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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Lucas Silverstein
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, wtf....there was an entire magazine dedicated to men, in belted sweaters? A hahahaha I'm dying.

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Tabby Catz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why they did lots of drugs in the 70's, as you would have to be high to wear these outfits!

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In-Beletd-Sweaters.... sounds more like the name of a 70's band!

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy with the hat.....Didn't Carly Simon wear that hat on the cover of her "You're So Vain" song?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the orange hat...there's an old picture of Carly Simon wearing the same hat. Did he borrow hers for this photo? Maybe in his head he's singing..."You're so vain, you're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you..."

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Natalie KS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy on the bottom left looks like Dirk Benedict, also from 'Battlestar Galactica'.

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Sonya Bunkum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, women’s clothes. Did men ever actually wear these disasters?

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chachkimooch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are no adequate words for these, though he's hot in the bottom middle photo!

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Jerrica Forsey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the caption, "MEN in belted sweaters". Ah yes we see that, but why? lol I'm dieing at these!

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

digging the off-white hat. I'd wear that. apparently, the captain morgan look isn't new!

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Brenda Holey-Sumey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously this came from a knitting magazine. So happily there were very few of these ever out there.

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooooh I like these. Well for women I mean. They would look cute with jeans.

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rai mei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my brain automatically thought of the fashion from Robin Hood, don't know why

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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