The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

#1

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tara hasani
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5 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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5 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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5 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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#7

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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#9

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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#10

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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#12

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Justinas Justinas
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5 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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#13

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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#14

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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5 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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5 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

Anna Wolf
Community Member
5 years ago

I don't think so

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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5 years ago

Oh God I can see through the mesh!

KittyBax
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5 years ago

Yup. There it is.

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Angela Voss
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5 years ago

So much hair.....everywhere

Shiva Dheva
Community Member
5 years ago

Holy crap#2

Kim Michiels
Community Member
5 years ago

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

Liz Gee
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3 years ago

I'm with you , Kim

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Holly Woods
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5 years ago

Jesus these men are hairy, and creepy! Hairy and creepy!

over opinionated
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5 years ago

Oh my... it looks like he's ready to bake his potatoes... And there's not enough blur on mesh-boy

Cynthia Warren
Community Member
5 years ago

These are...um...very sheer.

White Snake
Community Member
5 years ago

I have to say, the lip cut-out is ingenious!

Monkey D. Luffy
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5 years ago

Ha ha

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Lindsey James
Community Member
5 years ago

*runs away screaming*

Wayne Beesley
Community Member
5 years ago

Absolutely horrid

Tara B
Community Member
3 years ago

So much Hair...

Jane Field
Community Member
3 years ago

Body hair overload

Wynn Taylor
Community Member
3 years ago

Will never understand why that was such a thing.

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Alternathy
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3 years ago

Tinfoil cause you never know what those aliens are up to.

Suzzy Parker
Community Member
3 years ago

Must be a European catalog.

Anita Wolf
Community Member
5 years ago

I do kind of like the mustache though

Rafi'ulfath Riwansia
Community Member
5 years ago

607, what an inception.

Leslie Murin
Community Member
5 years ago

soft porn

Lulu te
Community Member
5 years ago

I've always found it disturbing to see a guy wearing lace tops...dont know why but it gives me the creep. But these underwear?? Why?why would you think that's sexy on a men?

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
5 years ago

I've got a package for you, it's wrapped in silver!

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
5 years ago

I said it before and I'll say it again mesh undies should never be a thing.

Pamela Gantt
Community Member
5 years ago

It's International Male's answer for a Burt Reynolds fantasy.

Cree Sochor-Clegg
Community Member
5 years ago

My eyes! They're bleeeding!!

Elle Davis
Community Member
5 years ago

no manscaping here.

Sexy hoe bitch
Community Member
10 months ago

I never thought a man could be so harry

Gian Singh
Community Member
3 years ago

Pretty sure these are all still fashion of today. Ya'all with your disgusted by bodies and hair and stuff is hilarious.

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor 607

Shelley Handler
Community Member
3 years ago

The love child of Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and a yeti.

Pam Jackson
Community Member
3 years ago

Where the hell was I in the 70’s?I really don’t remember any of this crap!Apparently “ manscapping” was a millennial thing.......not so much in the 70’s!!!

Dean Tea
Community Member
3 years ago

Porn Star man

Carolina Marshall
Community Member
3 years ago

The guy on 605 looks totally lost in his thoughts looking at 604. BTW I do believe guy 603\607 is Jewish...

Cara Valente
Community Member
3 years ago

I like body hair, but there is a limit, sir.

Linda Roy
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3 years ago

604 is what the guys in #5 are wearing underneath

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
3 years ago

Hairy and scary!

Jan Stribling
Community Member
3 years ago

Porn stars model underwear?

Stephen Thompson
Community Member
3 years ago

The model is Paul Barresi

Sarah Hearn
Community Member
3 years ago

So done mDe underwear out of those mesh bags you can wash lingerie in.

Kimberly Dunn
Community Member
3 years ago

Mesh underwear is all cool and breezy until the pubes start getting tangled up in the little holes.

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
3 years ago

Way too much hair! Yuck!

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
3 years ago

Way too much hair! Yuck

Peggy Lynn
Community Member
3 years ago

Ack! Pre-manscaping!

Natalie Beauchamp
Community Member
3 years ago

Ever hear of a weed Wacker? Time to shave that sh!t

Vicki-jayne Hayward
Community Member
4 years ago

Err Nope!! I'll take a rain check thanks.

Michael J Howell
Community Member
5 years ago

Awesome!!

Audra Granath
Community Member
5 years ago

Nice porn stache lol

Katie Jo
Community Member
5 years ago

I see weiner!!!!

Ella Fritz
Community Member
5 years ago

I actually just cringed touching my screen to scroll down.

galkinam22
Community Member
5 years ago

MY EYES NOOOO

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
5 years ago

Holy moly!

Shelah Dow
Community Member
5 years ago

Noooo imagination needed. :(

Lois Schuett
Community Member
5 years ago

lol the age of porn

Candice Stearns
Community Member
5 years ago

They couldn't find a hairier model?

Worf VonBaron
Community Member
5 years ago

Hirsutely oversexed. 😂

Nicole Tennar
Community Member
5 years ago

This must be the porn star look.

D.H. Syd
Community Member
5 years ago

Philips Bodygroom Pro...SOLD!

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

I remember when you could purchase onions in a string bag.

Missa Doucet
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my god. I can actually see their peens.

rai mei
Community Member
5 years ago

is this an ad for a s** toy shop??

Sonja Simek
Community Member
5 years ago

magnum, is that you?

Shaine MacDonald
Community Member
5 years ago

More like Burt Reynolds!

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Rosie Bortoluzzi
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5 years ago

The lipstick lips... mmm...sexeeeee :)))

Molly S
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha I thought it was a hole in his shorts :D

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Noz Zy
Community Member
5 years ago

What about this net stuff. It looks ridiculous!

Hiruya
Community Member
5 years ago

This is disturbing. And way to hairy

Mirriam Banda
Community Member
5 years ago

look at C really carefully 😯😯😯

Paola Medved
Community Member
5 years ago

Nooooo, why the hell did I do that? 🤓😂

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Vickie Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

I guess hair was in?

Dean Tea
Community Member
3 years ago

Porn Male Star ⭐️ For years

lili baiyu
Community Member
5 years ago

Swarthy? No problem. We've got your back (hair.)

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh god why did I just eat breakfast.....*Gags*

Julia Oud
Community Member
5 years ago

The mustache is worse than the outfit

Mikki Woodard
Community Member
5 years ago

Waxing!!!!! Please learn to do it!!!!

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
5 years ago

They should 606 the other way, it looks like he's checking 604.

David
Community Member
5 years ago

NOPE, too much. Close tab.

White Snake
Community Member
5 years ago

eeeuu. all that ugly body hair! that mustache looks glued on.

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
5 years ago

UNCLE HENRY??? - I wonder who asked himself after seeing this pics

Jennifer Blanchard
Community Member
5 years ago

I think you can still buy all these @ Fredericks of Hollywood?

Anna Jei
Community Member
5 years ago

I can't take any more

Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my god!!! The hair! The hair! All that hair!!!! And fishnet! My eyes!! My eyes!!!!

Paul Conrad
Community Member
5 years ago

"You can see thru the mesh!" "Oh, come on, now you're just spitting hairs."

Jenna McCoy
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm so glad my Norse/Scot/Irish husband isn't all hairy like this.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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#17

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Neil Parker
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5 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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5 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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5 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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#23

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Kriwil Talens
Community Member
5 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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#24

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Wayne Beesley
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5 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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#25

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
Community Member
5 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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5 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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#28

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Stille20
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5 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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#29

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Kriwil Talens
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5 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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5 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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5 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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5 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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#34

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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5 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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5 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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5 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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5 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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#43

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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5 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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5 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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5 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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