128 Friday Jokes To End The Week With Some Giggles
Friday, or as we sooo originally call it, Fri-yay, might just be both the best and the worst day of the week. Friday's pros - you're almost done with the working week, you're almost done working, there's no work tomorrow. Friday's cons - although there's no work tomorrow, you still have to get through the whole day with that I Don't Wanna feeling coming right from your bones. However, there's one thing that might make the time pass a bit quicker; you know what it is - laughter. So, why don't we all just giggle at the very culprit with these Friday jokes? Sounds like a plan? Well then, here's our list dedicated solely to the silly jokes mocking the most bittersweet day of the week.
Weekday jokes are basically the mana of the gods when you need a bit of relief - they are relatable (how could they not be, when you're reading Friday jokes on a Friday), they are silly enough to be understandable even in your darkest hour of need, and they provide you that sweet, sweet moment of relaxation. So, basically the best jokes ever. Right?
If you agree with us and are interested to read the actual Friday jokes themselves, scroll down below and just check them out! Once you are there, give these cheesy jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are also struggling to get through Friday unscathed.
What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
When you realize it’s Thursday.
"Friday night as a parent: The kids are finally in bed, so let's watch a movie and have a glass of wi......zZzZzZz......"
"It's Friday night which means I'm pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish."
"AWW YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT Y'ALL *takes probiotic*, *pays bills online*"
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.
Me: "This Friday night is lit! *sips wine, continues to fold laundry*"
It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
"Let’s get married so instead of drinking and dancing we can spend Friday night at Home Depot and the rest of the weekend in a fight."
What goes by slower than a boring movie?
"Finally it's Friday. Can't wait to get off work and avoid all social interaction."
"Name that tune with a 6yo and a kazoo is how I spend my Friday nights now that I’m a parent."
"My toddler is demanding I breastfeed all her stuffed animals. How's your Friday night?"
"Just took my blood pressure medication with a swig of Pepto Bismol, because it's Friday night!"
What comes after Black Friday?
What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
Net fish and chill.
"Woo! It's Friday night, we're gettin' turnt! *turns husband's CPAP machine on and passes out*"
"The highlight of Friday night when you're a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own."
"Everyone's out partying & I'm in bed struggling to fall asleep on Friday evening."
Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week?
It means that is a Friday.
When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
When you have a weekend job.
"That Shawshank scene where Andy Dufresne finally reaches freedom, but it's me getting out of work on Friday afternoon."
What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant?
TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).
What is faster than the Flash?
What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person?
Hug it and never let it go.
What deal did the teacher give the students on Black Friday?
50 per cent off late assignments.
Me: "*Does the absolute bare minimum throughout the work week*."
Me, on Friday: "Finally I can treat myself... I deserve it!"
"After my first week of working an 8-5 job, I realized 2 things:
1- Beer actually does taste much better after work.
2- I finally understand why people are so excited about the clock striking 5 on Friday."
"It’s finally Friday and it’s payday. After work let’s buy $300 worth of groceries and then wonder what to make for dinner. Screw it. Let’s order pizza."
9 PM on Friday night before kids: "Getting ready to go out with my friends."
9 PM on Friday night now: "In bed, in my pajamas, reading the user manual for my new waffle iron."
Why did the man at the calendar factory is cutting all the Fridays out?
He wanted a day off.
When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom.
My mom is telling me go out on Friday night or she will slam my head against the keyboard weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why did the French person go to McDonalds?
It was French Fry-Day.
"Just like every other man I prefer casual Fridays when I finally don't have to wear my robe of snakes to work."
Me, Friday night in 1998: "I wish the music were louder and there were more people at this party."
Me, Friday night in 2018: "I wish this orange would peel itself."
"It’s 10:30 on Friday night. In my 20s, I’d be pregaming, pounding beers, getting ready to go out. At 41, I’ve already gone to bed and am only awake because I got up to go to the bathroom."
