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Like the band Against Me! ask in their hit I Was A Teenage Anarchist, 'do you remember when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?' Well, some actually hold onto that desire as they grow old and even let it manifest sometimes, too.

For example, a seagull may drink from a dog's bowl of water. Or a torrent site user may show off his love for the service in front of the Motion Picture Association of America headquarters. And we should admire them — to quote another more popular song, 'For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has not.'

Continuing our series on the subreddit First World Anarchists, we at Bored Panda compiled a fiery list of their latest posts to keep your inner rebellious fire burning. To catch up, check out our earlier posts on the sub here, here, and here.

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Check Out The Peanuts On These Guys

Check Out The Peanuts On These Guys

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At this time, u/rvauofrsol is the only moderator of the subreddit. "I didn't create it," they told Bored Panda. "I was just around when it was created."

I know, not often do you see a subreddit this big with just one person running the show. Or a completely empty 'Rules' section. But as u/rvauofrsol says, consider its name!

"Some of the most popular ways first world anarchists rebel are touching things, taking photos, and crossing lines," they explained. According to the moderator, the community of the subreddit is "chaotic yet cyclical."

Michael Friedman, Ph.D. is a clinical psychologist, life coach, and the co-founder of Hardcore Humanism, and he thinks that in order to understand the meaning of and need for peaceful anarchism, we need to look at humanity — being humane to humans, animals, and the planet.

To make his point, Friedman suggests looking at a conversation he had with Mark Greenway, the frontman of Napalm Death. "Human lives and other sentient lives as well, are more important than politics because ... if you can't ensure the welfare of those things, then politics is meaningless," Greenway told him.

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God Save The Queen

God Save The Queen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving the attention to detail in the width of the white diagonals.

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The musician went on to describe a "crisis of humanity" resulting from a large percentage of the world's population being stuck in certain cultural standpoints and drawing red lines that they won't cross. "And that's problematic because then you prioritize the cultural aspects of the human being."

According to Greenway, peaceful anarchism is freedom. "The whole point of anarchy is not to be governed and you are your own god basically... There are a lot of people who advocate for revolutionary anarchism with forceful means. For me, the very troublesome part of that is then you're encouraging conflict again," he said. "Surely, for me, one of the things that underpin anarchism is to achieve a world where everybody can live with dignity and equality and such — like to where we understand that we don't need to take up arms against each other anymore. That should be completely a thing of the past."

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Firefighters > Cops

Firefighters > Cops

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Nathan Filliom Gets It....

Nathan Filliom Gets It....

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Speaking to Friedman, Greenway advocated for more direct representation in local government. "It could be argued that, well, governments are all more or less the same thing. You know, they're based upon the protection of capital, and therefore, if you sort of get rid of the whole governmental system like when the Roman Empire collapsed ... you have a widespread representation on councils," Greenway thought out loud. "How many people on this earth don't have representation by their governments ... in terms of how things affect them, what they get from it? ... I'm hoping that it would show people that they have more value, that they have more worth and, in turn, that would then encourage people to be more cooperative within a community system."

What would emerge, Greenway said, is a natural connection to human beings rather than symbols or governmental parties. "I want to be able to take every human being, as a human being ... I don't want to judge people by any other standard. The whole sort of proud to be British thing, you know, the whole you've got to stand up for the flag and national anthem. No, I don't, why should I? I don't, for one thing, believe in them and the monarchic system ... so why should I stand up for something that I don't think is particularly great for the human beings that live in this country?"

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He Jus Wanna Drink

He Jus Wanna Drink

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you read it vertically, it says : dogs no. Only seagull. So this bird isn't wrong.

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However, Greenway acknowledged that this type of political shift probably won't happen any time soon, if ever. But that does not stop him from following these principles in his everyday life. "I want to be free and able to breathe and not strangled by this stuff ... So when I walk out of where I live and want to take my bike out ... I go down to the beach and I ride around, you know, sometimes I think about this stuff," Greenway explained. "And I think to myself, you know what, I'm here right now, or even when I go back home, I'm here and I'm free ... Within myself, I am free because I'm not restricted by any kind of dictatorial kind of methodology ... And that's really liberating."

When you think about it, the subreddit First World Anarchists is exactly that — a celebration of freedom. And it's awesome.

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This Kid Has A Future

This Kid Has A Future

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who actually prints a sheet to tell students not to write outside of the box???

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A Fair Response

A Fair Response

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the joke was the length of “unnecessarily” until I saw the little “ok” hahahah

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Not Me But Now I’m Inspired

Not Me But Now I’m Inspired

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This Will Never End

This Will Never End

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If You Didn't Already Know, Baristas Are Above The Law

If You Didn't Already Know, Baristas Are Above The Law

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When somebody says "mark" it doesn't matter how it's spelled, so the barista was totally on point here.

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The Guy Who Wore A Pepsi Shirt To The World Of Coca-Cola Museum

The Guy Who Wore A Pepsi Shirt To The World Of Coca-Cola Museum

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My (White) husband accidentally wore a Slave t-shirt to a museum of Black history in Birmingham, Alabama. Slave was a surfboard company in Australia. We were on a weekend break and he only had one clean t-shirt left. In the foyer, I noticed it and he went to put on a dirty t-shirt.

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Bills Bills Bills...

Bills Bills Bills...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of Bills. Somebody really put time and effort into this one.

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One Of Us

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Guy MacGregor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what are you local laws, but in some country the rule is to have both hands available to drive. So the use of phone, cigarettes, sandwiches... or cookies while driving is prohibited. So yes, driving while holding a cookie in your hand can be illegal.

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F. H.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany holding your phone while is illegal, but shaving is totally fine. That surely was an interesting court case.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you’re bored, maybe you can eat your cookies at home and do not keep that police busy with the bullshi*.

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Giovanna
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Driving while texting or making a phone call causes a lot of car accidents. I wouldn't be proud of myself if I did this. This law is there for a reason. It's quite childish acting this way in my opinion.

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Neil Bidle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except mobile phone use while driving is ridiculously dangerous, so should be being punished.

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CalicoKitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure that in some places eating while driving is, in fact, technically, illegal.

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Shaun Coleman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Ontario we have distracted driving laws. Holding a mobile phone in your hand is a fairly stiff fine. If you continue to get caught the fines increment. Eventually you will be unable to afford your insurance. 1st offence: 30 day suspension with $4,000 fine 2nd offence: 2 month fine with $8,000 fine. 3rd offence: 3 month suspension, $10,000 fine and 5 demerit points. In Ontario when they tell you to not use a hand held phone while driving they mean it. You can get a blue tooth set for a lot less than the 1st fine!

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Linda HS
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this is a good idea. It is still hands on wheel, eyes on the road! It should not be “ hey, let's see if we can prank the police to stop me, just so I can post and get some likes”. It should be about safety on the road. Remember, it is not only you on the road and maybe, unlike you, we are still trying to get home to our families safely! Stop acting stupid!

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is beyond stupid. I hope they ticket you for wasting a police officer's time.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands they could fine this guy for not having full control over his vehicle. It's known as the "coat stand article". Which means that cops can fine you for any behavior in traffic that is, or could be, dangerous although there's no specific law on which they could give you a fine.

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Karin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He can only do this bc he's white. This is another example of white privilege.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And next get a ticket while the cop smirks and tells you to explain to the judge that you were holding a cookie that looks like a phone.

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who almost lost a sister to some girl who was watching her phone instead of the road, I think not using the phone while driving is a reasonable request

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Mahayana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw this guy doing this in a video. Got pulled over and got a huge fine for wasting the time of the officers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this in the news. The guy got pulled over, and arrested, because he had a warrant out against him for another offence. Maybe don't taunt the cops when they are already looking for you?. Hahaha!

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Lady Vader
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you're not a person of color without telling me you're not a person of color.

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Shaun Coleman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In some places, yes it is. In Ontario the police constable could charge you with distracted driving if they feel it is warranted. Best not to poke the bear.

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Shelli Aderman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s awesome! And? OP must have a LOT of free time, to just spend one’s day getting pulled over by cops…

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An Co
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good idea to bake some extra cookies to offer the cop.

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Imjust jim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just makes you a different kind of distracted driver - on par with cell-oes.

