All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be too cool for knock-knock jokes or silly puns in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be hilarious again, and so much so that you feel you must share the funniest jokes and the stupidest puns with the world (or your kids at least).

And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simple yet somehow hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best jokes ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing, so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — so there's no need to be ashamed of liking silly jokes, right?

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent two-line jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few funny jokes of your own and would like to share them in the comments?

(h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Edvardsen
Community Member
4 years ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Funny Two Line Joke

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Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

Loooool

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#3

Funny Two Line Joke

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Tali Barak
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha clever!

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#4

Funny Two Line Joke

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Sophie Taillieu
Community Member
4 years ago

????

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#5

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jessica Carroll
Community Member
4 years ago

#YOLO #Hahsbrowns

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#6

Funny Two Line Joke

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Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh nooo

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#7

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jeremy Small
Community Member
4 years ago

You stole this from 30 rock...still funny. =)

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#8

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brianna Bastian
Community Member
4 years ago

love it!

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#9

Funny Two Line Joke

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Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao!

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#10

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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#11

Funny Two Line Joke

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Veronica Hufana
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm using this on the next bad example I come across.

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#12

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

Love it!

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#13

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

Didn't see that coming!

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#14

Funny Two Line Joke

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TinyPanda
Community Member
4 years ago

Cortana told me this joke when I first got a windows phone

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#15

Funny Two Line Joke

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Leanne Gordon
Community Member
4 years ago

You Excel at these jokes ????

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#16

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
4 years ago

:D yay

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#17

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

Me too!

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#18

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
4 years ago

Smart

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#19

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh... I get it

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#20

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
4 years ago

"The Jetsons you fucking racists

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#21

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
4 years ago

:D

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#22

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
4 years ago

Smart and weird

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#23

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahaha!

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#24

Funny Two Line Joke

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Lauren Jones
Community Member
4 years ago

No pun intended Wow

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#25

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

Eweeee!

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#26

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

Best one yet?

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#27

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor little guy...

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#28

Funny Two Line Joke

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Arjan
Community Member
4 years ago

How do you....

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#29

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jaay Geeteer
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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#30

Funny Two Line Joke

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Zulkarnain K.
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL. I l'oeuf this

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#31

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Linnaeus
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it.

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#32

Funny Two Line Joke

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
4 years ago

Too sad, I don't like it :(

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#33

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
4 years ago

it hurts, really hurts :))

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#34

Funny Two Line Joke

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Neha Jawale-Bhorge
Community Member
4 years ago

hehehe

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#35

Funny Two Line Joke

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Veronica Hufana
Community Member
4 years ago

Just because it's nostalgic.

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#36

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

Uh......?!

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#37

Funny Two Line Joke

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Meg Walls
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a two liner

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#38

Funny Two Line Joke

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Tiffany Harris
Community Member
4 years ago

Best joke of all time.

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#39

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

or another tree

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#40

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

and the bad taste award goes to....

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#41

Funny Two Line Joke

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Panpan
Community Member
4 years ago

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#42

Funny Two Line Joke

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xoen
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha :D

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#43

Funny Two Lines Joke

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Carlee Franklin
Community Member
4 years ago

It took me a second but I got it.He forgot he had cancer LOL!!

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#44

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahahaha!

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#45

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
4 years ago

?

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#46

Funny Two Line Joke

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Oona Birdie
Community Member
4 years ago

That's hilarious.

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#47

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ross Avilla
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#48

Funny Two Line Joke

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Eniola
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

Funny Two Line Joke

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Stefanos Papatzelos
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha

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#50

Funny Two Line Joke

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch

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#51

Funny Two Line Joke

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Jason H.
Community Member
4 years ago

I lol'd but....

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