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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Bumblebee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could find them of course, but, I mean... they didn't match, did they? FINALLY problem solved!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of these are just vintage crochet patterns and even now you get some modern ones that are just as bad

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Lesley J Wright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you always wanted to look like a 70 year old goat herder.

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Linda Roy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is something that a guy who never wanted to get laid again would wear

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Amy Fisher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What Scandinavian Olympic skiers wore in 1972 when they weren't on the slopes. "Jah, I have some time to spend before the next event. Let's go shopping at IKEA and get some Swedish meatballs."

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Sarah Hearn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he has that axe to kill whoever made him wear this.

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Madalina Stanciu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he looks like one of the seven dwarfs... not the grumpy one though

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Madalina Stanciu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he looks like one of the seven dwarfs (but not the grumpy one, 'cause sure he looks happy)

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Cynthia Warren
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This had to be from a picture on the front of an ugly knitting pattern.

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Rajani Sarasan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did they want to dress young men in grandpa clothes.. and a CANE????

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Tessan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like grandpa! Clothes and all! He was young in the thirties/forties, certainly way before the seventies anyway...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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