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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Alexandra Maria Rusu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's trying to get him to step down from the table "Joe, please, get down from there! I get your point, you should have been accepted at thethat dance theatre school audition. Now stop it and come down from there before myore people see us!"

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Kat Blak
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That woman is like "man, he looks better than I do in that suit"

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Toni Carroll
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That lady is saying..."Uh dear? you are wearing my clothes again."

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Ann Ros'a
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The woman looks like "I told you I only wear PINK, you jive-turkey"

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Mark Glover Masterson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Still can't find that penny, Velvet Cake." "Keep lookin', I got alllll nite."

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Ann McNeil
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A man certainly has to be comfortable with his own sexuality to wear a totally pink suit .....

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Julie Obermiller
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We expected these outfits on the Four Tops, the Spinners and Temptations, with perfect choreography at their concerts, but not walking around the streets!!

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Laura Wilson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None of this works. Who in the everloving hell was the style editor for this?

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ya, wtf is up w/ her way down there?!! kinda looks like she's saying,"ouch, u r standing on me!"

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Maggie Grover Bacher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he sure is super special. real men wear pink, ladies. get on the floor so you can see it better

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Dawn Sam White-Fletcher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I keep thinking is WHAT decade was this picture taken? Girl GET THE HELL UP! That s**t is over, leave his pink a*s at home!!

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rai mei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the hands and head have been photoshopped into the body

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Luis Sancho
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if she is on the floor after being hit on the face by her pimp, himself modelling this Pimp Outfit.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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