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Dear bars and restaurants, we do genuinely appreciate how hard you try to impress us. After the pandemic hit, it has been a continuous struggle to save your business and attract both workers and clients. So it's only normal to put that extra bit of effort into everything, from the thoughtful playlist to premium Marseille soap in the bathroom.

Some restaurant owners and chefs take the dining experience up to the next level and come up with very ingenious ways to serve their food. Think of starters served straight on the table, croquettes served in an iron mask and no, I am not kidding.

Thanks to the internet's beloved We Want Plates project founded by Ross McGinnes back in 2015, we now have a crazy collection of absurd food servings to scroll through. “It’s the global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars,” says its description and hey, thanks for the public service, you guys.

Psst! More hilarious food servings from We Want Plates can be found in our previous posts here, here and here.

More info: wewantplates.com | Reddit | Facebook | Instagram |Twitter

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The Juices Dripped Onto My Legs Through That Nice Crack In The Board

The Juices Dripped Onto My Legs Through That Nice Crack In The Board

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This Rose Flavored Chocolate Dessert That You Have To Lick Off Your Hands! (Miami)

This Rose Flavored Chocolate Dessert That You Have To Lick Off Your Hands! (Miami)

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Previously Bored Panda spoke with Ross McGinnes, the founder of the ‘We Want Plates’ community. Ross started the campaign in 2015 after a friend posted a picture of an average-sized steak on Facebook, which had been served to him on a large chopping board.

“It was captioned, unironically, 'That is a big meal!' It wasn't a big meal—he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense,” he recounted. Then, Ross searched Twitter for an account which would allow him to vent his spleen with like-minded people, but he found nothing. That’s how We Want Plates was created. Today, the project has 900,000 followers across Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Reddit.

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Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition

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You Could Order Barbie Meat At A Chinese Hot Pot Restaurant My Sis-In-Law Went To Last Night

You Could Order Barbie Meat At A Chinese Hot Pot Restaurant My Sis-In-Law Went To Last Night

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Pagan Priestess Barbie! (Sacrificial sickle sold seperstely.)

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Amina Hays
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody's "pretending Lady Gaga created this". I'm not at all a fan of hers but way more people know who Lady Gaga is, than Jana Sterbak. If anything, she's created a conversation which could lead people looking into the dress, discovering it's actually the work of a certain artist and researching and learning about that artist. I really abhor this term so I don't mean it lightly when I say, stop gate keeping art. Be it in the form of music, sculpture etc. It's a really pretentious and gross thing to do. Yeah yeah, we get it. You know who a particular obscure artist is, well done, have a cookie.

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never thought I'd see a Barbie doll used for anything worse than a toilet cozy. I stand corrected.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Preposterous! What nonsense is this? Plus Barbie needs a hair net.

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Bryn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NGL, that would be pretty cool. It looks like it would be easy to pick up the meat, and it's a unique presentation that doesn't hurt or hinder you.

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Shirley Heyn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would never return to any of these places, just quickly put them out of business!

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Katinka Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first one that is actually pretty. Still disgusting, though.

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Logic and Reason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t like it. I don’t agree with it. But I respect it.

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That plastic/polymer aftertaste soaked in from the doll is sublime.

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Brian Bennett
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What the hell does it look like cooked be damned if I'd eat raw pork - come to think of it maybe its only barbie they cook!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't know what you're talking about, educate yourself before opening your mouth (or use your keyboard in this instance). It's a Hot Pot where you cook the stuff yourself, look it up.

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McGinnes also noted that some restaurants put food on strange things because they want to try to impress their customers. Sometimes, that turns against them. “My local pub used to do a great Sunday roast: twelve quid, piled high, tasted great and yes, it came on a plate. One weekend they added a quirky offering to the menu: little sandwiches, pies, dainty cakes and mini milkshakes served on a miniature picnic bench. The benches, painted bright pink and yellow, sat on top of tables seating actual grown adults. And what was the first thing these infantilized diners did? It wasn't to try the food—it was to whip out their phones and take a picture.”

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So I Went To Alinea This Weekend

So I Went To Alinea This Weekend

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just pretentious. Am I supposed to lean over the table and risk getting my arms all dirty just for more blueberries lol.

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Pasta, Sauce, Bread. In A Wire Cone

Pasta, Sauce, Bread. In A Wire Cone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one of the more ridiculous trends unfortunately. i keep seeing this and can't grasp the "why" of it at all....

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Breakfast In A Egg Carton

Breakfast In A Egg Carton

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“Over the following months the picnic benches became increasingly popular, coinciding with the specials board becoming progressively smaller, before it eventually disappeared altogether,” Ross told us. He remembered sitting there one Sunday, watching bench after garish bench emerge from the kitchen like a technicolor carnival of idiocy, before his usual roast arrived.

