If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

#2

What A Pure Man

What A Pure Man

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

#3

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

#4

Happy You Pregnant!

Happy You Pregnant!

I bet this guy could have used it too.

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

he is slaying that tho

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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

#5

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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#6

Beds Should Look Like Beds

Beds Should Look Like Beds

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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#7

Fair Point

Fair Point

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me laugh so hard :-)

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#8

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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#9

5/5

5/5

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HOUSE
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

I was wondering what this keyboard was for.

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King Of Spades
Community Member
2 years ago

This board is very good, I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all amazon watchers? Users? FIVE STARS!

Lachlan Steininger
Community Member
2 years ago

Thanks, i started to struggle halfway through

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Lewis Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

damn! why am I laughing this freakin hard?

Linda Something
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

I need that "shift shift shift" key on my keyboard!!

로희
Community Member
2 years ago

This review always cracks me up~ XD

Honey
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm laughing so hard!!

Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

omg! I'm dying! LMAO-5ccad...910d98.jpg LMAO-5ccadcd910d98.jpg

Mamia
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

This one conquers them all :D

Scooter
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't breathe!

Vicky Zar
Community Member
2 years ago

when you just have half the letters... lol

Alex Harris
Community Member
2 years ago

You. Don't. Say.

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Robyn Spiegelman
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I cracked a rib I was laughing so hard. Best review yet.

Bepina
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL!!!! This one's the best!

nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

what is this? I'm guessing this is for gamers?

danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

it's a split keyboard. or, the left half of a split keyboard. Gamers *might* use it, if the keys were programable.

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Makayla Bolton
Community Member
2 years ago

Honey, our 4 year old has been leaving reviews on amazon again...

Marilyn Slater
Community Member
2 years ago

Gosh! Just think what you could write with the other half of that keyboard...!!! :-D

Ang.stl
Community Member
2 years ago

A friend had just sent me a message using voice to text, so I really thought this review had little to do with typing on the item reviewed, and tons to do with the reviewer using voice to text after getting dental work, so their mouth was mushy.

Iara Ra
Community Member
2 years ago

Lot of work making sure only the letters that are on the keyboard :)

Taz-Hood
Community Member
2 years ago

And a bargain at only $575.00.

Jo Bebe
Community Member
2 years ago

das waz grea!

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

What's scary about this is that I can actually read what's typed. "This board is very good. I have tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers! Five stars!!!"

Magdalene
Community Member
2 years ago

This is gold 😂

Mason DuBois
Community Member
2 years ago

'alv de bard es meesin'

Tam Tang
Community Member
10 months ago

Lol dude there’s a separated right hand piece as well you know

Tiffini
Community Member
10 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

Christopher Dixon
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm gonna get one for...MY WIFE! VERY NIIICE!!!

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
1 year ago

bahahaha! took me a minute!

Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

For those wondering what it says or what it's for. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3628938/Man-trolls-Amazon-hilarious-review-394-ONE-HANDED-keyboard.html

Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

The short answer: 1) So you can type with just your left hand (each key has many alternate symbols it can type) and 2) "recommend it to all Amazon watchers". :)

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Sara Kate MacFarland
Community Member
2 years ago

...and he's used it to write his review. But $575 for HALF a keyboard?

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
2 years ago

Sure wish I could read that

the Lemon Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Quick question: What's an Agazad?

Momo Skarsgård
Community Member
2 years ago

For the English speaker that wants to sound German!!

Momo Skarsgård
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahhaha

NanZ
Community Member
2 years ago

I must be slow catching on today. At least I think so. He typed that using just the left half of the keyboard right?

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

I read that in Groundskeeper Willy's voice, lol.

Lyop
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG!! Gasp..my belly hurts! This was hilarious!! Woke the kittens with my howling!

Wendy J Shores
Community Member
2 years ago

omg I am lmao here

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

I always knew 26 letters are way too many!

