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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Ivanka van der Reest
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot stop laughing. The style this man wears on the picture seems rediculously feminine already but this comment... tears from laughing. Writing blindly. Lol lol lol

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GOOD GRIEF! I had this EXACT green sweater too... except mine was 5 inches longer, and I believe it was a dress. haa ha ha

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Bambi Held
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we voting on the ceiling tiles, the lighting, the hvac, or the clothing? Or do they come as a set?

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Илья Берляев
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What makes it even worse is the weird background (note the broken ceiling panel on the right, too) and camera angle, which makes him look like a Gulliver.

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Christian Beshara-White
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going to say, it was nice of his Mother to loan him her sweater. lol!

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Miriam Hirsch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never saw men dressed like this in the 70s and I was an art student!

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Luke Graham
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't stop looking at the ceiling panel that is falling out.

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Sarah De Boer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even the sweater tile on the ceiling is embarrassed and has started to make a break for it.

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Pamela Gantt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did this inspire Silent Running or was it the other way around?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually like the sweater... I just don't see it as a guys shirt. I picture that with tights on a woman.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bit longer and as a women mini skirt this might even be fasionable.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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