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There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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Denis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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IAmClearlyAverage
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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stellermatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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stellermatt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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K Miller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the one answering your question every time you repeat it but ALSO not being noticed... :P

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope to God this is what most women think. And by most, like 90-95%

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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