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2021 was one hell of a ride. We rose and fell, and rose again like phoenixes boosted by the 3rd vaccine, with life returning to the (new) normal, resumed social life and work from the office reminding us why exactly we loved that pandemic ‘pause’ so much, and today we stand not only strong, but super anxious. In fact, our collective anxiety could easily be awarded with magna cum laude, if there were masters at surviving a crisis. And since the crisis is far from done yet, this seems like one hell of a long course.

With so many ups and downs, people’s marriages have also had a rollercoaster ride. This year proved to be a test for what couples uttered on their big day, and quite likely forgot the words: “for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health.”

So whether they were struggling or succeeded to keep up with the marital vows, the truth is, 2021 was a perfect breeding ground for hilarious marriage tweets. Today, we present you with this collection of hands down the funniest, most painfully accurate, and all too relatable tweets for you to feast on!

Marriage is one hell of a crazy ride, made to stand the test of a lifetime. The paradox is that, sadly, it’s notorious for failing it. So no wonder so many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriage and build a solid ground for it to stand on. But how do we do it? Well, there's no single answer. But to find out what an expert has to say on this matter, and you'd better get your notes ready, we reached out to Francis Merson, a clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the hell do they know the exact spot to stand in front ! HOW ?? Every . single . time.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a tragic mistake. She lead you straight into the web buddy and you didn't see it coming.

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“People often get married while they’re high on the drug of being in love – that heady cocktail of hormones and obsession where your partner seems like the most wonderful thing in the world,” Merson explained. It turns out there’s even a psychological term for this, which is ‘limerence.’

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“The research is clear that this is a temporary phenomenon. Limerence wears off, sexual chemistry cools, and sometimes, tragically, not much might be left to fuel a relationship,” Merson said and added that “That’s why the friendship aspect of a marriage is crucial.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand. How can this happen? It needs, at the very least, a solid twist with multiple poppings at once.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry.

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In order for a marriage to last and stand strong in challenging times, it has to be built on a strong friendship. “A friend is someone whose company you enjoy, whose values you share, and who you can count on in difficult times. If your partner doesn’t meet these criteria, then the relationship is unlikely to be a very happy one in the long term,” Merson said.

The psychologist also explained that the biggest mistake people make in relationships is getting into the wrong ones. “So it’s important to ask yourself when entering a relationship: is this someone I would want to be lifelong friends with? Or is this just someone I find very attractive?”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you need to make an example then! Take of of his tools and randomly hammer it against a rock.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends made that mistake one summer. Whined that they were bored one day. Next thing they knew, their mom had them washing down the living room walls... I know cause I came to see if they could come outside and was told of the event, and then invited inside to join them. Just in case I was bored too. I was smart enough to say, nope not bored, I'll go ride my bike.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, I have the shows I like, my wife has her shows and then there are the shows we have to watch together.....or else

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Super glue? Big box of chocolates? Or in my wife's case, a Curry and red wine.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! I mean - my marriage did ultimately end (amicably) but I cannot complain about his bizarre love of IRONING. It seems an odd thing to miss, but he was particularly good at it and it's a job I cannot stand.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like: DID YOU JUST watch three whole episodes of The Witcher without me?????? THAT'S 3 HOURS, FRANK, THREE HOURS OF MY TIME.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I am taking a nap, my kids come in to ask me things. They know i am saying yes to everything, just to let me sleep a bit more...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not how I remember it. If we both have the day off, I don't have a day off.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I need a translation as we dont have Target here,.aggressive sellers?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is always dodgy when buying a pressy. Just say well I'd read this company were very mean with their sizing and I know you're a size smaller :-)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh and don't forget, yes I know that's were we've kept it for ten years but I tidied up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog is the one always sitting on the remote. Or jumping on it and changing the channel.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I love about my wife is that we are perfectly comfortable drinking coffee and not uttering a single word. The kids do more than enough of the speaking.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until you are pregnant and his natural scent makes you literally puke every time he comes near...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And praying that a policeman gives him a ticket, a confirmation of criticism of his driving.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's everywhere. Even my favorite video games have squid game themes. If you've never heard of squid game You live under a rock.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haaahaha. So true. And that sigh you make when you stand up to go and check. Brilliant.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most.clothes that dont.wrinkle.can just be thrown.in the drawers. We rarely buy anything that takes special care 😝. Time can be spent bettet, like a good book och playing with the kids.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A female friend of mine at work once told me with obvious anger and frustration that her husband and deliberately folded the towels wrong just to get out of having to fold them the next time. I debated whether I should tell her that I have no idea what the "right" way to fold a towel is.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife wouldn't talk to me for about a day because I had sold her Lynyrd Skynyrd Albums in her dream. Why in the name of Brian would I do that?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife had this very dream last Friday. Apparently if I ever meet a female geologist I am in real trouble as that was my "dream mistress' job.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a girlfriend a long time ago who woke up in the middle of the night and smacked me.... I asked WTH was that for? Apparently I had cheated on her in HER dream

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I upvoted this one because it happened to me, not because I think it right.

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