Let's be honest: 2016 hasn't given us too much to laugh about, and 2017 is already looking like it might be going the same way. Fortunately for us however, we still have Twitter to put a smile on our faces.
Check out this list of the year's funniest tweets by women, compiled by Bored Panda, for a much-needed dose of comedy. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments section and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Jen Kirkman, brilliant! Old joke you might know: What did God say after He created Adam? I can do better.
That's confidence? Okay, thanks for clarifying. I thought she was royally pissed off.
Australian men try to "chat us up". Usa men "hit on ". think about those words.
Always fun to watch ladies on the boardwalk who don't understand this trick
Load More Replies...two strategies: 1: place heel first carefully in crosshairs of grate. given front of foot doesn't appear down and bearing weight and where her eyes are looking, my guess is this is what she is doing. But I'm not sure her heel is bearing weight right now either. Make no mistake, this move TAKES TIME. she is moving very slowly, and my have had a couple tries. strategy 2: put front of foot down and pivot until heel finds secure purchase. Either way, you are not moving quickly, but these are not what anyone who walks around grated cities would call fast shoes. and a thousand bucks says she is about to get into an SUV.
How she didn't get stuck in the grate or how she walks in those heels? Either way...HOW indeed.
The trick is they aren't true stilletos - the bottom has a tiny bell like an Erlenmeyer flask!
That doesn't even make sense. It's not scientifically possible. What the actual hell is going on? 😱
They’re talking about the fact that it’s not falling into the holes in the grid
Load More Replies...I worked to afford putting myself through college, so I haven't had a summer off since High School, and never had one off in college, I continued to work AND did summer classes. It helped better acclimate me to the reality after graduation.
The boy is wearing just like, the most "formal wear" you can usually get a young boy to wear, and it's fairly modern, but DAMN are they right about the girls. And the mom just HAD to wear the most modern looking dress she could find to make them stand out in stark contrast.
i just don't get the joke here ... please don't lynch me like ms. varga there
" I for one am all for brexit. ...wait no, that's breakfast. Never mind."
Can we not have an argument about politics in the comments of a panda magazine?
THanks. Now my coworkers think I'm a crazy person laughing inside a frontloader. Hehehe.
Every girl I know with remotely long hair, does the same thing with their towels (myself included).
There is no other type of quesadilla. They are all cheese quesadillas
Hi-five! I want Dragons to be alive! (Yes, I believe in Dragons!!!!)
So it's the woman's fault that a man decides that they can't control their desire and the woman gets raped. But ya it's fine because we will get all the blame because we wore a shirt that showed our SHOULDERS! OMG it's the end of the flocking world.
There are advantages of being a "sturdy woman" Never had to move for a man in my adult life.
Omg I do this all the time like "I'm not going to bed at 9 what am I an infant?"
Pull out a knife while laughing maniacally with an evil glint in your eyes.
Sounds like me, but I get really nervous in person to a point where my brain and my mouth do not agree with each other. I'll give you all an example. One night, I was speaking to this guy I like, and we were talking about him recently becoming a fully qualified commercial pilot. I asked him if he can now fly overseas, and he answered yes. So my mind is like "cool, ask him if he can maybe fly you to Cyprus". My mouth blurts out, "okay, so can you fly me to Byron Bay?" Remember, I'm in Australia, and Byron Bay is in New South Wales. So it's domestic, NOT overseas. He looked at me like I was stupid. I was confused. When I went home, I had realized what I had just asked him and laughed at myself for being a complete idiot.
He's so talented at unzipping those pants into shorts, his hands are THAT fast!!!
get this. in italy we have a tv program which works on finding missing persons. a couple of months ago they were showing the picture of a missing teenage girl. she later got in touch with the staff through facebook and wrote on their timeline "the pic you showed sucked" so they asked her to provide another haha
Odd mixture of things....some clever, punny ones, some questionable ones, some funny ones, and quite a few where you wonder if some people are a bit too self-centric with their phase-of-life "problems". Let's hope it will get more sorted by voting. ;)
That didn't work so well in my country last month...But I feel ya.
Load More Replies...... 15 + of the funniest tweets from women?! It's not like we're fecking aliens. I do hope you have a male version of this.. or do you think the idea of making that is ridiculous? Just like I think this is ridiculous.
Greta J. I was reading your opening paragraph. Ridiculous. 2017 is going to be GREAT! What a freakin pessimist!
Odd mixture of things....some clever, punny ones, some questionable ones, some funny ones, and quite a few where you wonder if some people are a bit too self-centric with their phase-of-life "problems". Let's hope it will get more sorted by voting. ;)
That didn't work so well in my country last month...But I feel ya.
Load More Replies...... 15 + of the funniest tweets from women?! It's not like we're fecking aliens. I do hope you have a male version of this.. or do you think the idea of making that is ridiculous? Just like I think this is ridiculous.
Greta J. I was reading your opening paragraph. Ridiculous. 2017 is going to be GREAT! What a freakin pessimist!