The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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4 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

I see what you're saying Hans.... somebody has "down voted" ALL of your comments on this page (so far of what I'm seeing here). I voted it back up - a LOT of haters out there. (sigh)

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

That's where my emergency car blankets went....

Tamara Donahue
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4 years ago

No one, NO ONE needs that much shine around their crotch area.

lldickson@mac.com
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4 years ago

What is happening in the gold guy's pants?

Rose Phoenix
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1 year ago

Yah I wondered the same.

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Ravynwolfe Moondancer
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4 years ago

that is a rather phallic balloon coming at them...

Reen Lee
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4 years ago

Someone's squirrel is about to terrorize a disco.

Robyn Scott
Community Member
4 years ago

What 2016 was supposed to be like.....

Jamie Sims
Community Member
4 years ago

More like coming out

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh man, that's a lot of lamé.

Eric Donaldson
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4 years ago

Or you could leave out the accent mark and that would also be true!

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Laura Schmidt
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4 years ago

Ohhhhhhhh, honey girl.... They're not interested in you. You're their friend

Sanna Seppälä
Community Member
4 years ago

RUUUUUUN! They Have laid the eggs!!

May Theint Htun Ni
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4 years ago

More like coming out

Peta Everton
Community Member
4 years ago

The blue looks like an outfit made for Jasmine from Aladdin. Besides the awful 'belt' I could deal with these.

Jewellee Buhler
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4 years ago

But, but...BURNING MAN!

over opinionated
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4 years ago

That's... um... shiny...

Saurio Polirrubro
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5 months ago

The Adventures of Flesh Gordon

Martin
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1 year ago

Tonight on Buck Rogers.... Twiki get insertion

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
1 year ago

Cover your bits more carefully

Dean Tea
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1 year ago

Studio 54

Cara Valente
Community Member
1 year ago

Stepping out. Of the closet.

Broderick Pruitt
Community Member
1 year ago

Step to the name of my girl friend made me wear this.

Ken Easterling
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope!

James McEnanly
Community Member
1 year ago

"Buck Rogers" costumes?

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh the Gold and Silver Lame look!

Celeste King
Community Member
1 year ago

Two words: baked potatoes

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm cringing so hard at that.

Rose Marciano
Community Member
1 year ago

Awwww. Look at those cute little packages.

Jane Lancaster
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG!

Mandira Basu
Community Member
1 year ago

Yikes

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
1 year ago

I bet they crinkle when they walk.

Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Stepping Out in what? Heterosexuality >?<

Katie Jo
Community Member
4 years ago

I can't stop looking!!

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow... Really?

Nate Sletteland
Community Member
4 years ago

Complete with dildo balloon kit!!!LOL

Nate Sletteland
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4 years ago

complete with dildo balloon kit LOL!!!

Tina Geiger
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4 years ago

The woman is wearing the pants of the guy in the first pic

Florence Hastings
Community Member
4 years ago

Looks like something escaped from Star Trek.

Jeanna
Community Member
4 years ago

this just left me speechless...I can't even.

Teleri Nyfain
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh My Gawd.... I worked in a disco in the 70s (alas alack) & this brings back some truly terrifying fashion faux pas memories....

Friday Foster
Community Member
4 years ago

The grammar. Its like the copywriter grabbed 4 random words and had never heard of punctuation.

Elena N.Akasha
Community Member
4 years ago

studio 54 eat yourheart out!

Sarah Alexander
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4 years ago

that balloon on the lower left....subtle....

Judi Resnick
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4 years ago

Metallic diapers!

Lynda Burke
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4 years ago

Bachelorette party strippers

Leslie Murin
Community Member
4 years ago

i can't even.

White Snake
Community Member
4 years ago

weren't these guys in barbarella?

Natalie Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy on the right looks like Rob Lowe.

Laura Wilson
Community Member
4 years ago

I had to scroll back up and look at the face. I didn't get past the (ahem) clothing (pants) prior to your comment.

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Pamela Richards
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4 years ago

Did the blonde guy lose a hammer down his pants?

Edgardo Chacon
Community Member
4 years ago

like

Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

You mean coming out?

Michael Callis
Community Member
4 years ago

Straight out if a Robin Gibb video.

Angelica Grijalva
Community Member
4 years ago

Solid Gold dancers are on the loose!

Angelica Grijalva
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4 years ago

Solid Gold dancers are on the loose.

Bridget Huff
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this the literal opposite of a "golden parachute"?

Andy Miller
Community Member
4 years ago

Safety warning: standing within three meters of a naked flame is bad for your health

Gabriele Bahr
Community Member
4 years ago

Uh. Stepping far, far away, please!

Community Member
4 years ago

wow okay

Elisa Rovi
Community Member
4 years ago

Why is Zach Braff in this photo? :D

Joanna Tur
Community Member
4 years ago

so gay :)

Sonja Simek
Community Member
4 years ago

ah men stepping out? what the hell are ah men?

Jenna McCoy
Community Member
4 years ago

This *has* to be from Xanadu

Jean Schweibish
Community Member
4 years ago

Just creepy.

tara hasani
Community Member
4 years ago

no !! just no!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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4 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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4 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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4 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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4 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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4 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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4 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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4 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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