While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.
It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?
So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.
For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!
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i think you can cancel it for nine months but then you have this annoying pop-up ad that won't go away for 18 years.
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I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'd send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
Choose specific subscribers to not send for months and then send an issue that's as heavy as a law textbook.
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Oddly enough that subscription will be canceled but will be replaced with a subscription to MENOPAUSE...enjoy!
That, or "pregnancy" and after 9 months that gets replaced with "good luck with this little brat" and oh, "here's your period subscription back muhaha"
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No more than men can just "tie a knot"when they have to pee!
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I cancelled my period subscription by having a merina coil installed (can't think of a better word); one of the best decisions I made. I occasionally get some cramps and spotting, but honestly for years I had nothing, and my periods were really heavy and painful before. I know that contraceptives aren't for everyone, however; for a variety of reasons.
And then sometimes you get fibroids and have a period for six months straight! Woo!
Yes, and people start wondering why you're looking a bit pale
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#ilovemenopause. Lol. Guys will be wondering “Gee I want to hook up with someone who doesn’t deal with periods. Ever!” Sure, all menopausal women over 50 are standing by and waiting to laugh at you. Lol
Till you find out doctors will refuse to do it unless medically necessary, because they think you'll change your mind about having children. Ugh. I'm 40 and my kids are grown. Just let me get rid of it already.
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I read somewhere, years ago, when I was young enough to care, that the 'pill' - oral contraceptives - came, in a monthly prescription, with 4 placebos that allowed the period to happen, but if it didn't, a woman wouldn't have periods. At all. Does anyone have experience with that?
Yup! I started skipping the row of placebo pills and my periods have stopped. I of course asked my gyno if that was okay and she okayed it. My periods used to be so painful I'd lay in bed all day and every single part of my body would hurt. It helped my mental illness because I had extreme PMS. Now I recently became disabled and I'm grateful I don't have periods because it takes a lot out of me to trudge back and forth to the bathroom and I wouldn't want to have to do so way more than usual. I've had a few breakthrough bleeding, but it was never heavy and there were no cramps. It's been years since that happened though. I highly recommend it to anyone with severe periods with bad cramps or migraines or vomiting. Ask your doctor first though!
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I've heard this one too, but in his defense, my periods are a week of psychological symptoms during pms added. So it really does occur pretty close together. I wish I could unsubscribe.
WAIT A SECOND I CAN CANCEL THIS THING?!?!?! MOM YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
You see, if that were real, we women would have done a long time ago...
I went to the e.r.yest to cancel my this months subscription, and had to leave after 2 hrs of waiting, when some guy went into the bathroom, located in the middle of the waiting room, that has an automatic light w no fan, and he startrd to take a giant s**t. thanks id rather bleed slowly to death at home than this!! *men could never take it*
Well, you can technically put the subscription on hold with "the Pill". Problem is, it comes with various side-effects, ranging from mild to lethal.
I'm apparently in the process of unsubscribing (eight months since the last one, four months and I'm officially at menopause, age 53). VERY glad of that, too.
Are Women Funnier Than Men?
It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.
Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.
We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.
Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.
Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?
These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.
- @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
- @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
- @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
- @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
- @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)
How Do I Create Viral Tweets?
There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.
If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.
Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.
Is it appropriate to ask how much they are willing to pay? Just for my business plan.
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