"I was shot point-blank in the back by a nerf gun so powerful it has a safety, how's your Friday night going?"
What’s Friday the 13th?
The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
On Casual Friday the 13th.
What do you put in your drink on Friday?
When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Friday is my second best f-word after food.
Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.
What type of meat do priests eat on good Friday?
How do you make a profit on Black Friday?
By completely ignoring the celebration.
What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th?
By their names.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What should you do when life gives you lemons?
Ask for more Friday nights instead.
What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights?
The next Friday night.
What is Friday’s favorite day?
Friday. It's just that good of a day.
What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal?
A deep fry-day.
What does God gift to hardworking people?
If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you. Tomorrow is Sadder Day.
Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday?
It Crêpe’d up on him.
"We’ve finally made it to the day we’ve all been waiting for!!!! Friday! Except it’s irrelevant to me cause I work every weekend!! Yeehaw for everyone else though."
What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?
Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
Saturday, because Friday is a weak day.
What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
Genes to work.
What did the accordion player say on Friday?
Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday.
Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th?
Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get.
I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious.
I’m just a little bit stitious..
Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th?
Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
What’s the best music to play on Friday night?
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.
Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
There was a dude, he was "Yo dude you wanna die?"
I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
What did the horse get for Black Friday?
When do rich people celebrate Black Friday?
What kind of beans do Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th prefer?
What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th?
They have a lot of hiccups.
What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started?
Why couldn't Friday lift the heavy weights?
Because it was a weak day.
Why was the hospital empty?
Because it is a feel-good Friday.
Why was everybody so worried about Friday?
Because it was Fatal Friday.
What is the thing that almost sounds unreal but is actually very real?
Where can you find a computer on Friday night?
At the disc-o.
What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday?
A cryday night.
How long is Monday from Friday night?
When can Monday feel better than a Friday?
What did Roman say on Good Friday?
What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
What do Catholic cows do on Fridays?
Chew their cod.
I just got a reminder in Outlook that Friday is World Sleep Day. I put it on snooze. I’m doing my bit.
What did the fruit ask at the end of the workweek?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?
How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday?
Friday is the name of his horse.
They asked me to follow my dreams this Friday. I went back to sleep right away.
Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?
They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.
Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.
Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday. This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
"It’s Friday and I finally got out of bed on time to get to work reasonably early. Please clap."
Monday: "Monday already? Where did the weekend go, I hate work."
Tuesday: "I guess this isn’t so bad, already Tuesday."
Wednesday: "IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY???"
Thursday: "Yessss, one more day till Friday."
Friday: "Finally Friday, almost time for the weekend."
This is how I feel every week
"Finally Friday fried furiously from freaking work."
"Awww yissssss it's Friday night and you know what that means but for me it's actually eating nachos and forcing my kids to watch me do early Britney Spears choreography."
When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks?
On Black Friday the 13th.
What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?
When did Rebecca Black buy the dress she wore in the Friday video?
On Black Friday.
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
What’s a chicken’s deadliest day?
Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday?
Geology museum because they get great shales there.
Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday?
They will have a blowout.
What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th?
Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th?
Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th?
Why did Friday go to visit a doctor?
He was week.
What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end?
Why was the student so happy to go back home from school?
Because it was Friyay.
Why could I not attend my friend's dumplings party on Saturday morning?
Because I had to wok on Friday night.
What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday?
He went home.
Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday?
Because it was a holy-day.
What do lonely single ladies do on a Friday night?
Netflix and Jill.
Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
They were all booked up.
Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday?
He ran out of steam.
What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
"It’s Friday morning so only 472 hours of work until the weekend is finally here."
"Finally made it to Friday!! But lord knows I don’t want to go into work."
"Shout out to folks who don't work but celebrate that it's finally Friday!"
What’s a burger chef’s favorite day of the week?
What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?
What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life?
What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday?
"Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!"
What is the greatest gift Friday can give?
How does Good Friday end?
With a 'y'.
I headed out before dawn today and braved some insane crowds, to snag some Black Friday deals. The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.