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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my... it looks like he's ready to bake his potatoes... And there's not enough blur on mesh-boy

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Lulu te
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always found it disturbing to see a guy wearing lace tops...dont know why but it gives me the creep. But these underwear?? Why?why would you think that's sexy on a men?

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Robbie Hannan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said it before and I'll say it again mesh undies should never be a thing.

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Len Wilson
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Paul Barresi, John Travolta's old boyfriend/ f buddy.

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Gian Singh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure these are all still fashion of today. Ya'all with your disgusted by bodies and hair and stuff is hilarious.

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Pam Jackson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where the hell was I in the 70’s?I really don’t remember any of this c**p!Apparently “ manscapping” was a millennial thing.......not so much in the 70’s!!!

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Carolina Marshall
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy on 605 looks totally lost in his thoughts looking at 604. BTW I do believe guy 603\607 is Jewish...

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Sarah Hearn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So done mDe underwear out of those mesh bags you can wash lingerie in.

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Kimberly Dunn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mesh underwear is all cool and breezy until the pubes start getting tangled up in the little holes.

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Ella Fritz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually just cringed touching my screen to scroll down.

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Tracy Moorhead
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should 606 the other way, it looks like he's checking 604.

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

eeeuu. all that ugly body hair! that mustache looks glued on.

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Rajani Sarasan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god!!! The hair! The hair! All that hair!!!! And fishnet! My eyes!! My eyes!!!!

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Paul Conrad
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You can see thru the mesh!" "Oh, come on, now you're just spitting hairs."

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Jenna McCoy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad my Norse/Scot/Irish husband isn't all hairy like this.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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