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Like the band Against Me! ask in their hit I Was A Teenage Anarchist, 'do you remember when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?' Well, some actually hold onto that desire as they grow old and even let it manifest sometimes, too.

For example, a seagull may drink from a dog's bowl of water. Or a torrent site user may show off his love for the service in front of the Motion Picture Association of America headquarters. And we should admire them — to quote another more popular song, 'For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has not.'

Continuing our series on the subreddit First World Anarchists, we at Bored Panda compiled a fiery list of their latest posts to keep your inner rebellious fire burning. To catch up, check out our earlier posts on the sub here, here, and here.

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Check Out The Peanuts On These Guys

Check Out The Peanuts On These Guys

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At this time, u/rvauofrsol is the only moderator of the subreddit. "I didn't create it," they told Bored Panda. "I was just around when it was created."

I know, not often do you see a subreddit this big with just one person running the show. Or a completely empty 'Rules' section. But as u/rvauofrsol says, consider its name!

"Some of the most popular ways first world anarchists rebel are touching things, taking photos, and crossing lines," they explained. According to the moderator, the community of the subreddit is "chaotic yet cyclical."

Michael Friedman, Ph.D. is a clinical psychologist, life coach, and the co-founder of Hardcore Humanism, and he thinks that in order to understand the meaning of and need for peaceful anarchism, we need to look at humanity — being humane to humans, animals, and the planet.

To make his point, Friedman suggests looking at a conversation he had with Mark Greenway, the frontman of Napalm Death. "Human lives and other sentient lives as well, are more important than politics because ... if you can't ensure the welfare of those things, then politics is meaningless," Greenway told him.

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God Save The Queen

God Save The Queen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving the attention to detail in the width of the white diagonals.

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The musician went on to describe a "crisis of humanity" resulting from a large percentage of the world's population being stuck in certain cultural standpoints and drawing red lines that they won't cross. "And that's problematic because then you prioritize the cultural aspects of the human being."

According to Greenway, peaceful anarchism is freedom. "The whole point of anarchy is not to be governed and you are your own god basically... There are a lot of people who advocate for revolutionary anarchism with forceful means. For me, the very troublesome part of that is then you're encouraging conflict again," he said. "Surely, for me, one of the things that underpin anarchism is to achieve a world where everybody can live with dignity and equality and such — like to where we understand that we don't need to take up arms against each other anymore. That should be completely a thing of the past."

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Firefighters > Cops

Firefighters > Cops

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firefighters famously don't get along with cops and here is one nice example lol.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just shows that cops aren't there to serve and protect, but to hide and fine. "There's a murder going on in 3th Street" "Yeah, but I'm on 4th Street and there's this guy with a broken tail light."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not all police officers are bad. im not saying all of them are good, im saying that within every group of people there are good people and there are also bad people. i am in support of BLM, however i also think that without police there will be chaos. we should be teaching new officers to use methods of restraining a criminal that do not include violence. yes, there are cops that are racist, but there are also cops that aren't. let me put it this way. there have been doctors that were serial killers, deliberately poisoning their patients. but that doesnt mean all doctors are serial killers. it is our job to find the bad and remove them. thats the hard part.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people getting angry about police cars hiding to catch people out? Whether the car is visible or not, they’re not out to trick people or catch them doing something when they’re innocent. They catch people SPEEDING which is ILEGAL. If there were no speed cameras or patrols, a lot more people would speed, as for them there would be no visible deterrent. If you drive safely and stick to the limit, a visible or hidden police car is irrelevant. I lived on a main road for 13 years which had a school on it, loads of bungalows and family houses. Even though the limit was 30mph I reckon only about 30% of drivers stuck to the limit on a daily basis. People would come past the house in broad daylight doing 60/70 (and the rest) because some are selfish, do not care about the safety of others, and knew with no cameras or police in the area they’d get away with it. It would make my frilling day when we saw the traffic car waiting in the lay-by opposite the house and catch a few people doing 60 in the 30. But it was a drop in the ocean as they’d come maybe two or three times a year (the area is huge and massively under resourced for traffic officers etc and priorities are always on bigger crimes obviously not disputing that). the council refused to install a camera as well so the problem will never go away

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn’t bother me when true speeders are caught out or in certain situations, like school zones…what I think is funny snd I appreciate about the sign are the “speed traps” every local knows about: the steep hill that, if you aren’t paying attention will bump your speed up 5 or 6 miles over the limit & a hidden cop will pull you over and give you a ticket. I remember well how, when I was growing up, I realized that there was an “interesting coincidence” about nearly all the speeding tickets issued by the city & listed in the town paper: beginning in the summer tourist season, there would be a large number of out-of-towners issued tickets. The speed limit in town is only 25, & easy to go over by 2-5 mph or so if you’re not vigilant. Our city probably made up a large amount of its budget during the summer months by issuing tourists speeding tickets, while ignoring the High School kids drag-racing on a certain, already dangerous road less that 5 miles away on most nights. It’s about ..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly it looks more like a joke because the car sitting behind the sign says 'recruitment'

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SoozeeQ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, Recruitment for all three emergency services: Police, Fire, EMS

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea Westmere Fire Department! Honestly some cops park to be visible as a reminder to please slow down, it’s the sneaky ones who hide and ticket you

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Russell Rieckenberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My guess is this is done with police department cooperation to get people to slow down. The squad car is unoccupied.

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg, that's where I grew up. My mom lives on that road.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that sign there, people slow down even if there isn't a cop there. So that's good.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really interesting that you say this. If this were a school zone with repeated speeding violations where your kid crossed the street, wouldn’t you want it patrolled? Classic leadership principle of negative reinforcement.

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James Pasquini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's in my county. Well... in the other side. Oddly enough, the deputies do indeed catch a lot of speeders from there. People must laugh at the sign and continue speeding. lol!

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Christy G.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firemen can't get a speeding ticket. Oh, off duty. My bad.

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John David Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Final score 616 but bc my mom gets so many speeding tickets I give it 1,000 more upvotes final score 1,616

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Amanda Hunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if a speeding vehicle smashes into you won't be needing police assistance then.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has the side effect of getting people to slow down without the police.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's gonna go over well on the next cross department baseball game

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Jude Fire
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am petty as hell and I would totally do something like this.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes they have friendly rivalries. Sometimes not so friendly resentment about funding. I knew a paramedic who pranked a cop pretty hard by making a corpse appear to move. but the big tension was with the fire department, which had way better funding than the paramedics. Like they got new firetrucks when there weren't even enough ambulances.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will be he tension between police and fire fighters ever end?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are happy when the firefighters show up. You are not happy when the cops show up.

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Amanda Mae Steele
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why there's never been a song called "f**k the fire department"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the reason the song says "f*** the police" not the firefighters

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Nathan Filliom Gets It....

Nathan Filliom Gets It....

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Speaking to Friedman, Greenway advocated for more direct representation in local government. "It could be argued that, well, governments are all more or less the same thing. You know, they're based upon the protection of capital, and therefore, if you sort of get rid of the whole governmental system like when the Roman Empire collapsed ... you have a widespread representation on councils," Greenway thought out loud. "How many people on this earth don't have representation by their governments ... in terms of how things affect them, what they get from it? ... I'm hoping that it would show people that they have more value, that they have more worth and, in turn, that would then encourage people to be more cooperative within a community system."

What would emerge, Greenway said, is a natural connection to human beings rather than symbols or governmental parties. "I want to be able to take every human being, as a human being ... I don't want to judge people by any other standard. The whole sort of proud to be British thing, you know, the whole you've got to stand up for the flag and national anthem. No, I don't, why should I? I don't, for one thing, believe in them and the monarchic system ... so why should I stand up for something that I don't think is particularly great for the human beings that live in this country?"