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Jerry Ryan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now you're just being a troll waisting cops time and tax payers money get a life you troll

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Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although it is very clever and funny, it is truly wasting their time.

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Mary Jeffries
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems funny at first but the number of accidents caused by cell phones while driving is serious.

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Cheryl Honick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is funny but at the same time he's missing out on pulling over people who really need to be pulled over!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grow up. As if police haven't got better things to do. What a d**k

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about your country, but in some countries they will actually fine you for this, as pranking law enforcement is considered a misdemeanor.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Making cigarettes while driving is not officially prohibited in germany. Most cars can be steered with the knee pretty fine, something you should be able to anyway, like braking with the left foot - a skill related to the skill you need anyway, and one you might need unexpectable.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this douche wastes tax payer's money and the police's time for a shitty prank? What a hero. Must retweet. Brain bad..

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Cass Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, because you are holding it in your hand, in most states it is illegal.

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Adam Myśków
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you just love the asshats that use the loudspeaker in their phone while driving WHILE HOLDING THE PHONE IN THEIR HAND?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this guy got pulled over, showed the cop it was a cookie, she ran his license anyways and he had an active warrant and was arrested.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seen a video of this being done. the cops confusion was priceless.

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nala simba
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this meant to be funny, clever or informative? Legal or not, it is dangerous.

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richard lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe after he got pulled over, it was discovered that he had unpaid traffic tickets. So it kind of backfired. lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well somebody should’ve spent ingredient money on something else, obviously

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The answer by the cop should be "The law doesn't state what material the phone must be made of, so there's no reason to exclude cookie."

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H.L.Lewis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone here was pulled over for eating a burger. He fought it, and won. So yes we can eat and drive

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Elsie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny but eating while driving can still get you a ticket

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Jane Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BF trolled the cops with his pearl handled 'gun' cigarettle lighter. I thought they'd shoot him there for a minute.

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L McPhillips
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There used to be a state statute in WI called “Driving While Encumbered”. Basically, meant you could get ticketed for anything if the cop wanted to be a big enough a$$hat. SO glad that is no longer a thing here.

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Frankenfrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person needs to grow up and find better ways do be an anarchist without wasting tax money

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure in some countries a cop would fine you for wasting police resources...

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Thay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like 10 years old, but still funny lol

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could still be driving without due care and attention and wasting public money.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live, doing that to a cop is a one-way ticket to jail.

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Dee Tag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope Karma bites you in the ass when you need them, no one shows up because they're dealing with jerks like you.

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Upstanding Citizens

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This Lad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ireland is also a surname, so there could well be an James Ireland representing England. LOL.

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F You, I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus

F You, I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus

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Oooohhh, This Lady Is Gonna Be Pissed!

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This Vending Machine Has Graduated To A New Level Of Anarchy

This Vending Machine Has Graduated To A New Level Of Anarchy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it looks like snacks are free, kids. Shake that machine.

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A House Of God

A House Of God

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feet on books are the only thing I have a problem with here. Books are important, even (especially) fiction. Naughty girl.

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Whoever Puts These Questions Together Gave Up Before The End

Whoever Puts These Questions Together Gave Up Before The End

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Sandwich For Later

Sandwich For Later

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Browsing Dogs For Adoption. I Think We've Found The One

Browsing Dogs For Adoption. I Think We've Found The One

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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This Bear Gets It

This Bear Gets It

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bear- “I can do what i please. If you have a problem it sucks to be you.” [Edited to say thank you for all the upvotes!! 💜]

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Try And Stop Me

Try And Stop Me

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GF And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf

GF And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf

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The Audacity Of This Guy

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One tiny scene in a movie most people never saw, “Joe vs the Volcano” immediately comes to mind. Early in the movie, Tom Hanks (who plays Joe) works in the basement of an uber-depressing office building, and every day has to pass by a large round handle (for water? Steam? F**k if I know), with an equally large sign that says “Do Not Touch”. As his own personal passive-aggressive act of anarchy, he repeatedly makes a point of touching it when he passes it. Every. Single. Time. And that scene has stuck with me ever since I saw the movie—-in 1990, so 30 years. BTW, the warning sign is total bullshit, since absolutely nothing happens when he touches it.

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Dance Like No One Is Watching

Dance Like No One Is Watching

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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