Do you believe that the stars determine your fate? I don't. But this internet challenge got me to rethink my beliefs. Even if for a little while. I just didn't want to miss out on the fun everyone's having on Twitter. And tumblr. And pretty much everywhere on the internet. People are googling the term "Florida Man" plus their birthday (the year is optional) and the news story or stories that show up in the results are what defines their future. Mine was "Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor." Classic Florida man. Scroll down to check out what others got and tell us your fortune in the comments!

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Lotte 8 months ago

I spit my water out while reading rip my laptop

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panda_legerdemain 8 months ago

Atleast its heartwarming and not crazy

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The 'Florida Man' meme became popular after someone created an entire Twitter account, dedicated solely to collecting news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida. 

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Luis Milian 8 months ago

not all of us Floridians are crazy. lol

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panda_legerdemain 8 months ago

Hehe

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The @_FloridaMan Twitter feed was launched on January 26th, 2013 and the account received over 64,000 followers in just a month.

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Veronica likes to draw 8 months ago

what did I just read

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Kaisu Rei 8 months ago

What

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Now, the Florida Man even has his own subreddit with 443k subscribers. The meme is even entering popular culture. On February 2nd, 2015, filmmaker Sean Dunne released a documentary titled "Florida Man," which features interviews with eccentric residents of the wacky state. Moreover, on March 10th, 2015, the Orlando Sentinel reported that the Tampa-based craft brewery company Cigar City Brewing has launched a beer brand named "Florida Man Double IPA" in tribute to the meme, with the bottle packaging featuring a photoshopped image of Ricky Lee Kalichun's mugshot from @_FloridaMan's Twitter profile picture.

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Kaisu Rei 8 months ago

I remember seeing this, he was holding the scissors with his feet

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Alex K 8 months ago

could be canadian

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BlackestDawn 8 months ago

Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.

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Kaisu Rei 8 months ago

Poor manatee though

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Luis Milian 8 months ago

this seems odd, but Florida normal

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panda_legerdemain 8 months ago

Good lord!

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Toby Comics 8 months ago

though unsafe, I admire his dedication

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Luis Milian 8 months ago

not the type of view you want

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Kristy P 8 months ago

Plot twist: it was just his poop

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Smerv 8 months ago

Hey you're supposed to threath with Coldplay lyrics, then achieve pizza

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Cyndi H 8 months ago

Hey here's my birthday too!

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panda_legerdemain 8 months ago

Well I guess one beer was enough

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Char Char 8 months ago

Makes perfect sense.

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SnowyLynx 8 months ago

That is too funny. Except for the security guard of course

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Toby Comics 8 months ago

HELP ITS STILL ON ME! OH GOOD! POLICE! HELP GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

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Milena 8 months ago

Apparently it's a thing in Florida, to attack people with food... ^-^

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Luis Milian 8 months ago

eeww wtf

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Stella Rose 8 months ago

He needs some milk!

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Christine Holl 8 months ago

Birthday buddies!

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not a scene 8 months ago

why would you want to go back to middle school

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not a scene 8 months ago

Was it one of those rentable ones that have invaded everything

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SnowyLynx 8 months ago

what happened next?! I must know!

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Monika Soffronow 8 months ago

We all know which Paralympic athlete he got that idea from

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Georgann Haeffner 8 months ago

These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!

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