ADVERTISEMENT

The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
#11

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

#14

1970s Men’s Fashion

vintag.es Report

Add photo comments
POST
carlenasweeney avatar
Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

#20

1970s Men’s Fashion

The J. Smith Archive Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#21

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

Add photo comments
POST
cristina_labarca avatar
Cristi
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#22

1970s Men’s Fashion

hotpenguin Report

#26

1970s Men’s Fashion

imgur Report

Add photo comments
POST
vnavarro avatar
V Navarro
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#32

1970s Men’s Fashion

vintag.es Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#35

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

Add photo comments
POST
vnavarro avatar
V Navarro
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#36

1970s Men’s Fashion

hotpenguin Report

Add photo comments
POST
vnavarro avatar
V Navarro
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

1970s Men’s Fashion

Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#48

1970s Men’s Fashion

hotpenguin Report

Add photo comments
POST
jjohnston avatar
J Johnston
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3 of the guys posing look like they have features & Kung-Fu grip from Gi-Joe

martinw avatar
Martin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scooby Scooby Doo where are you, we have some peanut butter on our junk now....

dremosley avatar
Dre Mosley
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, well. I've seen women wearing leggings with worse patterns than that guy's pants on the right, LOL.

lostosbourne avatar
Audra Granath
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude on the end in the tan shirt looks like someone made him pants out of the old couch they threw away.

headlyl avatar
lili baiyu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And again with the scarf!! The G*dd*m*ed, m*th*rf*cking scarf!! See how it just sucks the oxygen out of the world??

headlyl avatar
lili baiyu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Higher in the West." Dang! Curse you, NYC based fashion industry!!!"

redvampress2u avatar
Cynthia Warren
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they were female, some of these would have the Resting B*tch Face.

maryhadalittlelamb avatar
maryhadalittlelamb
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"ring-a-ding assortment of colours and fabrics" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

pamgantt avatar
Pamela Gantt
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was definitely a retouched ad. Not only does everyone look like a scary Stepford Wife mannequin, there's no way that African American's butt was that flat.

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda