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Marriage is a beautiful journey, a story of love that starts off with a sprint but gradually finds its rhythm into an easy jog that spans (hopefully) your entire life.

While there are inevitably bumps and hiccups along the way, for most of us the bond only gets stronger with age. Helpful to this is the ability to laugh at oneself and each other, life is too short to be serious all the time!

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of tweets from people who appear to have mastered the art of a successful marriage and appear to be having a good laugh in the process. Scroll down to check out the list below!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My uncle has been silently putting tags with his name on my grandmothers furniture :/

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Steve
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And whatever you do, guys, NEVER respond with " only of you clear out the hair-catcher in the bath plughole". I still bear the scars to this day...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mom does that and she told me she change it to french i dunno how :D

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom use to say to my dad - "If you try to find things by your eyes, instead of your mouth, you will find them"

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Tua Xylanthia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually this is kinda true, science is on the side of men. Estrogen helps to stimulate immune system to work faster and more aggressive, while testosterone does the opposite. But most men are still big drama queens when they have the cold. :D

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course; the dog is always sad to see you go, you have to reassure them that they are the most important thing in your world and you will be back.

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Emma Perkins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense. To the dog, it feels like your gone waaayyyyy longer so they should get the best goodbye :D

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The Cappy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course, an hour from now, the wife is the only one who understands that the man is coming back.

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Eva Pohl
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say bye to OH and apologise several times to dogs, give them treats, throw a toy.... I come back 30 seconds later (I just took trash out !) and feel really guilty for leaving the poor puppies....

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M.J. J.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whooze a good boy?!? Dadda be back later, doancha worry, big boy..yes,yes, good doggie

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VeryDarkMatter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But.. why? He took a day off. He can do it ! You should rest and netflix all day long

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Ian Osmond
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Wall Street Journal interviewed a friend of ours about extreme couponing. She managed to supply a number of local shelters with toiletries, and got CVS to pay her for the privilege.

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Kristel Bijnen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since I am a picky eater (which I hate, I would love to be able to eat everything without throwing it up) when I try something new at a restaurant and I'm not sure I can eat it safely, he makes sure to order something I like for sure! He is the best!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad would do that just to annoy my Mom! For him, since I can remember, everything is a joke first!

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mindfkr
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids are, hands down, the greatest threat that ever lived.

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Hawk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husband is jus like. “What? Why are you staring at me?” *brings over tea* “I WANT COFFEE”

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ROFL! LMAO! Instantly Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp fiction came into my mind!

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Emma Perkins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% my father. He spent hours upon hours cleaning before Christmas day in case someone decided to come over. No one did.

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SlothKing
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is the first thing i have seen that is not made in china

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Danny Waller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Reason Why: Kid falls off swing and gets hurt. Mom spits on kleenex and rubs it on kids face. "You'll be fine."

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Cassie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take four teenagers and make them carry everything, get more than I intended, and send one to fetch a cart. ^_^

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Fluffy Destroyer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a girl. I hate shopping. I do not care about what I wear. I keep my hair neatly braided and like to read. Society thinks I am odd. I F ING do not care about clothes anymore than this guy.

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Nancy E
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or a children's dollhouse with a zillion small pieces ........not the snap kind ;the glue kind

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Peta_C
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Resembles my relationship *breathy sigh...gazes into the sunset dreamily*

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have said this to my husband many times in our 26 years together. That and "the only way out is death".

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The Cappy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It comes on every winter and seems to be the "nothing at all wrong" indicator. I have one too ;) It doesn't ever appear indicate what it claims to indicate.

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Crazy Dog Lady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband and I watch Dateline/48 Hours and the like and I swear 80% of them are about husbands killing their wives for life insurance.

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, hubby whistles for myself and the kids when we're out and about. You can see our kids heads pop up over the racks like damn meerkats when they hear that sound. It's so funny! Nobody else in the store reacts to that whistle but us.

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Mikleo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which anniversary, wedding, first date, first kiss, first time he did the laundry?

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Blue Cicada
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a collection of jokes and stories about Hodji/Hajja (spellings differ, based on country and transliteration). A long-suffering wise man, his stories exist in the Middle East, North Africa, Eastern Europe, West, Central and South Asia. On his deathbed, he asks his wife to put on her nicest clothes and best jewelry. So he has a lovely vision before he dies, she asks. "No, so that when Death comes he'll think you look better and take you instead!"

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife level: amateur. NEVER allow him to go wait in the car; you cannot let him win.

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Tiffany Wilson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, it's push in your chair and turn off the light if you're the last one in the room.

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The Cappy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I can hear you chewing from another room, you're chewing too loud. Just something to consider.

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds a lot like my grocery store trips for milk. $80 later, I have milk, but hubby thinks I spent too much on it. :P

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes...I always say, "In our total life span we are beautiful for about 20 minutes. In that time we meet our intended, get married & have children." Then our looks go to s**t.

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you kidding? If you have kids...you have that stuff. I carried a backpack that held baby stuff, kid stuff, snack stuff, car stuff & my purse.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a quick solution: make him go buy the stuff. As soon as he sees what they cost, first-hand, he'll stop. LOL.

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drive around the block one more time to finish it, then shove the wrapper under the seat and throw it away at work the next day.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the only one so far that has made me laugh right out loud. That being said: Madam, he didn't intentionally try to screw the laundry up so he doesn't have to do it again--in fact, he's actually proud of doing a good load of laundry, please, just Behold his Majesty. ;)

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husband's are experts at slipping out of sight. They learn it in boyhood 101. (I grew up with 2 brothers...I became an experienced hunter...much to hubbys dismay & taught my daughter's well)

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hubby: It's the 3 Stooges! Me: No! I can't STAND them...we are NOT watching them! Hubby: My turn to choose. Me: But, they're so stupid! Hubby: That's the point!

