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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#2 looks like they made a polo shirt but decided to use ALL of the extra material....

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Joanna Tur
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think i would die laughing if i've seen my husband get ready to sleep like that

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Beatrice Sim
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would be fun asking my dad if he ever wore those back in the 70's...😂

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Natalie KS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The gut in the red and white stripes looks like Richard Hatch from the 1970's tv show, Battlestar Galactica!

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Sonya Bunkum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol women’s dresses and I swear that number four is almost a spot on for my brother in law

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad had a red & white striped nightgown, and a cap, but they were horizontal stripes. They did good drugs in the 70's apparently :-)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are horrible but at least they'll give you some breathing room down there.

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Joanne Palmer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever seen him wearing a nightdres.....the weddings off Lol

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Laura Wilson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The male models were always so stiff. And the clothes always pulled taught. So weird.

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tara hasani
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think the light blue one is marshal's grandpa olaf from how i met your mother!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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