All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be to cool for a knock-knock or two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be the funniest jokes again, and so much so that you feel you must share them with the world (or your kids at least).

And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simpleton but hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best joke ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"

Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — no need to be ashamed by your sense of humor.

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent funny jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few smart jokes of your own? (h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Edvardsen
Community Member
4 years ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

The story of my life

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#3

Funny Two Line Joke

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Mags Acutt
Community Member
4 years ago

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

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#4

Funny Two Line Joke

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Sonya Popovich
Community Member
4 years ago

You don't know the password too...

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#5

Funny Two Line Joke

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Scapau Corina
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

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#6

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

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#7

Funny Two Line Joke

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Su Li
Community Member
1 year ago

I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring ?

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#8

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brianna Bastian
Community Member
4 years ago

love it!

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#9

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
4 years ago

Me...all the time...everyday

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#10

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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#11

Funny Two Line Joke

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Veronica Hufana
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm using this on the next bad example I come across.

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#12

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
3 years ago

Love it!

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#13

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

Didn't see that coming!

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#14

Funny Two Line Joke

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Lina Paavilainen
Community Member
4 years ago

Best!Wise-ass joke!EVER!!!

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#15

Funny Two Line Joke

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Leanne Gordon
Community Member
4 years ago

You Excel at these jokes ????

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#16

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
4 years ago

:D yay

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#17

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
3 years ago

Me too!

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#18

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha

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#19

Funny Two Line Joke

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Samuel Jay Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

Jew seriously? I am this Israeli how he does it.

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#20

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
4 years ago

"The Jetsons you fucking racists

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#21

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

Say it out loud to understand

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#22

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
4 years ago

Smart and weird

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#23

Funny Two Line Joke

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Dominator King
Community Member
10 months ago

...That’s just...

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#24

Funny Two Line Joke

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Lauren Jones
Community Member
4 years ago

No pun intended Wow

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#25

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
3 years ago

Eughh

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#26

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

Best one yet?

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#27

Funny Two Line Joke

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Francis Powell
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHA

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#28

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
3 years ago

Nooooooooo that makes me sad

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#29

Funny Two Line Joke

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ContagiousFandom
Community Member
3 years ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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#30

Funny Two Line Joke

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Zulkarnain K.
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL. I l'oeuf this

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#31

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Linnaeus
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it.

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#32

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
4 years ago

Too sad, I don't like it :(

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#33

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
3 years ago

Noooooooooooo

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#34

Funny Two Line Joke

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
3 years ago

No too realistic

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#35

Funny Two Line Joke

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Kc Dc3
Community Member
7 months ago

Baa-Dum-Tss

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#36

Funny Two Line Joke

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Virginia Su
Community Member
4 years ago

I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.

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#37

Funny Two Line Joke

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
3 years ago

Nononononono whyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that

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#38

Funny Two Line Joke

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Keenan Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

hellen keller walked into a bar.. and a table.. and a chair

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#39

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

or another tree

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#40

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

and the bad taste award goes to....

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#41

Funny Two Line Joke

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Panpan
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3 years ago

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#42

Funny Two Line Joke

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isaa7481 isaa7481
Community Member
6 months ago

love the movie referance ones

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#43

Funny Two Lines Joke

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Carlee Franklin
Community Member
4 years ago

It took me a second but I got it.He forgot he had cancer LOL!!

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#44

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ali Raza
Community Member
1 month ago

realllllllllly?Wow!

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#45

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
3 years ago

Great!

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#46

Funny Two Line Joke

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Oona Birdie
Community Member
3 years ago

That's hilarious.

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#47

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ross Avilla
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#48

Funny Two Line Joke

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bad bruc3
Community Member
7 months ago

what is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito........the mosquito stops sucking after you smackit

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#49

Funny Two Line Joke

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Kc Dc3
Community Member
7 months ago

Bewgie, it's making fun of Mike Tyson, not a ship that sunk over a century ago.

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#50

Funny Two Line Joke

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch

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#51

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jason H.
Community Member
4 years ago

I lol'd but....

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