All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be to cool for a knock-knock or two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be the funniest jokes again, and so much so that you feel you must share them with the world (or your kids at least).

And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simpleton but hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best joke ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"

Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — no need to be ashamed by your sense of humor.

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent funny jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few smart jokes of your own? (h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Edvardsen 2 years ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

The story of my life

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#3

Funny Two Line Joke

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Mags Acutt 2 years ago

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

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#4

Funny Two Line Joke

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Sonya Popovich 2 years ago

You don't know the password too...

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#5

Funny Two Line Joke

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Scapau Corina 2 years ago

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

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#6

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

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#7

Funny Two Line Joke

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Su Li 8 months ago

I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring ?

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#8

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brianna Bastian 2 years ago

love it!

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#9

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

Me...all the time...everyday

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#10

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda 2 years ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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#11

Funny Two Line Joke

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Veronica Hufana 2 years ago

I'm using this on the next bad example I come across.

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#12

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances 2 years ago

Love it!

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#13

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

Didn't see that coming!

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#14

Funny Two Line Joke

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Lina Paavilainen 2 years ago

Best!Wise-ass joke!EVER!!!

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#15

Funny Two Line Joke

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Leanne Gordon 2 years ago

You Excel at these jokes ????

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#16

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi 2 years ago

:D yay

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#17

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances 2 years ago

Me too!

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#18

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

Haha

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#19

Funny Two Line Joke

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Samuel Jay Brown 2 years ago

Jew seriously? I am this Israeli how he does it.

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#20

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

"The Jetsons you fucking racists

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#21

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here 2 years ago

Say it out loud to understand

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#22

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F 2 years ago

Smart and weird

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#23

Funny Two Line Joke

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Patrick Farrell 2 months ago

Haha

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#24

Funny Two Line Joke

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Lauren Jones 2 years ago

No pun intended Wow

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#25

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

Eughh

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#26

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

Best one yet?

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#27

Funny Two Line Joke

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Francis Powell 1 year ago

HAHA

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#28

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

Nooooooooo that makes me sad

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#29

Funny Two Line Joke

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ContagiousFandom 2 years ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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#30

Funny Two Line Joke

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Zulkarnain K. 2 years ago

LOL. I l'oeuf this

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#31

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Linnaeus 2 years ago

Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it.

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#32

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F 2 years ago

Too sad, I don't like it :(

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#33

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

Noooooooooooo

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#34

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

No too realistic

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#35

Funny Two Line Joke

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Calebtheboss 2 weeks ago

veronica do you really have to coment on every sing one. and they are serouis or sad. you know all of these are funny your just looking into it to much. thank you.

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#36

Funny Two Line Joke

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Virginia Su 2 years ago

I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.

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#37

Funny Two Line Joke

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Socially Awkward 2 years ago

Nononononono whyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that

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#38

Funny Two Line Joke

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Keenan Smith 3 months ago

hellen keller walked into a bar.. and a table.. and a chair

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#39

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here 2 years ago

or another tree

#40

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda 2 years ago

and the bad taste award goes to....

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#41

Funny Two Line Joke

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#43

Funny Two Lines Joke

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Carlee Franklin 2 years ago

It took me a second but I got it.He forgot he had cancer LOL!!

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#44

Funny Two Line Joke

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Dogs_are_cool 1 day ago

Wow

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#45

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances 2 years ago

Great!

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#46

Funny Two Line Joke

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Oona Birdie 2 years ago

That's hilarious.

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#47

Funny Two Line Joke

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#48

Funny Two Line Joke

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Eniola 2 years ago

What?

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#49

Funny Two Line Joke

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Stefanos Papatzelos 2 years ago

Haha

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#51

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jason H. 2 years ago

I lol'd but....

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