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Someone Challenges People To Google ‘Florida Man’ Plus Their Birthday, Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses
Do you believe that the stars determine your fate? I don't. But this internet challenge got me to rethink my beliefs. Even if for a little while. I just didn't want to miss out on the fun everyone's having on Twitter. And tumblr. And pretty much everywhere on the internet. People are googling the term "Florida Man" plus their birthday (the year is optional) and the news story or stories that show up in the results are what defines their future. Mine was "Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor." Classic Florida man. Scroll down to check out what others got and tell us your fortune in the comments!
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The 'Florida Man' meme became popular after someone created an entire Twitter account, dedicated solely to collecting news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida.
The @_FloridaMan Twitter feed was launched on January 26th, 2013 and the account received over 64,000 followers in just a month.
Now, the Florida Man even has his own subreddit with 443k subscribers. The meme is even entering popular culture. On February 2nd, 2015, filmmaker Sean Dunne released a documentary titled "Florida Man," which features interviews with eccentric residents of the wacky state. Moreover, on March 10th, 2015, the Orlando Sentinel reported that the Tampa-based craft brewery company Cigar City Brewing has launched a beer brand named "Florida Man Double IPA" in tribute to the meme, with the bottle packaging featuring a photoshopped image of Ricky Lee Kalichun's mugshot from @_FloridaMan's Twitter profile picture.
Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.
That quote is the best...FL normal...new one! Luv it.
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There's a minute long video of this guy. I can't figure out how to put the link here. Look on YouTube:)
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=doorbell+licker&&view=detail&mid=0D042E54C136B27DAE2C0D042E54C136B27DAE2C&&FORM=VRDGAR
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maybe he has that one thing, where you are in love with objects...? No?
Hmm...bath salts by any chance? For that same weird activity to occur on opposite coasts, around the same time? Odd, very odd.
Back to mentioning whack-a-doodle-doo central CA..that recently happened in that region.
These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!
"February 3: Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" uh what
And "Florida Man Drives His Ford F-150 Onto a Toyota Camry to Protect His Family" along with "Florida man accused of stalking Lana Del Rey arrested outside of concert, police say" damn people do crazy things on my birthday
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Florida Man Learns the Hard Way that He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
rattle snake carrying Florida man claims to be 'agent of God' : february 18
not my birthday but i found it too hilarious : Florida man beats ATM , says it gave too much cash.
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"Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving a "footmobile" " LOL what?
"a police officer in Port St. Lucie, Florida, wound up eyeing more than he bargained for after pulled over an erratically-driven pickup truck...only to find the half-naked driver surrounded by sex paraphernalia and clad in underwear marked "Breathalyzer," with the phrase "Blow Me" near his genitals." Florida-ma...bf-png.jpg 
September 19: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal. Woohoo!
"Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Miniature Horse on Multiple Occasions".
Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate
"Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants" I don't even want to know
30 december - ‘Florida man intentionally locks keys in car so cops can’t search it’
I can't find any of the actual stuff?? All I find is articles about the trend of people searching this up
I'm starting to think the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really from Florida.
"Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators" What the hell?
August 19 : Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Florida Man rides Manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.. Ooh poor manatee...
Florida man tries to chew off fingerprints to avoid police ID Varighet: 00:29 02.08.2015 It didn't work.
My science teacher doesn't have fingerprints, they were burned of because he didn't wear gloves during experiments
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Don't know if it was here, I got bored after a while, but here you go: February 25: Florida man vapes semen. ... ... XD
September 20th: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 180920-nak...1966a1.jpg 
April 14 Florida man pretending to be a cop tried pulling over two detectives
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Florida Man Won’t Let Hurricane Get in the Way of Screaming “D***s Out for Harambe” on Live TV Oct. 6
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches cool haha
August 24: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
February 12: Florida man throws burrito in woman’s face, cops say. And this has happened before. (FYI: it was a Taco Bell burrito) Screen-Sho...4e-png.jpg 
May 12 - Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia(I dunno , did I type it wrong in google?)
June 1- Florida man flashing cash on face book live interrupted by police
i am so sad. i tried googling florida man august 25 and nothing showed up. :(
Never fear, I found yours! "A man thought female drivers are 'incompetent' - so he them while driving" Idk if they are FL men, but its something!
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Florida man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act - August 23 Wtf is happening to society 😂
hahah mine Is 'florid man wanted to prove independence to his mom so he tried to rob a gas station police say'
March 16: Florida man caught with penis in one hand and pickle in other
January 29 Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion
“Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation” oookayyyy. Also “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar” now that’s just animal cruelty 😢
May 4: Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say
mine: February 17: Florida Man causes thousands of dollars in damage trying to kill "demons" and my brother's: July 12: Florida Man with no arms stabs tourist with scissors.
March 2009 Florida man, former cop's 'dying for 25 years' claim stalls child sex abuse trial for decades
I got this one: https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/WATCH--Florida-man-jumps-into-crocodile-pit-gets-bit-jumps-out-claims-held-captive-499928661.html
August 21: Florida man pretends to be a middle school student to join youth football league. what
November 24: Florida man gets attacked by a crazy squirrel 'gone nuts'. It was raised by his neighbour. What.
Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand. Florida man used dirty pool to baptize boy. Florida Woman Bit Off Babysitter’s Lip During Fight Over Crying Child. Florida man on ‘Molly’ chased ghosts with machete, endangered kids. Florida Man Says Cops Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth and Arrested Him. July 29 was a crazy day for Florida.
May 21 st- Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from Hmm, sex education in the United States sounds whacky...
May 14: Milton, FL man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/24/trump-will-handle-this-florida-man-tried-force-iraqi-family-out-his-neighborhood-police-say/
May 17- Florida man attacked by 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts. Apparently the squirrel was raised but their neighbor
I did it. It's wonderful: October 3 Florida: Man offered $200K to buy 8-year-old girl from mother at Walmart, police say.
Mine is florida man is arrested after he steals after a job interview-december 5th
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon :D
Oh yeah, I heard he was inspired by that episode of CSI - fellow commits suicide by handgun, makes it look like murder bc he has a helium balloon carry the gun away. It's kind of brilliant.
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I am never going to Florida XD (MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT)
"Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies | The Smoking Gun" for april 17 So random xD
November 10 - Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery August 21
October 10 Florida man accused of forcing a small alligator to drink beer what the f**k why he do dis
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with a can of beans by the local deputy
April 23: Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911 (march 15)
September 15: Florida man suspected for smelling a woman's feet at a library. Somebody has a foot fetish.
"June 24: Florida Man kills his 74-year-old grandmother in her nudist colony" WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn
SEPTEMBER 6 nude florida man starts house fire while baking cookies
October 27: Florida man charged after 14 pipe bombs sent to Trump critics. Ok then...
florida man claims to see cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
January 3: Florida Man Asks Wife and Friend For a Threesome Then Swings His Bat At Them . Source: https://www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com/florida-man-asks-wife-and-friend-for-a-threesome-then-swings-his-bat-at-them/
September 13, 2018 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A man has been sentenced to 92 years in prison for a series of violent crimes in South Florida. A judge in Fort Lauderdale sentenced 23-year-old De Andre Smith Thursday after a jury found him guilty on eight federal charges in July. According to court records, Smith beat an IT technician with a firearm last December. The victim’s eye was amputated shortly afterward. Eight days later, authorities say Smith robbed a vehicle at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale then drove to nearby Davie, where he robbed two restaurants. Surveillance video obtained by local news outlets shows a masked man jumping over the counter while pointing a firearm at employees and then fleeing with cash.
Florida man stands in fire chanting gibberish. Sums up my personality completely 😂 🔥🔥😈🔥🔥
My BF: Florida man stages suicide with 'CSI: Las Vegas' balloon scheme to make it appear as a murder, cops say (July 18) Me: Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool (March 31)
July 23rd Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
APRIL 17--A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”
Well: "Four cross-dressing bandits convicted for jewelry store heists" Cool huh? :D
Mine was just about this challenge, first one not about the challenge was Florida man accused of killing his teenage daughter and niece
August 2: I got "Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart", Honestly, i don't get it.
"Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say," 10News February 19, 2019 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
florida-man-dies-in-explosion-after-attempting-to-microwave-a-microwave/
October 14, 2018 BRISTOL, Tenn. (AP) -- A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chainsaw has had to have his leg amputated. The Bristol Herald Courier reports that a warrant for 76-year-old Douglas Ferguson couldn’t be served until Tuesday because of the severity of his injuries. According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers were called to a home on June 28 and found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chainsaw while his son mowed the yard.
"Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses". It's hard to google it as top results are reserved for the challenge itself.
I actually did it... I got florida man arrested for throwing sausage at his mom...
September 15 - Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. Hilarious.
"Florida man makes beer run with huge alligator in hand." There was a video. Really.
July 18: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say. 🎈☠️
June 8: Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters. LOL
25th October: Florida man arrested in connection with pipe bombs sent to Trump critics
Omg lmao I LOVE mine! "Florida man arrested for pelting his mother with sausages" - October 11
I just did my mother's. I like hers more "Florida Man arrested for trying to exchange marijuana for food at McDonalds" - Dec 17
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A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship." Well that escalated quickly *laughs*
https://www.google.se/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/us/live-news/tropical-storm-hurricane-michael-florida/index.html
Well I guess this ain't happening for me, since the first 5 pages of google search are about the florida man challenge going viral :-(
April 11: Florida man shot after beating estranged wife's boyfriend with a bat, lighting fire to house. Wow
June 9: 'Florida man arrested for dialing 911 when he wanted wodka' and 'Florida man arrested for mid-flight battery against flight attendant'
"Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say"
April 8, 2014 A Florida man is behind bars after police accused him of phoning in a bomb threat to their Orlando office, an allegation the man claims is completely false.
No pun intended... nov 14 Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
November 14 FLORIDA MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
"jacksonville baseball team to host "florida man" night".... yeah.... awesome.... (July 26)
December 3, "Florida man put semen into co-worker's water" WTH dude!
April 27: Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
May 28: FL man arrested for jacking off at bus stop after telling the cops he’s Capt Kirk
February 12: Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog WHY? POOR PUPPER!
October 31st: Florida Man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well for "bragging rights". Oh dear~
October 8: Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
BTW there's a whole website dedicated to Florida Men happenings. https://floridaman.com/
Searched Florida Man March 23 and this came up www.eventbrite.com/e/downtown-tour-florida-man-edition-tickets-52562995334?aff=eb
November 6: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen. Lol!
mine is somewhat weird: October 24, Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes. XD
October 28th: Florida man sentenced for plot to blow up Target stores.
All I got was links to Florida man challenge. Got tired of scrolling down before I found anything interesting 😕
BREAKING NEWS! - Florida Man saves planet earth from SJWs. We can finally have humor again!
"February 3: Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" uh what
And "Florida Man Drives His Ford F-150 Onto a Toyota Camry to Protect His Family" along with "Florida man accused of stalking Lana Del Rey arrested outside of concert, police say" damn people do crazy things on my birthday
Load More Replies... Florida Man Learns the Hard Way that He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
rattle snake carrying Florida man claims to be 'agent of God' : february 18
not my birthday but i found it too hilarious : Florida man beats ATM , says it gave too much cash.
Load More Replies... "Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving a "footmobile" " LOL what?
"a police officer in Port St. Lucie, Florida, wound up eyeing more than he bargained for after pulled over an erratically-driven pickup truck...only to find the half-naked driver surrounded by sex paraphernalia and clad in underwear marked "Breathalyzer," with the phrase "Blow Me" near his genitals." Florida-ma...bf-png.jpg
September 19: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal. Woohoo!
"Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Miniature Horse on Multiple Occasions".
Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate
"Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants" I don't even want to know
30 december - ‘Florida man intentionally locks keys in car so cops can’t search it’
I can't find any of the actual stuff?? All I find is articles about the trend of people searching this up
I'm starting to think the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really from Florida.
"Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators" What the hell?
August 19 : Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Florida Man rides Manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.. Ooh poor manatee...
Florida man tries to chew off fingerprints to avoid police ID Varighet: 00:29 02.08.2015 It didn't work.
My science teacher doesn't have fingerprints, they were burned of because he didn't wear gloves during experiments
Load More Replies... Don't know if it was here, I got bored after a while, but here you go: February 25: Florida man vapes semen. ... ... XD
September 20th: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 180920-nak...1966a1.jpg
April 14 Florida man pretending to be a cop tried pulling over two detectives
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Florida Man Won’t Let Hurricane Get in the Way of Screaming “D***s Out for Harambe” on Live TV Oct. 6
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches cool haha
August 24: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
February 12: Florida man throws burrito in woman’s face, cops say. And this has happened before. (FYI: it was a Taco Bell burrito) Screen-Sho...4e-png.jpg
May 12 - Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia(I dunno , did I type it wrong in google?)
June 1- Florida man flashing cash on face book live interrupted by police
i am so sad. i tried googling florida man august 25 and nothing showed up. :(
Never fear, I found yours! "A man thought female drivers are 'incompetent' - so he them while driving" Idk if they are FL men, but its something!
Load More Replies... Florida man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act - August 23 Wtf is happening to society 😂
hahah mine Is 'florid man wanted to prove independence to his mom so he tried to rob a gas station police say'
March 16: Florida man caught with penis in one hand and pickle in other
January 29 Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion
“Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation” oookayyyy. Also “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar” now that’s just animal cruelty 😢
May 4: Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say
mine: February 17: Florida Man causes thousands of dollars in damage trying to kill "demons" and my brother's: July 12: Florida Man with no arms stabs tourist with scissors.
March 2009 Florida man, former cop's 'dying for 25 years' claim stalls child sex abuse trial for decades
I got this one: https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/WATCH--Florida-man-jumps-into-crocodile-pit-gets-bit-jumps-out-claims-held-captive-499928661.html
August 21: Florida man pretends to be a middle school student to join youth football league. what
November 24: Florida man gets attacked by a crazy squirrel 'gone nuts'. It was raised by his neighbour. What.
Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand. Florida man used dirty pool to baptize boy. Florida Woman Bit Off Babysitter’s Lip During Fight Over Crying Child. Florida man on ‘Molly’ chased ghosts with machete, endangered kids. Florida Man Says Cops Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth and Arrested Him. July 29 was a crazy day for Florida.
May 21 st- Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from Hmm, sex education in the United States sounds whacky...
May 14: Milton, FL man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/24/trump-will-handle-this-florida-man-tried-force-iraqi-family-out-his-neighborhood-police-say/
May 17- Florida man attacked by 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts. Apparently the squirrel was raised but their neighbor
I did it. It's wonderful: October 3 Florida: Man offered $200K to buy 8-year-old girl from mother at Walmart, police say.
Mine is florida man is arrested after he steals after a job interview-december 5th
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon :D
Oh yeah, I heard he was inspired by that episode of CSI - fellow commits suicide by handgun, makes it look like murder bc he has a helium balloon carry the gun away. It's kind of brilliant.
Load More Replies... I am never going to Florida XD (MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT)
"Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies | The Smoking Gun" for april 17 So random xD
November 10 - Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery August 21
October 10 Florida man accused of forcing a small alligator to drink beer what the f**k why he do dis
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with a can of beans by the local deputy
April 23: Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911 (march 15)
September 15: Florida man suspected for smelling a woman's feet at a library. Somebody has a foot fetish.
