If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!
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Breeding M&M's
According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.
What A Pure Man
Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.
Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos
North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.
"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.
Happy You Pregnant!
I bet this guy could have used it too.
In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."
3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls
Beds Should Look Like Beds
To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one
Fair Point
A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles
The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews
It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping
50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes
No Complaints
Toddler Rages Against The Machine
Review On A Roku Streaming Stick
Trimmers And Toilet Talk
Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues
5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital
Alex Jones Coloring Book Review
Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal
Yodelling Pickle
I'd need a yodeling pickle every day of my life!
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And don't forget the Singing Bass on the wall. Unless you're vegan, of course.
My physics Prof bought a screaming goat for whenever a student forgot a textbook at home he would take it off of his desk and say "This student has committed a felony" and shove the screaming goat in the students face. No one has forgotten a textbook for about 6 months XD
at first i thought it said raping avocados and i was like "HOW IS THAT A SUBSTITUTE?!?!"
It's Larry the cucumber, from "Yodeling Veteranarian of the Alps" distant cousin
Wait a minute! This is a real thing! Find one for your Christmas tree even! "Accoutrements Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament" with a motion detector, and gets 4.5 stars! https://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Yodelling-Christmas-Pickle-Ornament/dp/B01AHGOMFU/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1WPL61K0WK1YW&keywords=yodelling+pickles&qid=1556941023&s=instant-video&sprefix=ken+burns%2Cinstant-video%2C641&sr=8-1
Just added this to my amazon wish list! Also added to deck top screaming goat!
Where's a "rolling on the floor laughing" emoji when you need one?
I though he said that he had tried raping avocados fiée à second there Gave me a shock
You've obviously missed out on Tyson Wyngz McCartney themed lipsync bout with SwifferJet! I hear Creme Eggs will take on the winner.
My grandma had this! Then she put in my aunts purse (she is a nurse [no rhyme intended]) and hasn’t gotten it back yet.
Just out of curiosity.... why would someone invent a yodeling pickle in the first place????
Was Looking For A Jump Rope
That's All I Wanted To Know
Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It
Wife Leaves Husband For Printer
True Love Still Exists
I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing
Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat
These ladies have probably read this.
I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun
This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones
Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good
Ho Ho... Oh
Cheese Wheel
Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg 
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
