We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.
While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.
However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...
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Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.
Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!
Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?
Eww, I will NEVER be able to get that image out of my mind!!!!!!!!!
I really wish I did not read this. Now I am imagining how the snot would have tasted. Argh. You ruined my breakfast.
Did you spit it straight back into his face and then report him, why was he not wearing a mask ?, not a very hygienic dentist .
Eeesh yh imma b sicc for da rest of da day wat wzz hzz reactiin afta???
A dentist doesn't clean your teeth, a hygienist does. Number two, this is fake because dentists, dental assistants, and dental hygienists all wear masks while they are working on patients. If your dental providers aren't, get a new dentist. Gross!
Oh God! Someone pass the mind bleach so I can remove the stain this post has left in my brain!!!
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." Master Oogway
A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!
I call b******t. The vet would have realized that it was the wrong cat.
I could relate. My older sister had a huge graduation party where she received over $2000 in cash as gifts. I got dinner at Bennigan's.
That creep! I'd say "soon your face will be bruised with my FIST"
You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..
Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore
Always listen to your family and friends about the people you date. They see things you're blind to only because you cannot be objective about the people you are in love with.
maybe she has been abused. don't take it personal. do everything you can to take care of her emotionally
Always always always ask a persons before listing them as a reference. Best of luck
have some fun with it and break up with him every day for the next week. come up with a new reason every day
That's why you put the bags in your car and take them to any store with a dumpster. Use your brain.
it could be worse. she didn't ask how soon a paternity test could be done
Well, how do you expect to succeed if they don't give you the right tools to succeed?
Okay, the one with the wrong cat being taken to the vet to put down ... that's f*cked up.
I don't think that was true, any competent vet would've realized they had the wrong cat, plus, if the tumour was so bad you'd be able to see it anyways
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What's with the people who are voting "You deserve it"?! As if they could possibly have enough information about the OP to know what they deserve! Then again, what's with me bothering to think logical thoughts about something that is highly likely fake anyway?!
I was very shocked by those people too. Probably some ugly frustrated people living in their parents basement who feel like they are better than others hidden behind their screens. All those stories were seriously touching and clearly none of these people deserved what happened to them. It's so cruel to say that!
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The amount of 'You deserved it' was more surprising to me somehow....
While I do believe some of these are made up there' plenty of vile behaviour to be horrified at. Especially the family stuff. Would a woman really name her child after the dead baby of her sister?!?! (And should such a sociopath really procreate??)
I had some loud laughs here ... the tampon incidence made me gasp for air! Still ... some stories are just too awful to have laugh and some j6st have to be made up (hopefully).
The Internet...makes your own misery acceptable because you know there are othet people who suffet more. And if that did not help, there still are videos of kitten.
First, the power goes out thanks to Erma, then the fridge leaked, causing the floor to bend up. The guys who had to rip up the floor found asbestos in the floor. They finally ripped up all the floor in the family room and kitchen. There are now unstable spots that make me fear that someone is going to fall through it. FML.
Okay, the one with the wrong cat being taken to the vet to put down ... that's f*cked up.
I don't think that was true, any competent vet would've realized they had the wrong cat, plus, if the tumour was so bad you'd be able to see it anyways
Load More Replies... What's with the people who are voting "You deserve it"?! As if they could possibly have enough information about the OP to know what they deserve! Then again, what's with me bothering to think logical thoughts about something that is highly likely fake anyway?!
I was very shocked by those people too. Probably some ugly frustrated people living in their parents basement who feel like they are better than others hidden behind their screens. All those stories were seriously touching and clearly none of these people deserved what happened to them. It's so cruel to say that!
Load More Replies... The amount of 'You deserved it' was more surprising to me somehow....
While I do believe some of these are made up there' plenty of vile behaviour to be horrified at. Especially the family stuff. Would a woman really name her child after the dead baby of her sister?!?! (And should such a sociopath really procreate??)
I had some loud laughs here ... the tampon incidence made me gasp for air! Still ... some stories are just too awful to have laugh and some j6st have to be made up (hopefully).
The Internet...makes your own misery acceptable because you know there are othet people who suffet more. And if that did not help, there still are videos of kitten.
First, the power goes out thanks to Erma, then the fridge leaked, causing the floor to bend up. The guys who had to rip up the floor found asbestos in the floor. They finally ripped up all the floor in the family room and kitchen. There are now unstable spots that make me fear that someone is going to fall through it. FML.