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Dinner With A Side Of Tetanus Anyone?

Dinner With A Side Of Tetanus Anyone?

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#11

A Friend Ordered Tiramisu In Scotland. Why Sugar The Lid?

A Friend Ordered Tiramisu In Scotland. Why Sugar The Lid?

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Friend Of Mine Went To A Restaurant And Their Starter Came In A Book

Friend Of Mine Went To A Restaurant And Their Starter Came In A Book

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“The meat was cold and the potatoes were burnt. It was once their main Sunday trade, but the traditional roast had died an unpalatable death. But that’s OK because they were doing a roaring trade with the benches, right? Sure, until the pub down the road started doing them too. Then the one around the corner.”

Ross recounted that before you know it, everyone’s doing the same ‘quirky’ thing. “Except it’s not ‘quirky’ anymore because you can’t move for mini picnic benches and now all their roast dinners are rubbish to boot,” he told us.

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Plates Shouldn’t Fall Over When You Stab Them With A Fork

Plates Shouldn’t Fall Over When You Stab Them With A Fork

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When asked for food served in a stable way, this restaurant would bring straw and horses instead of plates.

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#14

Uhm.. How Do I Drink It..?

Uhm.. How Do I Drink It..?

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#15

Our Corn Chips Came In A Rusty Bucket

Our Corn Chips Came In A Rusty Bucket

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The Croquette In The Iron Mask

The Croquette In The Iron Mask

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, would be fun if every time you pick one up, the tongue goes in to retrieve one more

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#17

Lunch Served On A Heavy Stone? I Felt Bad For My Server Who Had To Carry It

Lunch Served On A Heavy Stone? I Felt Bad For My Server Who Had To Carry It

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#18

Crepes Served As Babushka Barbe

Crepes Served As Babushka Barbe

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#19

My Meal Was Served In A Folded License Plate. I Mean I Guess It Is A Plate In A Way

My Meal Was Served In A Folded License Plate. I Mean I Guess It Is A Plate In A Way

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#20

Friend's Mother Went To A Restaurant And Got A Glass Of Pasta! Upside Down!

Friend's Mother Went To A Restaurant And Got A Glass Of Pasta! Upside Down!

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#23

My Boyfriends Ice-Cream Came In A Little Metal Tub, But Mine Came In A Little Plastic Wheelbarrow

My Boyfriends Ice-Cream Came In A Little Metal Tub, But Mine Came In A Little Plastic Wheelbarrow

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I’d Send This Back. This Replaced An Amazing Restaurant In My Town That Was Killed By Covid

I’d Send This Back. This Replaced An Amazing Restaurant In My Town That Was Killed By Covid

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Spaghetti-No

Spaghetti-No

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#27

Pasta Flight, Ended Up Everywhere

Pasta Flight, Ended Up Everywhere

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ridiculously unnecessary, not practical for guests and too much idiotic work for the kitchen. The chef here is a jerk.

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#28

My “Flying“ Noodles. They Where Cold Within A Minute

My “Flying“ Noodles. They Where Cold Within A Minute

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#30

Kids Food On Dvd-Case (Photo From Restaurants Own Page)

Kids Food On Dvd-Case (Photo From Restaurants Own Page)

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#32

Removing Splinters With Greasy Fingers

Removing Splinters With Greasy Fingers

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#33

We Want Tables?

We Want Tables?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually was planning to do my garden table somewhat like this, with left over 'green roof' materials. I hate mowing and grass, so it would be Sedums; the problem it it's either boring or very uneven.

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I Swear, It's A Chocolate Mousse And Pop-Corn On A Wooden Board....

I Swear, It's A Chocolate Mousse And Pop-Corn On A Wooden Board....

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#35

Flattened Chips Due To The Weight

Flattened Chips Due To The Weight

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#36

I Guess We Are Serving Fish On Fish Bones?!

I Guess We Are Serving Fish On Fish Bones?!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should I quit my job, and become a professional fish skeleton cleaner?

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#37

Aah Yes, I Finally Experienced The Classic Shovel Plate

Aah Yes, I Finally Experienced The Classic Shovel Plate

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#38

An Actual Non Stick Pan, Instead Of A Plate

An Actual Non Stick Pan, Instead Of A Plate

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Horatio Jay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's bowel cancer waiting to happen. Never use metal on non-stick cookware, kids.

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This Would Be Embarrassing

This Would Be Embarrassing

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#40

So This Is Supposed To Be The Best Way To Eat Caviar...

So This Is Supposed To Be The Best Way To Eat Caviar...

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