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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about blanket

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about adulthood

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Front left is my favorite but I have a soft spot for the weird middle burner that almost never gets used.

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Lorinda Woerner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a burner that i swear heats up like magic for my husband but for me it takes forever to get to temp.

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georgia layne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back right. So my kids don't hit the handle or touch the pan or, you know, anything a kid could do to get hurt. Lol

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bottom right, biggest burner, best flame, easy to reach.

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Natty Tempest
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an adult and I don't care... Like, at all! It depends on the size of the pan and nothing else...

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Mer☕️🧭☕️
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a favorite spatula (egg turner). And 2 favorite pots (different sizes) and a favorite cast iron frying pan.

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elcee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mines the front left at home bc only one not covered w. plants & other c**p

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ConservaDave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Right Rear. I'm right-handed and my cat hardly ever lays on that one.

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Lena Flising
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I've ever used the upper right one on my current stove. I've lived here for 11 years.

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Thorsten Massow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have three, each for a different task or pot. Front left with two Options (big or small) for frying pan or small sauciere, front right for everything that needs stirring during cooking and back right for potatoes or noodles which can be left alone.

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Lee Justice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have different favorite burners for cooking different things

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Moya Satterwhite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I accidentally set fire to my oven with a large plastic container of coffee. A friend was able to clean most of it, but I ended up buying a new one. It’s just not the same.

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Mental Liberals
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 2, depending on the size of the pot/pan ;) I must be an older adult!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tallied from these comments, in order of preference from greatest to least: front left, front right, back left, back right

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Front left, best gas output, nice difference between high ‘gotta cook it fast’ and low and slow simmer

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Bob Bobbs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? It's true but when did it happen??? Wow. I learned something new about myself today.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many front rights! I can't use it cuz it's too close the the fridge or someone going in/out of my stepson's room....Now I wondering what I'm missing out on.

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howdylee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just got a new stove... omg having to relearn the heat patterns of the new burners suck! low heat on the old stove is not low heat on the new. prayers appreciated :)

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a higher end stove top, each burner has a specific use and different setup. My front right is your standard sized gas burner; front left has 2 rings that produce gas and the knōb is bisected so that anything from medium to high cook temps fires up the larger, outer ring and lower temps only use the smaller, inner ring; back right is a larger flame and used for boiling water and large pots; back left is the smallest burner and used for low temp cooking...and then, my favorite, is the griddle/grill top center burner which takes up the entire center and is an oblong shape that is 2x the size of any of the rest of them - that thing is so versatile and lets me cook grilled foods in the middle of winter, without the need for an actual outdoor grill!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My adulthood is having 2 working burners instead of 4 and using them according to how big the pan is.

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Θωμάς Γιόρκης
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always had. The fact that yu were so spoiled and never had to do anything as a teenager, doesn´t mean that all teenagers are useless persons that wait for their mother to cook for them.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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