All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be too cool for knock-knock jokes or silly puns in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be hilarious again, and so much so that you feel you must share the funniest jokes and the stupidest puns with the world (or your kids at least).

And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simple yet somehow hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best jokes ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing, so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — so there's no need to be ashamed of liking silly jokes, right?

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent two-line jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few funny jokes of your own and would like to share them in the comments?

(h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Looking Surprised

Looking Surprised

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Anna Edvardsen
Community Member
5 years ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Big Prize

Big Prize

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

The story of my life

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#3

The Comeback

The Comeback

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Mags Acutt
Community Member
5 years ago

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

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#4

Being Immature

Being Immature

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Sonya Popovich
Community Member
5 years ago

You don't know the password too...

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#5

Skydiving Advice

Skydiving Advice

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Scapau Corina
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

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#6

Things They Have In Common

Things They Have In Common

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

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#7

Mixed Feelings

Mixed Feelings

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Su Li
Community Member
3 years ago

I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring ?

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#8

Heart Of A Lion

Heart Of A Lion

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Brianna Bastian
Community Member
5 years ago

love it!

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#9

Money Changes Everything

Money Changes Everything

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
5 years ago

Me...all the time...everyday

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#10

A German Sense Of Humor

A German Sense Of Humor

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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#11

Bad Example

Bad Example

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Veronica Hufana
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm using this on the next bad example I come across.

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#12

Pun Intended

Pun Intended

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
5 years ago

Love it!

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#13

Poor Bastard

Poor Bastard

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

Didn't see that coming!

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#14

A Legionnaire Walks Into A Bar

A Legionnaire Walks Into A Bar

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Lina Paavilainen
Community Member
5 years ago

Best!Wise-ass joke!EVER!!!

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#15

Reporting A Theft

Reporting A Theft

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Leanne Gordon
Community Member
5 years ago

You Excel at these jokes ????

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#16

Catching Fog

Catching Fog

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Anita Pócsi
Community Member
5 years ago

:D yay

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#17

Mirror Factory

Mirror Factory

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
5 years ago

Me too!

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#18

Just Say No

Just Say No

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha

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#19

Brewing Coffee

Brewing Coffee

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Samuel Jay Brown
Community Member
5 years ago

Jew seriously? I am this Israeli how he does it.

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#20

The Jetson Family

The Jetson Family

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
5 years ago

"The Jetsons you fucking racists

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#21

Pirate Anniversary

Pirate Anniversary

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
5 years ago

Say it out loud to understand

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#22

More Cowbells

More Cowbells

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
5 years ago

Smart and weird

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#23

Mode Of Transportation

Mode Of Transportation

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Dominator King
Community Member
2 years ago

...That’s just...

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#24

Pun Contest

Pun Contest

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Lauren Jones
Community Member
5 years ago

No pun intended Wow

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#25

Bad Genes

Bad Genes

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
4 years ago

Eughh

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#26

New Ideas

New Ideas

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

Best one yet?

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#27

Snail Race

Snail Race

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Francis Powell
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHA

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#28

Naming Your Dog

Naming Your Dog

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
4 years ago

Nooooooooo that makes me sad

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#29

Poor Sally

Poor Sally

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ContagiousFandom
Community Member
5 years ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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#30

Dating A Tennis Player

Dating A Tennis Player

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Zulkarnain K.
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL. I l'oeuf this

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#31

Roman Numerals

Roman Numerals

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Anna Linnaeus
Community Member
5 years ago

Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it.

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#32

Longest Walk

Longest Walk

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María Paz Greene F
Community Member
5 years ago

Too sad, I don't like it :(

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#33

Strawberry Jam

Strawberry Jam

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
4 years ago

Noooooooooooo

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#34

Ladders

Ladders

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Quinn Enestvedt
Community Member
4 years ago

No too realistic

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#35

The Fresh Prince

The Fresh Prince

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Kc Dc3
Community Member
1 year ago

Baa-Dum-Tss

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#36

The Last Wish

The Last Wish

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Virginia Su
Community Member
5 years ago

I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.

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#37

Serious Cliffhanger

Serious Cliffhanger

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

Nononononono whyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that

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#38

Sixteen Atoms

Sixteen Atoms

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Keenan Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

hellen keller walked into a bar.. and a table.. and a chair

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#39

Green And Fuzzy

Green And Fuzzy

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Brandon Was Here
Community Member
5 years ago

or another tree

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#40

Stolen Bag

Stolen Bag

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Intensive Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

and the bad taste award goes to....

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#41

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Panpan
Community Member
5 years ago

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#42

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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isaa7481 isaa7481
Community Member
1 year ago

love the movie referance ones

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#43

Funny Two Lines Jokes

Funny Two Lines Jokes

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Carlee Franklin
Community Member
5 years ago

It took me a second but I got it.He forgot he had cancer LOL!!

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#44

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Ali Raza
Community Member
1 year ago

realllllllllly?Wow!

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#45

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Jamison Frances
Community Member
5 years ago

Great!

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#46

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Oona Birdie
Community Member
5 years ago

That's hilarious.

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#47

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Ross Avilla
Community Member
5 years ago

What?

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#48

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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bad bruc3
Community Member
1 year ago

what is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito........the mosquito stops sucking after you smackit

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#49

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Ethan Denham
Community Member
5 months ago

I agree

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#50

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch

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#51

Funny Two Line Jokes

Funny Two Line Jokes

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Jason H.
Community Member
5 years ago

I lol'd but....

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