Food - any substance consumed to provide nutritional support for an organism. Food can be hot, and it can be cold; food can also be raw or in the form of a dish that’s prepared in some very complex way to arouse your emotions with its glorious taste and smell. It can also be a frozen pizza thrown into an oven at around 3:00 in the morning. There’s also a different kind of food - food for thought or a matter for laughs. And out of all these options of comestibles, we are picking the latter one to talk about, and it is food puns - a substance for laughs - that we are dedicating this article to.
And how could we not cover this topic when edible matter is such a vital part of our lives! Even if you’ve declared your indifference to the stuff you eat, you still have your favorite dishes, you still spend a good chunk of your day thinking about it, and you still take some time to eat. And if you do care about your meals, then it is a whole different story - not only do you give your most careful thoughts to the subject, but you might also be modeling your entire schedule around when to cook, what to eat, and to always have the time for it. Also, no matter into which category you fall, jokes are always a nice form to express your thoughts, and puns are, by far, the best way to do it. Hence, here are the food puns that we’ve scavenged throughout the internet for and are proudly presenting to you now!
So, just a bit further down, you’ll find a galore of funny food puns - from the ones dedicated to various cheeses to those talking about fruits and veggies. There are also clever wordplays dedicated to separate meals - you’ll find dinner puns, breakfast ones, and, of course, supper. As per usual, we’ve tried our best to cover every subject of the topic, but if we’ve missed something important, add your funny puns in the comments! Also, be sure to vote for the food puns that you giggled at the most, and share this article with your connoisseur friends!
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If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!
Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why does yogurt love going to the museum?
Because it's cultured.
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?
Holy Guacamole.
What do you call a violent breakfast food?
A cereal killer.
Why can't you trust tacos?
Because they tend to spill the beans.
Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did bread break up with margarine?
For a butter lover.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What did the hot-dog bun say to the sourdough?
You're my roll model.
Why did the ice-cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
How did the cheddar profess his love?
"I don't want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together."
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
What's an apple's favorite compliment?
You're awesome to the core.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?
Oolong time.
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.
I told her I'd seen better synonym buns. The neighbor's excuse: "These-are-rus'tic" [thesaurus]
When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.
Where did the lettuce go to grab a drink?
The Salad Bar.
Why wasn't the lettuce allowed into the nightclub? Because they had a salad bar.
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?
To close for comfort food.
What's a chicken's least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Did you hear how they caught the great produce bandit? He stopped to take a leek.
After all I've seen I just hope you will find inner peas.
Why did the gardener quit?
Because his celery wasn't high enough.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.
When people ask me, why I only ate seafood and veggies at the dinner? I say that I am a mussel-lim!
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They're always raisinet!
What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog?
It could always be wurst.
Thanks for pudding up with me, I really appreciate it.
Yeah, well, thanks a latte.
What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
Pulled-Pork.
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
What happens when veggies throw a party?
They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?
The radish.
I like it specifically bc everyone in my family loves radishes & I despise them all.
Why did the butcher work overtime last week?
To make ends meat.
Leave it, it’s nacho your problem.
One of my daughters favorite shirts was a lady nacho tray & it said I'm nacho girlfriend
Sometimes it feels like you don’t carrot all...
Don't worry, they'll love me, I’m a real funghi!
I was a funghi before I broke my PlayStation Portobello... now I'm just cremini mushroom.
Everybody! Romaine calm!
*Michael Scott every day*
"That’s what cheese said!"
The man has been found guilty for a salt with a deadly weapon.
What do you call a sad cheese?
A Blue cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Control your tempura please! This kind of beehive-ior will not be tolerated.
You’re simply the zest.
🎵You're simply the zest 🎶 Butter than all the rest 🎶 Cheddar than anyone 🎶 Jelly (pun) I ever met 🎶 I'm stuck on your cart 🎶 I hang on every curd you say 🎶 Pear us apart 🎶 Baby, I would rather be spread 🎶
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
"Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
Cakes are the best, you butter believe it.
Those dark clouds and pouring rain got me feeling a little melon-choly.
What do you get if you cross a melon with a cauliflower? Very, very sad.
Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!
What happened at the fire station in Eggland when the alarm went off? They scrambled.
They seem bored, let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
I have so mushroom in my heart.
Good, cause I've been searching for a place to cremini.
Kiwi be friends?
If you are talking kiwi friends that means i have already consumed them
Every older generation says that the younger ones should be grapeful and value their thyme.
What do you call a sad raspberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a talking, texting and surfing berry? A Blackberry.
My favorite "Avengers" actor was Robert Brownie Jr.
I believe I doughnot belong here...
In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
Time fries when I’m with you.
The worst nightmare I've ever had is when I was berried alive.
Always take the path of yeast resistance.
My heart beets for you and only you.
So many of these are like classroom exchange Valentine cards. I read them and all I see are real pics of food with googly eyes edited on them
What did I do wrong? I’m so corn-fused...
I’m usually vegetarian but last night I decided to eat some fish just for the halibut.
I love Melon DeGeneres! She's my favorite wok show host.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
Last spring I was dancing around the maypole when I noticed a mysterious sticky substance. After further investigation I found it was simply just maypole syrup.
Why did Ben take out a prune? Because he couldn't get a date... Haven't read ALL of the ones above, so call me lazy or simply impatient if it was allready posred. I,myself, however call it having a threshold on how much humor I can take before it becomes a task. But that's just me having a short attention span
Bread dough: "You're just too clingy." Baker: "But you don't understand how much I knead you? "
So. Very. Bad. Someone got a preschool joke book for Christmas? Lots of these aren't even proper puns.
Last spring I was dancing around the maypole when I noticed a mysterious sticky substance. After further investigation I found it was simply just maypole syrup.
Why did Ben take out a prune? Because he couldn't get a date... Haven't read ALL of the ones above, so call me lazy or simply impatient if it was allready posred. I,myself, however call it having a threshold on how much humor I can take before it becomes a task. But that's just me having a short attention span
Bread dough: "You're just too clingy." Baker: "But you don't understand how much I knead you? "
So. Very. Bad. Someone got a preschool joke book for Christmas? Lots of these aren't even proper puns.
