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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about birthday presents

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Holly Benedict
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother asked me for a Christmas list yesterday ... My brain : we like soup

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Christie Amador Egendoerfer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I reverse do this too. Throughout the year I'll see something and think "what a great gift for hubby!". Christmas comes, my mind goes blank and he gets t-shirts that he doesn't need.

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FireflyWifeyBoo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make an Amazon wishlist or have a list on your phone you add to throughout the year!

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The Other Guest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Football? Football? What's a football? Without conscious will my voice squeaked out, "Football..."

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Emory White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uhhhhhhhhh i'd like a double shot of sanity with a side of IQ, please

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Let’s Be Kind
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or being asked to name your favorite book, song, or movie. My brain freezes like I’ve never read a book, never heard music or been to a theater.

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Damitria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My answer is the same every year: several hours of uninterrupted me time filled with peace and quiet. Will keep asking until I recieve

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister in law asked me yesterday what I wanted for Christmas. Going to be moving into my own place in the spring. Mind blanked out…so I said “Uh…a mop and bucket, new broom and dustpan. New trash bin..”. She looked at me and said.. ”What are you ? Cinderella?”

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Autistic apricot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum telling me relatives are asking what I want for Christmas, Uhh, I don’t need anything thanks

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Telmo Belo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I use this? My birthday is coming up. My gf wants to buy something, and I have no idea what to ask. I love tech...

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Lorraine R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was me as a kid visiting Santa. Blank mind. Felt stupid. Oh well.

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Jude Fire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me like " you don't have to get me anything" when I do want something but I just don't want someone spending their hard earned money and their time on me when I don't deserve it. Just me?

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Mama Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. I suck at picking out a gift for my own birthday. It's usually decided last minute.

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D. Pitbull
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always have to preface this with: "It's just a list and I fully understand it's humanly impossible unless we win the lottery...." THEN I can say whatever it is... and hopefully in my rambling I mention something 'normal' like... "I need another binder".

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Jesse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao, I normally just ask for money or band merch that I don't have already. Driving license isn't paying itself

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backatya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there's a reason for that, women talk to much and men tune them out

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Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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Panda Boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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