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how my MIL tells hubby she needs things done. "We should do this" and he corrects her every time, "So you want me to do what?"

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You know these leftovers can be taken home and turned into chicken salad then the bones can be boiled down into chicken stock."

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get creative...cut his peanut butter sandwich with a cookie cutter. "Here honey, dinners creative tonight!"

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Jimmy Rustled
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good for him, he made a effort to not disappoint you, he knew it was important to you and wanted to make sure he asked you about it..well done dude!!

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*But he lurked around the hallways and corners to hear what the gossip was*

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Samantha Beckett
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG.. I just set one of these things up with my brother. People in China deserve to be shot for not shipping these things pre-assembled.. and my brother is lucky to still be alive.

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad I was married when families actually did stuff together. Like the time we gave our kids each a hammer and told them to destroy a wall in the kitchen.

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6 Kids... OMG you must some kind of Wonder Woman,! With our two toddlers, I think we're full. We wanted them, we're addicted to them, our famill is just full that way. Two adults, two kids, two cats seems balanced that way ;p

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Calm down", the sentence that never had reach its goal in the History but we keep trying it, hoping the person will actually calm down... XD

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine thought that tossing them on the floor in front of the shower would magically send them to the utility room, that would get them into the washing machine, that would start from itself, dry them, fold them and that they would magically get themselves back in the dressing... I had to break this myth build by my step mother and she didn't like it.

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Kristel Bijnen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't mind. They have to put it up. We put it down. Divided equally! I do not see the problem, other than it looks better put down (and I put the top down too). Especially when you get visitors. He does not complain about me putting the top down either. I guess we are lucky.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ladies, never ask that question. The answer is not going to be how much better his life is with you in it. It will be about sports stats, that noise his car is making, or the possibility and/or ramifications of a Marvel/DC Comics crossover. Just bury your head in his chest and enjoy the silence until the kids figure out where you are.

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For our first 25 years together I was always freezing and he was always on the verge of spontaneous combustion. We have been together 26 years and for the past year it has been the total opposite. I do not understand how he tolerated my ice feet and the thermostat set to "broil alive" for so long, because if he closes the bedroom window because "it's December Shari" one more time I'm gonna snap.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't laugh--she's probably right. What man do YOU know that would set his wife loose in Target with impunity without an ulterior motive?

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is fun to watch! How many times will his reflexes catch up before he drops it? Our record is 5... 5 almost drops until it smacked him right in the forehead.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoulda just stuck with the cats, Mark. Sure, they're just as demanding, but they won't drink the pool water.

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Alison McKenzie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This exact thing happened to me yesterday, after I spent ages sawing 98% of the way through a thick branch!

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Kristel Bijnen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then, most of the time when the husband suggests something. The wife does not like/want it. Luckily I am not that woman 99,9% of the time!

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Deborah B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And sometimes she really doesn't care, she just wants you to make a flipping decision. "I don't care" = "Either option is fine. And I'm getting pissed off because this is turning into some big *thing* when I really. Don't. Care!"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like me 😁 I want my hb to empty the dw. I really really wants that!

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time my husband said I didn't do his laundry right; I haven't done laundry in the 20 years since.

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Alice Galipo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine gets to fight with two large dogs and one cat that always has to sleep on my head or chest.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now does she do this when the kids aren't even home? I'm guilty of that. Continuously calling someone for dinner who is at band practice or a friend's house. Oops.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Facebook is literally the only way I can speak to my wife these days (on the plus side I have everything in writing now)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ahhh ahh ahhhh nvm. JK KPTHOOOPLOFDBHGDUTLICFAWERETCOPWRFIMEOGWGRUCEXDCPIUSFLIDDRAIOHSVFCFCDFDUHJKHhygy9uohgiIUOWQERWIuiopirueutgure2ortugi5t4rqfc Have a tissue?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husband was getting ready for work, I yelled to him in the bathroom how frustraited I was that I had yo get up to turn off his phone alarm in the other room... he comes back im the bedroom & points out his phone is by the bed, I had set my evening reminder for AM by mistake; its a good thing he loves my kind of crazy.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that on my existing phone when I want to change ringtones. My husband is very patient with me. I'm guessing that he probably has learned to tune it out at this point. :-)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me, without kids! Not always though. And it is to blame to my lack of energy because of my disease.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait until he sitting in the same room and you have to do that....

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the kids make more mess with a scrap of paper than the rollerblading, nacho eating parent!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! This is so true! I think I've kept Amazon in business in the last 3 months, but only because I have Prime. LOL!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean he likes those things? Or you do and he's bad at looking them up?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me about it.... we started sanding our kitchen cabinets and we finally got around to staining just the doors on the top and now husband doesn't like the color we picked.... our kitchen is currently cabinet door less on the top side and half sanded...it's been about 8 months...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm constantly torn between wanting a life mate and wanting to spend the rest of my life with a bunch of cats and plush dragons.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. What about the oral? You'd've had the Husband Trifecta. What's WRONG with the man?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, every time these say "narrator", I hear the narrator from Winner the Pooh.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coupons are the best invention! Why spend over $100 at a restaurant when you can have something more delicious for less money?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What counts as excessive? I used to use roughly half a can of bug spray. Now, I get a wad of paper towels while screaming "die mother f***er"!"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My blood pressure just went up a little just reading that

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

8 months later and I'm still trying to stain my kitchen cabinets....he doesn't like the color we picked anymore...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cuz you probably are...don't worry, you're not alone. My husband does the same...on purpose :)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude. Tampons are something she actually NEEDS. You shouldn't be embarrassed by being a good husband.

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