There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

#1

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lookwhoshira Report

boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

The cat was like: "what the hell are they doing?"

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#2

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DeeTwoGd Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

smooth

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#3

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alexaknierim Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

*makes note for future*

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#4

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Rachel__Harper Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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#5

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natfos Report

Denis
Community Member
3 years ago

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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#6

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cULTMOTHER Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

Isis Piersee
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, but other options are available! You can unsubscribe for 9 months with our side offer, but it comes with an 18-30 year payment plan....

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

did they at least send you a free gift for joining up?

RJ BERG
Community Member
3 years ago

You always have the best comments Stellermatt... with that, yes, the gift of bloating, mood swings, and a temporary pass that you are not pregnant but eligible to become it....

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Stephanie Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh, god, if only.

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

When I waa a pre-teen, I thot it would be a twice a year event - like my dog, so I asked my mom about it. My reaction to her reply was, "EVERY MONTH?!!! ... Are you SURE???!!!

Diane Serpa
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish we did have seasons like animals. Stupid big brains and over active nads.

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BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

My MIL basically didn't have a period for 19 years. She had 14 pregnancies, with a space of a few months between each, during which she was breast feeding. Of course, I wouldn't call that the best birth control...

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
3 years ago

Periods are one thing men can't seem to grasp.

Linda Christian
Community Member
3 years ago

And they refer to them as Men strual ?

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahah! He was clearly joking! Right? RIGHT???!!!???

Night Owl
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish ... my monthly subscription started today (again)

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

It does seem to come around quickly...monthly even

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL

Odd1sout
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

Beks Czar
Community Member
3 years ago

Should have answered, oh right, not again because I'M PREGNANT!

Gabriel
Community Member
3 years ago

The word menstrual CYCLE is not clear enough, I guess.

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, Honey. *Every* month.

Allison Wood
Community Member
3 years ago

And then......gets pissed....because...I have control of when my period starts, right? Like I'm doing it on purpose. Geeze.

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Let me know where to send the emails to unsubscribed 🤔

Magpie
Community Member
3 years ago

If only we could.

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

If only...

Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn
Community Member
3 years ago

You may want to cancel that boyfriend...

Linda Christian
Community Member
3 years ago

I guess we are related by blood.

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm so glad I had a hysterectomy

Kim Lorton
Community Member
3 years ago

I Am, that was epic! Love it! One of the best days of my life, weirdly, was when I no longer had to schedule trips, activities around my freaking periods! But the menopause side effects sucked all the joy out of it for a while, but man, is it freeing!

ReeRee Yarbrough
Community Member
3 years ago

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Marnee DeRider
Community Member
3 years ago

It's not natural to have a period every month for most of one's adult life. I suspect it causes all kinds of issues. (For humans, a woman gives birth in early-to-mid 20s. She nurses and exercises a lot which means low fat ratio, which means no period. If she has another baby before the first turns 3 or 4, the first child won't do well, so nature figured it out. So, for 3-4 years, no period. Then she gets pregnant again shortly after. Rinse and repeat for 4-5 kids.

Emlyn Vo
Community Member
3 years ago

i wish it were that easy Dx

SnowboardLover
Community Member
3 years ago

That's hilarious!

VM Hiraii
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

considering the alternative, periods are definitely lovely and extremely appreciated. at least until menopause kicks in!

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#7

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SJSchauer Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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#8

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TheCheish Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

They are not emused...

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#9

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Madiford2 Report

Erwin Sanz
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats the origin of chick called

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#10

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emmabetsinger Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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#11

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PEACHYBLACKG0RL Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

so true....and so sad

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#12

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no__WEY Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Silliness is underrated

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#13

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V_sugarbaby Report

Cora Fields
Community Member
3 years ago

That's right, keep them humble

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#14

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crislyn_graham Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Thank you for this trick!

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#15

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betsylozan Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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#16

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kpfeffss Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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#17

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clairedaniellem Report

issam
Community Member
3 years ago

What you gonna do sister .. just bear with them .

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#18

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HanaMichels Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

well, you are

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#19

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littlemiss_WDE Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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#20

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NazaakatWali Report

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL.... Good one!!

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#21

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girlontapas Report

K Miller
Community Member
3 years ago

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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#22

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DelilahSDawson Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

my daugher is 3, she LOVES when her trousers have pockets. LOVES IT.

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#23

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jennaaclaire Report

Parmeisan
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm the one answering your question every time you repeat it but ALSO not being noticed... :P

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#24

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cottoncandaddy Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

so close

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#25

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twitter.com Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Underneath the sink

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#26

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Eden_Eats Report

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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#27

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katefeetie Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't stop LOL'ing at "....Shrek-lookin bag of bitch" !!!!!

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#28

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y2kenthusiast Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

*Stares into space deep in thought at the marvellous prospect.

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#29

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sweetpoffin Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

Welp they are pretty tall...

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#30

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samlymatters Report

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

When I was a kid, I loved minigolf!!!

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#31

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kelllicopter Report

Nicole Rosandich
Community Member
3 years ago

More upvotes!

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#32

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karenkilgariff Report

Olya Libby
Community Member
3 years ago

gotta stay sexy!

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#33

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BienSur_JeTaime Report

anarkzie
Community Member
3 years ago

So true

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#34

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! This is hilarious!

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#35

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ramblinma Report

Sean Maynard
Community Member
3 years ago

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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#36

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aJackieLarsen Report

Stephanie Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago

Every school and work place should have one of these!

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#37

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago

Shampoo in our house. So many shampoo bottles.

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#38

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DariaButGay Report

Alex K
Community Member
3 years ago

genius

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#39

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cant_stopeating Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

No. It's the camera. Never forget.

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#40

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daniellevalore Report

Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, this is true

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#41

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PetrickSara Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Fake pockets are the worst!!!

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#42

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Eden_Eats Report

Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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#43

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_gracellen Report

C.S.
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope to God this is what most women think. And by most, like 90-95%

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#44

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Allison_Tolman Report

Claramelodrama
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally ME!

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#45

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annabroges Report

Pepper Pots
Community Member
3 years ago

You summoned... my lord

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#46

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House_Feminist Report

RJ BERG
Community Member
3 years ago

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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#47

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cottoncandaddy Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

In my town, drunk girls frequently behave like drunk guys. You just never know what you're gonna get...

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#48

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HOESTRADAMUS Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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#49

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Manda_like_wine Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

Also: How my hair looks until I leave the house.

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#50

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TheQueenBLifee Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Or looking for toilets 🤣

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