JeannevB
Community Member
2 years ago

I cried from laughter untill I couldn't read anymore. Dangerous thing this is!! Love, Yoda

Rachel Hamrick
Community Member
2 years ago

Ba ha ha ha...Why sell a keyboard with missing keys?

c Fuller
Community Member
2 years ago

wow, sounds like the reviewer is using old English or maybe Welsh?

Jessica Cifelli
Community Member
2 years ago

The fact that I vould read that...we must be kindred spirits...

Laura Mencini
Community Member
2 years ago

This is funny shit lol

Caroline Driver
Community Member
2 years ago

I've never seen one of these before, but I guess there is a need. Amazing!

Anna Repp
Community Member
2 years ago

I love the "shift shift shift" button!

Bindi Adams
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

That's brilliant.. worried that I could read it easily though ..wonder if my brain is configured the same way....all those missing letters.... explains much!

Gitte Løyche
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO!

Amparo de León
Community Member
2 years ago

Wtf?

ThatRandomMofo
Community Member
2 years ago

Gaming keyboard, obviously, it has all the essential buttons

Tracy Lynn
Community Member
2 years ago

ok But in all seriousness what is that actually for

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
2 years ago

was that written by the girl in Pokemon Sword and Shield?

Letitia Hedding
Community Member
2 years ago

they were trying to type with the keyboard, because there are only a few letters on the key board

Bored Fox
Community Member
2 years ago

Letitia Hedding If you look closely there are all the English alphabets in that keyboard. The person who wrote this just had problems to switch the buttons to the correct letters.

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VICTORIA HERNANDEZ
Community Member
2 years ago

Does anyone understand ?

ゾーイドレーガー
Community Member
2 years ago

i posted it earlier so don't worry ^^

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Jay Tesst
Community Member
2 years ago

This is pure, solid gard

Whiterain25 furry
Community Member
2 years ago

yos

Henry Shane
Community Member
2 years ago

lol would be more funny if the keyboard was actually intended to be used for typing.

Laana
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

Fucking what?

Princess Dram
Community Member
2 years ago

Thats the only thing they could type with that keyboard. Auto-correct must have been mad at him

Flame Phoenix
Community Member
2 years ago

Please translate

MadMom
Community Member
2 years ago

I can only get part of it: This board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it works great! I ? it to ? Amazon? watchers??? Five stars!!!

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Viki Banaszak
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha, I went straight to the Swedish Chef muppet

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
2 years ago

ROFLMAO

ゾーイドレーガー
Community Member
2 years ago

translation by me: this board is very good! i've traded it for three weeks and it works great! i recalled it to a Agazad(don't know that one sorry!)watchers! five stars!!!

Isabel Kret
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

I had a slightly different one: “This board is very good! I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers. Five stars!”............................ I’m still not sure about that second to last sentence. Amazon was my best guess best on the context, capitalization, and missing keys...but watcxers? I thought the same as you but I’m still not sure...

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
2 years ago

translator please?

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#10

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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#11

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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QueenOlive
Community Member
2 years ago

And that my friends, is what she said

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#12

No Complaints

No Complaints

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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#13

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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GFSTaylor
Community Member
2 years ago

I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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#14

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

"Either way 5 stars" killed me lol

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#15

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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#16

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

bird box product

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#17

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

"It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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#18

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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#19

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
2 years ago

I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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#20

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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#21

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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#22

That's All I Wanted To Know

That's All I Wanted To Know

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, good rice is amazing.

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#23

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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#24

True Love Still Exists

True Love Still Exists

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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#25

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

"If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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#26

$16,000 Speakers

$16,000 Speakers

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well this is dark

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#27

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

These ladies have probably read this.

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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#28

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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#29

Ho Ho... Oh

Ho Ho... Oh

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is kind of terrifying

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#30

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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#31

Cheese Wheel

Cheese Wheel

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Alan Wilkening
Community Member
2 years ago

Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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