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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn... and to think that everyting we saw in movies was stereotype...

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VeggieCats
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adjusted for inflation that coat would cost approximately 300$ today!!! 😵

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Heather Turnbow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG It's Suga Bear from Starsky and Hutch ! ? That was his name right ?

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Fiona Gordon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men weren't afraid to express themselves in the clothes they wore back then...😂

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Sam Slinker
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For just $17.99 you can have those fine knickers! Yes!! Just $17.99!! And don't get me started on this FABULOUS SUIT!

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Jackie Brown
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't Paul Micheal Glaiser wear that cardigan in "STARSKY & HUTCH"? I always liked the chunky look!!

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Jeanne Deaux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes he did!!! I was a huge fan of that cardigan, I wanted to buy my father one. And now that I'm adult, I want it for myself. ^_^

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Len Wilson
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had those exact blue platform shoes with the striped laces from Flagg Brothers, 1972-73. Wish I still had them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Upgrayedd! The extra 'd' is for a double dose of his pimping.

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Jantzen Mora
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You people have no class and no taste! The 70s is a long time overdue to come back simply because it is far superior in elegance and flair. I wear 70s fashion every f&^&^in day of my life and I don't give a s^&%t what you people who self-proclaim to be fashion "experts" say! Screw you all!!

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Monkey D. Luffy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how it says: "one good thing leads to another." Sad part is guys still dress in strange clothes to this day with skinny jeans.

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Suzanne Sutherland
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, I kinda like the idea of a guy looking like this compared to the c**p they wear now.

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Pineapples
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one in the right with white cardigan could be from this year too, though!

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Barbara Berg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now these are really nice to look at. Nothing wrong with them. Neat clean and stylish. (given the era)

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Luis Sancho
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Send for Free Catalog"..."sure, send it to 9th Street and Main Avenue, but only between 11 p.m. and 3 a.m., please..."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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