The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.
If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.
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At least they look like normal people, not Photoshoped - just normal.
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I'll take 3 of the "giraffe man" outfit... oh, uhm, is that supposed to be Tarzan??
ya know, we complain because all of the female models reflect an unrealistic ideal. well, it goes both ways kids. here's your realistic male models on the left.
I can appreciate the honesty of pic #2, but Lordy they look a little to realistic. Pic #3. Guy in blue is singling to himself, "I'm pretty, oh so pretty"
Even the dude in the giraffe undies is looking askance at the desirable trio to his right......
He could be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle hatchling.
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I don't think I can go any further. My retinas will never be the same.
Cannot help laughing my grandparents company's ad from 70s is number 2.
I wouldn't mind some of those hangers, though. great for drying lingerie!
Those guys on the left are English I'd bet on it! And they smoke and drink like animals!
I'm so sorry! I don't even know why I'm admitting this but they are from Finland.
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Nothing says "Mommy loves me" more than having her tuck your shirt in your underwear...especially when you're 32.
I love how the guy in the leopard print is looking at the other guys in the photo next to him like "What the fuck?"
One of them looks like a homeless person above in the middle.
Holy shit it's almost unthinkable that these men actually were attractive to men or women.
And to think women actually had sex with these men at some point. Maybe.
Wonder what the name of the catalogue was for that first picture ... Reality Underwear: Real Skivvies for Real Men: our pictures don't lie.
Ugly fat guys wear boring clothes, sorta cute guys get better clothes!
The dad bodies are okay by me. It's the giraffe tank and shorts that floor me.
at first I thought the pic on the left was a "Before" picture. Like "look at these messy guys. this poor fellow's tank top has gone so threadbare we can see his man nipples! Or are those symmetrical grease spots?" But no. They were selling all of that. On purpose. 😳
The guys on the left look like they're straight out of The Inbetweeners haha
Bjorn, #171 is the babysitter the hotel sends up while you and your wife go to dinner!
That giraffe leotard is just precious!! Yes, I said it with a straight face......
that first pic looks like somebody pulled these guys right off the street corner
wtf is that on the left?? i just don't get it. at least the guy in the middle looks embarrassed! evidence of a conscience!
I like the guys on the left (excluding that guys mutton chops) more than the men on the right. The blonde man on the right gives me the heebiejeebies. I know he can't help it but his mouth looks odd. Just my opinion.
I regognized these men must be Finns! And yes, the brand is Kaitex where my mother in law used work 😂
The guy in the middle on the left looks like one of the grubby pot-bellied Sims.
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What a esteemed and brave bag of type knights you are. The same cohort which'd throw a month-long fit were it women commented about so graciously. Cause men are strong, they can take it, right? /humorless
Comments are from men and women and most are about the clothes...
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No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!
The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.
