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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Missa Doucet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There, there. We will get your junk out of that trap as soon as possible.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!... also, why is she covered head to toe and he is.... well not

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Mahmoud Ragab
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's like s'up babe and she's like why can't you stay on your feet and keep your clothes on

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Paul Thomas
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you have against hairy subby bottoms? Jesus this is hot. Plz come back.

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Jacqui Miaron
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold still ... aah there it is! Damn contact lense always falling out at awkward times!

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Raven Seager
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unusual underthings??! Just as hilarious as the fashion hahaha

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Donna Malovrh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O g!I bought the dress the girl is wearing nack in the 70’s!it was off the fashion dress rack and I bought it to use for a grim reaper costume.....it was the strangest dress I had ever seen in a store selling regular dresses.

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Kamen Shishkov
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually that looks really convenient, especially for the summer.

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Monkey D. Luffy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unusual chest hair for sure. It's crazy how hairless they want everyone to be except for our faces nowadays.

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Rumbidzai Usenga
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is just me, or does his chest hair look like the female reproductive system?

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Lisa Whitstone
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No self respecting male model in this day and age would have so much body hair!t

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Jamaine Cripe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it wrong that all I want to do is wax him? There's just SO MUCH HAIR!!!

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Ebony McVicar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy has a women's reproductive organ as chest hair 😂😂😂

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Louisa Scarff
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me a while to realise that the woman didn't have an unusually hench, hairy left arm after all.

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White Snake
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

totally can't figure out her outfit. can he have anymore hair?

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Rajani Sarasan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's happening in the pic though.. like a Christmas kind of situation?

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Britt Pritt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like he has a uterus on his chest...nipples are the ovaries...😂😂😂

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Jack Kundrakalam
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unusual. UNDERTHINGS. 😂😂😂😂 wtf did i just read?? 😂😂😂😂

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Robyn Scott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No, no - don't you get up. I'll do all the housework, cook, clean, take care of the kids...and your mother....AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING ROUND HERE!!!!!

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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