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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Tessan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they look like normal people, not Photoshoped - just normal.

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll take 3 of the "giraffe man" outfit... oh, uhm, is that supposed to be Tarzan??

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Maggie Grover Bacher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ya know, we complain because all of the female models reflect an unrealistic ideal. well, it goes both ways kids. here's your realistic male models on the left.

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Jennifer Janzen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can appreciate the honesty of pic #2, but Lordy they look a little to realistic. Pic #3. Guy in blue is singling to himself, "I'm pretty, oh so pretty"

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Robyn Scott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even the dude in the giraffe undies is looking askance at the desirable trio to his right......

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Annuska Arponen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cannot help laughing my grandparents company's ad from 70s is number 2.

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind some of those hangers, though. great for drying lingerie!

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John Swan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those guys on the left are English I'd bet on it! And they smoke and drink like animals!

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least they're everday man, and not model with physic that nobody could reach

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shirt in the middle of the laft picture is just unbelievable. But at least it is honest advertisment...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing says "Mommy loves me" more than having her tuck your shirt in your underwear...especially when you're 32.

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Cara Valente
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how the guy in the leopard print is looking at the other guys in the photo next to him like "What the f**k?"

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Lisa Saturno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect exercise wear for a Richard Simmons dancercise video. 😂

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Patrick Larson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t it's almost unthinkable that these men actually were attractive to men or women.

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Patrick Larson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And to think women actually had sex with these men at some point. Maybe.

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Tara B
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pretty sure the dudes on the left are all in jail for some porno stuff.

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Kimberly Dunn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder what the name of the catalogue was for that first picture ... Reality Underwear: Real Skivvies for Real Men: our pictures don't lie.

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Tracy Moorhead
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugly fat guys wear boring clothes, sorta cute guys get better clothes!

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Miriam Hirsch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dad bodies are okay by me. It's the giraffe tank and shorts that floor me.

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Friday Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at first I thought the pic on the left was a "Before" picture. Like "look at these messy guys. this poor fellow's tank top has gone so threadbare we can see his man nipples! Or are those symmetrical grease spots?" But no. They were selling all of that. On purpose. 😳

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One on the left is from Finland :) Don't know whether to retch or laugh.. Surprisingly that company disappeared a long time ago.

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Ebony McVicar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys on the left look like they're straight out of The Inbetweeners haha

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bjorn, #171 is the babysitter the hotel sends up while you and your wife go to dinner!

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Lynda Burke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That giraffe leotard is just precious!! Yes, I said it with a straight face......

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Leslie Murin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that first pic looks like somebody pulled these guys right off the street corner

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wtf is that on the left?? i just don't get it. at least the guy in the middle looks embarrassed! evidence of a conscience!

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Peta Everton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the guys on the left (excluding that guys mutton chops) more than the men on the right. The blonde man on the right gives me the heebiejeebies. I know he can't help it but his mouth looks odd. Just my opinion.

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Kristiina Alanko
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I regognized these men must be Finns! And yes, the brand is Kaitex where my mother in law used work 😂

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Holly Woods
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What catalog are the guys on the left modeling for, Rednecks Are Us?

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Careena Bruen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle on the left looks like one of the grubby pot-bellied Sims.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a esteemed and brave bag of type knights you are. The same cohort which'd throw a month-long fit were it women commented about so graciously. Cause men are strong, they can take it, right? /humorless

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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