If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!
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Breeding M&M's
According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.
What A Pure Man
Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.
Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos
North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.
"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.
Happy You Pregnant!
I bet this guy could have used it too.
In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."
3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls
Beds Should Look Like Beds
To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one
Fair Point
A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles
5/5
This board is very good, I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all amazon watchers? Users? FIVE STARS!
Thanks, i started to struggle halfway through
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it's a split keyboard. or, the left half of a split keyboard. Gamers *might* use it, if the keys were programable.
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Gosh! Just think what you could write with the other half of that keyboard...!!! :-D
What's scary about this is that I can actually read what's typed. "This board is very good. I have tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers! Five stars!!!"
For those wondering what it says or what it's for. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3628938/Man-trolls-Amazon-hilarious-review-394-ONE-HANDED-keyboard.html
The short answer: 1) So you can type with just your left hand (each key has many alternate symbols it can type) and 2) "recommend it to all Amazon watchers". :)
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...and he's used it to write his review. But $575 for HALF a keyboard?
I've never seen one of these before, but I guess there is a need. Amazing!
That's brilliant.. worried that I could read it easily though ..wonder if my brain is configured the same way....all those missing letters.... explains much!
they were trying to type with the keyboard, because there are only a few letters on the key board
Letitia Hedding If you look closely there are all the English alphabets in that keyboard. The person who wrote this just had problems to switch the buttons to the correct letters.
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lol would be more funny if the keyboard was actually intended to be used for typing.
Thats the only thing they could type with that keyboard. Auto-correct must have been mad at him
I can only get part of it: This board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it works great! I ? it to ? Amazon? watchers??? Five stars!!!
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translation by me: this board is very good! i've traded it for three weeks and it works great! i recalled it to a Agazad(don't know that one sorry!)watchers! five stars!!!
I had a slightly different one: “This board is very good! I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers. Five stars!”............................ I’m still not sure about that second to last sentence. Amazon was my best guess best on the context, capitalization, and missing keys...but watcxers? I thought the same as you but I’m still not sure...
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The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews
It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping
50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes
No Complaints
Toddler Rages Against The Machine
Review On A Roku Streaming Stick
Trimmers And Toilet Talk
Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues
5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital
Alex Jones Coloring Book Review
Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal
Yodelling Pickle
Was Looking For A Jump Rope
That's All I Wanted To Know
Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It
Wife Leaves Husband For Printer
True Love Still Exists
I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing
Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat
These ladies have probably read this.
I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun
This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones
Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good
Ho Ho... Oh
Cheese Wheel
Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg 
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
I recently was looking for silicone/gel lined socks for added moisturizing..... and found some that came in different colors, one of which we white folk in america would call "flesh", but apparently, they translated as "meat"... not really interested in wearing meat (colored) socks.....
Great post! It would have been interesting to see the original products for each of the reviews - if you had put e.g. an amazon link to each review or the name of the product... I would definitely buy some of them if still available :)
HYSTERICAL!!!!! The Calculator watch had me & him on the floor!! Do they still make those?
