As you probably know, unless you live under a rock, Twitter and its newfound CEO, Elon Musk, have been the talk of the town over the past few weeks. Since Elon Musk’s takeover, we have seen everything from high-profile departures to a massive layoff. Last but not least, a whole new verification system that seems to have backfired like lighting a matchstick at a gas station. In a job market more and more made of flexible schedules, work-life balance, and remote working, Elon Musk hit his now ex-employees in the face with a big “nope.”
Countless Twitter memes later, the world is now split into those who believe Twitter’s era is over and those who think the company will be able to make it through this rough patch. We’re no visionaries here, so we’ll refrain from making predictions. But one thing is certain: Tweeters have delivered high-quality comedy over the years, and funny tweets are all we’re here for today.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is our “best of Twitter,” a place to come back to over and over again, in loving memory of what Twitter was in case everything goes down the drain. Here we’ve rounded up what we’re positive are some of the funniest tweets of all time — the ones that make us laugh every time we read them!
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I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.
Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.
The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.
Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list
yep, got nothing better to do, and using a machine gun would be fun, especially when everything falls apart from the recoil, except your hands.
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Another way to dodge the posthumous draft is to make an ash of yourself.
Does RIP count if it's a shared headstone and it's only on one side?
guys i love dril so much. i love this guy so so much. twitter.com/dril please
My grave marker will read "I wasn't hard to get along with... Unless you were".
Been drinking my milk in preparation. I'm gonna be a damn battle tank in the war. :D
Ah yes but what if instead you say "I don't have much time but I will rise again with my army!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH" would you still be in the skeleton army or would you leand it?🤨🤔
Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee
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