"June 24: Florida Man kills his 74-year-old grandmother in her nudist colony" WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn
SEPTEMBER 6 nude florida man starts house fire while baking cookies
October 27: Florida man charged after 14 pipe bombs sent to Trump critics. Ok then...
florida man claims to see cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
January 3: Florida Man Asks Wife and Friend For a Threesome Then Swings His Bat At Them . Source: https://www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com/florida-man-asks-wife-and-friend-for-a-threesome-then-swings-his-bat-at-them/
September 13, 2018 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A man has been sentenced to 92 years in prison for a series of violent crimes in South Florida. A judge in Fort Lauderdale sentenced 23-year-old De Andre Smith Thursday after a jury found him guilty on eight federal charges in July. According to court records, Smith beat an IT technician with a firearm last December. The victim’s eye was amputated shortly afterward. Eight days later, authorities say Smith robbed a vehicle at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale then drove to nearby Davie, where he robbed two restaurants. Surveillance video obtained by local news outlets shows a masked man jumping over the counter while pointing a firearm at employees and then fleeing with cash.
Florida man stands in fire chanting gibberish. Sums up my personality completely 😂 🔥🔥😈🔥🔥
My BF: Florida man stages suicide with 'CSI: Las Vegas' balloon scheme to make it appear as a murder, cops say (July 18) Me: Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool (March 31)
July 23rd Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
APRIL 17--A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”
Well: "Four cross-dressing bandits convicted for jewelry store heists" Cool huh? :D
Mine was just about this challenge, first one not about the challenge was Florida man accused of killing his teenage daughter and niece
August 2: I got "Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart", Honestly, i don't get it.
"Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say," 10News February 19, 2019 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
florida-man-dies-in-explosion-after-attempting-to-microwave-a-microwave/
October 14, 2018 BRISTOL, Tenn. (AP) -- A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chainsaw has had to have his leg amputated. The Bristol Herald Courier reports that a warrant for 76-year-old Douglas Ferguson couldn’t be served until Tuesday because of the severity of his injuries. According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers were called to a home on June 28 and found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chainsaw while his son mowed the yard.
"Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses". It's hard to google it as top results are reserved for the challenge itself.
I actually did it... I got florida man arrested for throwing sausage at his mom...
September 15 - Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. Hilarious.
"Florida man makes beer run with huge alligator in hand." There was a video. Really.
July 18: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say. 🎈☠️
June 8: Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters. LOL
25th October: Florida man arrested in connection with pipe bombs sent to Trump critics
Omg lmao I LOVE mine! "Florida man arrested for pelting his mother with sausages" - October 11
I just did my mother's. I like hers more "Florida Man arrested for trying to exchange marijuana for food at McDonalds" - Dec 17
Load More Replies... A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship." Well that escalated quickly *laughs*
https://www.google.se/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/us/live-news/tropical-storm-hurricane-michael-florida/index.html
Well I guess this ain't happening for me, since the first 5 pages of google search are about the florida man challenge going viral :-(
April 11: Florida man shot after beating estranged wife's boyfriend with a bat, lighting fire to house. Wow
June 9: 'Florida man arrested for dialing 911 when he wanted wodka' and 'Florida man arrested for mid-flight battery against flight attendant'
"Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say"
April 8, 2014 A Florida man is behind bars after police accused him of phoning in a bomb threat to their Orlando office, an allegation the man claims is completely false.
No pun intended... nov 14 Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
November 14 FLORIDA MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
"jacksonville baseball team to host "florida man" night".... yeah.... awesome.... (July 26)
December 3, "Florida man put semen into co-worker's water" WTH dude!
April 27: Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
May 28: FL man arrested for jacking off at bus stop after telling the cops he’s Capt Kirk
February 12: Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog WHY? POOR PUPPER!
October 31st: Florida Man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well for "bragging rights". Oh dear~
October 8: Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
BTW there's a whole website dedicated to Florida Men happenings. https://floridaman.com/
Searched Florida Man March 23 and this came up www.eventbrite.com/e/downtown-tour-florida-man-edition-tickets-52562995334?aff=eb
November 6: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen. Lol!
mine is somewhat weird: October 24, Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes. XD
October 28th: Florida man sentenced for plot to blow up Target stores.
All I got was links to Florida man challenge. Got tired of scrolling down before I found anything interesting 😕
BREAKING NEWS! - Florida Man saves planet earth from SJWs. We can finally have humor again!
