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There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

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IAmClearlyAverage
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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natfos Report

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Denis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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IAmClearlyAverage
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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stellermatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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K Miller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the one answering your question every time you repeat it but ALSO not being noticed... :P

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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Sean Maynard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I scored with my dude. Has a six-pack, doesn't let gym get in the way of our hang time, drinks on the reg, is one of the biggest foodies I know (burgers, ice cream, all the things) his pecs are perfect size definitely not bigger than my boobs and create a perfect little nook for me to rest my head, I said I needed to lose weight he said he likes me more like this but he is willing to coach me to tone if that's what I want (he knows all about fitness), and he said he looooves my stretch marks. I know this post is not about this, haha but I'll take any chance to brag about bae

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My understanding is the only way to see visible abdominal muscles on most people is to have a very unhealthily-low body fat percentage and do unnatural exercises. So, it's beautiful how/why? Unhealthy and/or unnatural people don't look good to me.

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Hapee Pupee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would generally be true for women, but men have a lower body-fat percentage and will naturally appear muscular just from a normal level of exercise. Consider too that our ancestors did things like hunt cave bears and mammoths and were extremely active as part of the normal course of surviving. Sturdy and balanced muscles were necessary to pull that off, and are inherently part of the gene pool that has survived to this day. You can even see this muscular definition in hunter-gatherer tribes that still exist around the world. These men typically spend a lot of time sitting around, only occasionally engaging in hunting, combative, or other types of activities, but they are inherently fit and display cut musculature.

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Kim Lorton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love a little muscle and definition, but.. more dad bod is the way to go!

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Hapee Pupee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, no. This is actually judgmental bias, which pretty women scream about when it's done to them. Ever actually laid on a guy with abs? 'Cause, not uncomfy; where did that attestation even come from? Fits guys spend MORE time with you, at the gym, racquetball, volleyball, beach, tennis, walking, hiking, dining, dancing, etc., rather than playing video games and watching T.V. Pressuring you to look flawless? You probably look great and just don't realize it! Fit guys are secure in themselves; unfit guys seek artificially tweaked arm candy to compensate for low self-esteem. Fit guys love burgers and eating, as they burn a lot of energy. Binge drinking? Why would you want a guy who does that? Trust me, if you think you do, get over that assumption as soon as possible. Fit guys tend to have a great sense of humor; being healthy and self-confident enhances one's personality.

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Hapee Pupee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many of the hottest actors are in your height range, you know...height isn't a barrier to hotness!

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That’s not true. The gym doesn’t take that long, and no mans pecs are bigger than boobs unless you truly are flat chested. My man has rock hard abs and spends tons of time with me and encourages me at the gym too. They are uncomfortable to lay on though but you get used to it. Also, we eat veggie burgers all the time, he’s funnier than the average male, and binge drinking is not a good quality. #TeamBeHonestYouLikeAbs

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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