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He Jus Wanna Drink

He Jus Wanna Drink

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you read it vertically, it says : dogs no. Only seagull. So this bird isn't wrong.

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However, Greenway acknowledged that this type of political shift probably won't happen any time soon, if ever. But that does not stop him from following these principles in his everyday life. "I want to be free and able to breathe and not strangled by this stuff ... So when I walk out of where I live and want to take my bike out ... I go down to the beach and I ride around, you know, sometimes I think about this stuff," Greenway explained. "And I think to myself, you know what, I'm here right now, or even when I go back home, I'm here and I'm free ... Within myself, I am free because I'm not restricted by any kind of dictatorial kind of methodology ... And that's really liberating."

When you think about it, the subreddit First World Anarchists is exactly that — a celebration of freedom. And it's awesome.

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This Kid Has A Future

This Kid Has A Future

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who actually prints a sheet to tell students not to write outside of the box???

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A Fair Response

A Fair Response

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the joke was the length of “unnecessarily” until I saw the little “ok” hahahah

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#17

Not Me But Now I’m Inspired

Not Me But Now I’m Inspired

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This Will Never End

This Will Never End

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If You Didn't Already Know, Baristas Are Above The Law

If You Didn't Already Know, Baristas Are Above The Law

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When somebody says "mark" it doesn't matter how it's spelled, so the barista was totally on point here.

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The Guy Who Wore A Pepsi Shirt To The World Of Coca-Cola Museum

The Guy Who Wore A Pepsi Shirt To The World Of Coca-Cola Museum

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My (White) husband accidentally wore a Slave t-shirt to a museum of Black history in Birmingham, Alabama. Slave was a surfboard company in Australia. We were on a weekend break and he only had one clean t-shirt left. In the foyer, I noticed it and he went to put on a dirty t-shirt.

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Bills Bills Bills...

Bills Bills Bills...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of Bills. Somebody really put time and effort into this one.

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One Of Us

One Of Us

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what are you local laws, but in some country the rule is to have both hands available to drive. So the use of phone, cigarettes, sandwiches... or cookies while driving is prohibited. So yes, driving while holding a cookie in your hand can be illegal.

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Upstanding Citizens

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This Lad

This Lad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ireland is also a surname, so there could well be an James Ireland representing England. LOL.

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F You, I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus

F You, I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus

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Oooohhh, This Lady Is Gonna Be Pissed!

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This Vending Machine Has Graduated To A New Level Of Anarchy

This Vending Machine Has Graduated To A New Level Of Anarchy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it looks like snacks are free, kids. Shake that machine.

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A House Of God

A House Of God

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feet on books are the only thing I have a problem with here. Books are important, even (especially) fiction. Naughty girl.

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Whoever Puts These Questions Together Gave Up Before The End

Whoever Puts These Questions Together Gave Up Before The End

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Sandwich For Later

Sandwich For Later

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#36

Browsing Dogs For Adoption. I Think We've Found The One

Browsing Dogs For Adoption. I Think We've Found The One

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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This Bear Gets It

This Bear Gets It

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bear- “I can do what i please. If you have a problem it sucks to be you.” [Edited to say thank you for all the upvotes!! 💜]

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Try And Stop Me

Try And Stop Me

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GF And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf

GF And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf

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The Audacity Of This Guy

The Audacity Of This Guy

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One tiny scene in a movie most people never saw, “Joe vs the Volcano” immediately comes to mind. Early in the movie, Tom Hanks (who plays Joe) works in the basement of an uber-depressing office building, and every day has to pass by a large round handle (for water? Steam? F**k if I know), with an equally large sign that says “Do Not Touch”. As his own personal passive-aggressive act of anarchy, he repeatedly makes a point of touching it when he passes it. Every. Single. Time. And that scene has stuck with me ever since I saw the movie—-in 1990, so 30 years. BTW, the warning sign is total bullshit, since absolutely nothing happens when he touches it.

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Dance Like No One Is Watching

Dance Like No One Is Watching

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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