Guy Documents His First Week Of Work At Target, And It Couldn’t Get More Hilarious
If you thought that working at a retail store as a cashier is boring, we’ve got news for you. Well, actually Tumblr user kimpossibooty does. He recently uploaded a very detailed and hilarious story about his first week working at Target, and the journal entries are pure gold.
From selling a bra to the mom of a sixteen-year-old girl on his first day at work who was cringing the entire time, to selling a man thirty light bulbs with a coupon, who afterward says he did not need thirty light bulbs, he just likes coupons and a myriad of other funny accidents. Customer service can be both hilarious and straight-up strange at the same time. Keep on scrolling to read the entries of the whole work week – I promise you won’t be disappointed! Actually, you might even be running to Target for some weird people-watching yourself.
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Great how this man could see all these fun detail in a regular (and apparently not so funny) job at a supermarket! :D His life will be full of bliss :)
And those who are lucky enough to share his life will be blessed as well.
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I think he should write these weekly. And publish it all soon. Fame, dollars and glory.
This man should write books. I truly believe he has a future as a well-known author
Reading this was hilarious, thank you for sharing. Please write a book
The comment about the fly going in his nose almost brought me to tears I think just from the mental image I guess lmao!
Kimpossibooty - the people buying 100 spiral notebooks or folders were school teachers. As teachers we find that there are often kids whose parents cannot get the school supplies needed for the classroom, so teachers try to find the discounts and purchase them to give to kids for free.
Continue to write thinks down. One day you might write a book. My daughter is a nurse practitioner and midwife. Oh, the stories she has. I keep telling her to write a book. She says no one would believe her. But I do think it would be entertaining. I enjoyed this person's step by step first week at Target.
Tell her to watch "Call the Midwife" from BBC. Based on memoirs of a real midwife in e 1950s London.
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kimpossibooty must write a book for our own amusement! I enjoyed each and every sentence he wrote to discribe his experiences as a worker at T. Thanks Ruta for sharing this with us!
This is a man of grace, magic and humor. Wish he worked in my local Target.
I want to learn how to save so much like the lady from the first day.
Oh my god! This is one of the best things I have read here. Make it a sketch, do something with it, before I do! I WANT MORE - Shoowed to people, they want more too! keep it up ;)
I want to be this girl's friend. And I have a strange hankering to spend time in Target. Or Walmart. One of those two.
That fly wasn't 'bouncing around'. He just had to make a three point turn because of the congestion.
wonderful! What joy, humor and compassion! Dont know if you've been taken already, but whoever gets you is lucky! if you are already taken--even luckier!!
Hilarious! You just made me love my job as sales assistant. Hope you have a book or a blog. I would love to read more.
I love how he sees and questions life around him.. Hilariously awesome...I enjoyed seeing thru eyes !!!
This is the funniest thing I have read in ages. I shared it with my two sons who also work at Target!
What a poet and astute observer of human nature. Wish I had written all my funny stories from working at a travel call center !
When you can find this much fun in a routine day at work, life is pretty good.
Methinks he IS in the wrong job...Along with Trump And H. Clinton...And a person as observant as he is..should have been a detective...Why there ARE 71 missing people in Chicago...being searched for by 4 detectives..Which means some lives have low priorities...Had the missing been anyone famous...then maybe an effort might be made....
More proof that when you work in any customer service capacity, a sense of humor is a must have.
This guy is perfect for retail which I did for 7 years and loved all the different people, events, problems, challenges and "turn-a-rounds"....If they come in sad or mad they will be leaving Glad!
This guy is either so spacial or he suffer from deep depression I hope he is just so special. And by the way your use of words and attention to details can make you a good novelist, consider that
I know I'm going to be hated, but the only thing believable are the crazy guests. No way did he get called into HR about compliments on his first day. He could write a book, but from the power of imagination not observation. This was not funny at all, but then he's a cashier. I'd like to hear his stories after a day of working logistics. He would not have a sunny disposition afterwards. Most team members don't come back on their second day. I know I worked it for 2 yrs.
Great how this man could see all these fun detail in a regular (and apparently not so funny) job at a supermarket! :D His life will be full of bliss :)
And those who are lucky enough to share his life will be blessed as well.
Load More Replies... I think he should write these weekly. And publish it all soon. Fame, dollars and glory.
This man should write books. I truly believe he has a future as a well-known author
Reading this was hilarious, thank you for sharing. Please write a book
The comment about the fly going in his nose almost brought me to tears I think just from the mental image I guess lmao!
Kimpossibooty - the people buying 100 spiral notebooks or folders were school teachers. As teachers we find that there are often kids whose parents cannot get the school supplies needed for the classroom, so teachers try to find the discounts and purchase them to give to kids for free.
Continue to write thinks down. One day you might write a book. My daughter is a nurse practitioner and midwife. Oh, the stories she has. I keep telling her to write a book. She says no one would believe her. But I do think it would be entertaining. I enjoyed this person's step by step first week at Target.
Tell her to watch "Call the Midwife" from BBC. Based on memoirs of a real midwife in e 1950s London.
Load More Replies... kimpossibooty must write a book for our own amusement! I enjoyed each and every sentence he wrote to discribe his experiences as a worker at T. Thanks Ruta for sharing this with us!
This is a man of grace, magic and humor. Wish he worked in my local Target.
I want to learn how to save so much like the lady from the first day.
Oh my god! This is one of the best things I have read here. Make it a sketch, do something with it, before I do! I WANT MORE - Shoowed to people, they want more too! keep it up ;)
I want to be this girl's friend. And I have a strange hankering to spend time in Target. Or Walmart. One of those two.
That fly wasn't 'bouncing around'. He just had to make a three point turn because of the congestion.
wonderful! What joy, humor and compassion! Dont know if you've been taken already, but whoever gets you is lucky! if you are already taken--even luckier!!
Hilarious! You just made me love my job as sales assistant. Hope you have a book or a blog. I would love to read more.
I love how he sees and questions life around him.. Hilariously awesome...I enjoyed seeing thru eyes !!!
This is the funniest thing I have read in ages. I shared it with my two sons who also work at Target!
What a poet and astute observer of human nature. Wish I had written all my funny stories from working at a travel call center !
When you can find this much fun in a routine day at work, life is pretty good.
Methinks he IS in the wrong job...Along with Trump And H. Clinton...And a person as observant as he is..should have been a detective...Why there ARE 71 missing people in Chicago...being searched for by 4 detectives..Which means some lives have low priorities...Had the missing been anyone famous...then maybe an effort might be made....
More proof that when you work in any customer service capacity, a sense of humor is a must have.
This guy is perfect for retail which I did for 7 years and loved all the different people, events, problems, challenges and "turn-a-rounds"....If they come in sad or mad they will be leaving Glad!
This guy is either so spacial or he suffer from deep depression I hope he is just so special. And by the way your use of words and attention to details can make you a good novelist, consider that
I know I'm going to be hated, but the only thing believable are the crazy guests. No way did he get called into HR about compliments on his first day. He could write a book, but from the power of imagination not observation. This was not funny at all, but then he's a cashier. I'd like to hear his stories after a day of working logistics. He would not have a sunny disposition afterwards. Most team members don't come back on their second day. I know I worked it for 2 yrs.
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